J's Bots

[J]

The ramplate would be better if it was a rack of weapons,

Lrn2build popups?

Ehhh... I wanted this to be more of a generic-flipper, really...

Yes, he did say that. Flipper is an incorrect term as this robot has weapons, making it a popup. And no, you don't want a rack of weapons on a popup, OR a generic flipper.

By "Generic Flipper", I ment that I wanted the bot to be more along the lines of something that would throw things, in this case, a popup(I guess?)
Anyway, I had re-built it from the ground up, and this the current version:

Yes, the spikes actually stick outward, as suggested earlier I should make the robot more like that, as a flipper/rammer.
The wedges are amazing this way.
Now the only thing I'm wondering, is what should I do with the left over weight? O,o
(It has about 3-4 Pink Batteries btw)

[Sage]

Take out the pinks and stack a second black into the first one. Use Rubber wheels for popups, usually cause they have a lower ground clearance and dont "slip" as much as grannies or shinies do. I don't like the rack of weapons, but if that's the hybrid you're going for then whatever. Is it effective?

[J]

Take out the pinks and stack a second black into the first one.

I was never good at stacking blacks. But ehh...

Use Rubber wheels for popups, usually cause they have a lower ground clearance and dont "slip" as much as grannies or shinies do

......Sure.

I don't like the rack of weapons, but if that's the hybrid you're going for then whatever. Is it effective?

As stated earlier, its apparently supposed to be similar to DSL EMERGENCY.
That, or its like some weird claw formation.
And yes, it is effective.

[J]

My Smorg Team now contains an awesome Heavyweight:

I have enough room for that pink battery, but the when ever I go to place it, it says "Cant exceed 800".
Apparently 800 weighs more then 800.

.......I dont get it.
Regardless, I'm VERY happy with the outcome.

[G.K.]

I bet that looks awesome.

[Sage]

792.0 could actually be 792.05, meaning the bot would weigh 800.05

[FOTEPX]

Ya don't really need that pink, anyway. A lot of chassis space reduction could be done here as well, and your wedges are a bit short.

I AM HEAVY WEAPONS SMORG, AND THIS... IS MY NEW WEAPON.

[J]

792.0 could actually be 792.05, meaning the bot would weigh 800.05

CURSE YOU LOGIC!!1one
And here I thought it weighing exactly 800 would have been cool. But ehh...

Ya don't really need that pink, anyway. A lot of chassis space reduction could be done here as well, and your wedges are a bit short.

The chassis is as flat as its going to get. And you only really see all that empty space because of the angle I took the image. The wedges aren't that short btw..

I AM HEAVY WEAPONS SMORG, AND THIS... IS MY NEW WEAPON.

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This bot just became 300% more hilarious.

[FOTEPX]

Heavy Weapons Smorg weighs 792 kilograms and spins 10 kilogram custom skinned iron spikes at 16 iron spikes per 3 minutes. It costs 400,000 dollars to spin this VS... for 12 seconds.

[J]

Quick update to Combat Smorg:

I had downloaded the patch for RA2 off the original site(For teh lulz, because those cannons are hilarious) and it appearently fixed my game up to where none of the buttons and crap are blurry.
Add to it, the AI parts pack is also working for me.

EMERGENCY HAX-FLIPPERS ARE INDEED HAX-FLIPPERS
(Dey iz so fun <3)

Combat's new weapon occasionally will get bumped by arena hazards, but other then that, he gets under everything.
Me = Happy

[freeziez]

Looks great. Put him in Starcore or BBEANS AI now.

[J]

Looks great. Put him in Starcore or BBEANS AI now.

I'm not downloaded the Starcore AI. Not just yet.
I want to test a few things first and finish my Smorg team.
(By "finish", I mean make a SHW and make any last minute adjustments)

[freeziez]

Looks great. Put him in Starcore or BBEANS AI now.

I'm not downloaded the Starcore AI. Not just yet.
I want to test a few things first and finish my Smorg team.
(By "finish", I mean make a SHW and make any last minute adjustments)

OK

[J]

Well guys, J has gone crazy.
Why? Because J downloaded Click's parts pack, and made a broke robot:

(I can make one thats worse then this)
J is having fun with his new parts, as they make J laugh.
Why J is talking in 3rd person for this post, is beyond the thought of J.

...It J's showcase, and J wanted to post an obvious joke-bot.
Plus, this gives J the chance to build a SHW, and finish his Smorg Team.
Hurray.

[Badnik96]

Badnik wants J to stop referring to himself in the third person. XP

Anyway, it's nice that you're returning to your roots as a custom-part user. (At least what I've seen on the archive)

[freeziez]

Looks awesome. Once I did something like that with Smartzones and CO2 Tanks, I put them all the way at the top of the maxsphere, so if the robot tipped over, it would keep him up. 

[J]

Badnik wants J to stop referring to himself in the third person. XP

Anyway, it's nice that you're returning to your roots as a custom-part user. (At least what I've seen on the archive)

Nah, I only really wanted the Starpiece to make complete teams that include SHWs.
And the custom parts only get used when I'm bored, and want to make a robot thats entirely made out of laser cannons :3

Looks awesome. Once I did something like that with Smartzones and CO2 Tanks, I put them all the way at the top of the maxsphere, so if the robot tipped over, it would keep him up. 

It looks awesome because I wanted it to look like some weird tank-thing.
And lol@how you can make a robot that cant be tipped over.

Also, I dont exactly know where to start with a SHW, as the possibilitys are (near) limitless O,o

[J]

So a few hours later, and I came up with this for a SHW:

Its such a cluttered mess, I know.
But I DELIBERATLY did all that extender work so the bot looks more like a train, as I named it "Smorgs Aboard"
And yes, it having a weight of 1337.3 was on purpose.

So yea, this would be the last robot on Team Smorg. Thus, the team is finished. Yay :3

EDIT: Appearently this a UHW, and not a SHW.
.........
Crap.

[FOTEPX]

Emergency wedges suck, and for a SHW, I expect A LOT more weapons.

[freeziez]

I agree. Double, triple or even quadruple up on weapons.