Heh. Every time I remember one of my first LWs, my eyes start to bleed.
Imagine this:
A chassis shaped a little like an arrows tip and sloped backwards some.
Height of chassis 1.5 times more than you need for Zteks.
RAD drive with mini wheels.
Around 4 pinks.
1 baseplate anchor with one 50cm polespike on it.
And the rest ballasts.
Dont forget horrible skin! Bright blue with nuke marks on it. (what was I smoking when I made that one?)