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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2011, 04:27:04 PM »
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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2011, 04:30:53 PM »
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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2011, 04:33:43 PM »
I liked the Typhoon 2 one.

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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2011, 04:50:42 PM »
Tornado: Eh never mind. We dont want a repeat of last time.


Haha

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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2011, 04:54:44 PM »
Tornado: Problem, Razer?
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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2011, 03:34:49 PM »
Terrorhurtz:Axes make nice substitutes for rockets on a space ship,WHY HAS NASA NOT THOUGHT OF THIS?
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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2011, 04:00:12 PM »
DP.
Tan(Tough As Nails):Tactics?drive into pit release,grab bot,drop in pit.UMAD?
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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2011, 04:06:20 PM »
DP.
Tan(Tough As Nails):Tactics?drive into pit release,grab bot,drop in pit.UMAD?

Doing it wrong.

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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2011, 04:09:55 PM »
Why?Im not good at this,so can you explain?
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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2011, 04:18:14 PM »
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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2011, 04:20:36 PM »
Razzler: I think Ian Lewis ways 'toying' with us on this one.

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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2011, 04:39:27 PM »
RefBpot:If only the germany vs england match was in euro 2008,and if only refbot was the ref.
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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2011, 04:42:18 PM »
Why would it matter if it was in the Euros that we didn't even qualify for?
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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #33 on: June 18, 2011, 04:45:43 PM »
Just a joke.And looking,it seems you didnt get it.
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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #34 on: June 18, 2011, 05:43:11 PM »
You fail at making jokes

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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #35 on: June 18, 2011, 05:57:00 PM »
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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #36 on: June 18, 2011, 06:49:28 PM »
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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #37 on: June 19, 2011, 10:54:56 AM »
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Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2011, 09:58:43 PM »
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