Author Topic: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions (Read 3931 times)

FOTEPX · « **on:** June 15, 2011, 05:15:02 PM »

Basically, describe a bot in the funniest way possible.

For Example:

Sgt. Bash: A fat guy who ate too many cookies when he was a child and turned into a fat green weirdo with Hepatitis B.

Shunt: A solid steel axe made out of cardboard, and a chassis made out of paper, this is the ultimate destoy-Actually, why did we make thi-

Dead Metal: We threw a bunch of peices of steel together and out came a robot. Cuz, y'know, we're like that.

Matilda: IT'S MADE OUT OF BLOODY POLYCARBONATE. WHEN BOTS AROUND HERE ARE MADE OUT OF STEEL. WHAT. THE. HELL.

Chassius Chrome: The most epic bot ever made ever. It has boxing gloves... And... Uh... Stuff...

Growler: It's a dog coated in tin foil! Yaaaaay!

Sir Killalot: We stole a Barbie jeep and combined it with a dead corpse, and out came this... thing. Also, tracks. Look at them. Oh yeah.

Mr Psycho: We took Sir Killalot, rusty metal, that broken spoon under your bed and a load of Mentorn execs, AND LOOK WHAT WE GOT!

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #1 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:26:21 PM »

I hope I'm doing this right. This is more a paraphrasing of how the captain described his robot, and I found it funny.

"This is my robot it's just your run-of-the-mill circular chassis. There's nothing inside except two pedestrian drive motors, a boring CO2 system and an incredibly normal lifting device. All in all, it's a very plain robot that wouldn't at all stand out in a crowd. We call it The Creature."

FOTEPX · « **Reply #2 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:40:31 PM »

Quote from: Sonny_Resetti on June 15, 2011, 05:26:21 PM

I hope I'm doing this right. This is more a paraphrasing of how the captain described his robot, and I found it funny.

"This is my robot it's just your run-of-the-mill circular chassis. There's nothing inside except two pedestrian drive motors, a boring CO2 system and an incredibly normal lifting device. All in all, it's a very plain robot that wouldn't at all stand out in a crowd. We call it The Creature."

You're doing it right.

NFX · « **Reply #3 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:45:06 PM »

Ripper: "Enormous Kitchen Spatula"

Hypno-Disc: "Best Lawnmower Ever"

FOTEPX · « **Reply #4 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:49:22 PM »

Me and Sparkey were just talking about if the Hypno-Disc team members got drunk. You could just see them in the pits, just staring at the disc wondering 'Where the

does it stooop...?'

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #5 on:** June 15, 2011, 06:13:12 PM »

Quote from: FOTEPX on June 15, 2011, 05:49:22 PM

Me and Sparkey were just talking about if the Hypno-Disc team members got drunk. You could just see them in the pits, just staring at the disc wondering 'Where the does it stooop...?'

I think that's an incredibly optimistic analysis of what would happen if the handlers of a 100-KG metal-shredding machine got drunk.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:16:04 PM »

My robot is inspired by the time I panicked because a spider was eating my block of cheese.

*guess*

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #7 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:23:32 PM »

Panic Attack. You shouldn't have put the operative word in the clue.

Badnik96 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:14:00 PM »

Nightmare- We got bored of seeing things like Biohazard, so we made a ZOMG HUGE FREAKING DISC BLADE THING WITH WHEELS instead.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:37:01 PM »

Quote from: Badnik96 on June 15, 2011, 09:14:00 PM

Nightmare- We got bored of seeing things like Biohazard, so we made a ZOMG HUGE FREAKING DISC BLADE THING WITH WHEELS instead.

SKBT · « **Reply #10 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:50:39 PM »

~~My fighting strategy is impale other robot on big pointy stick...~~

Edit: Somehow I thought this was a guess the robot type game. :P

JoeBlo · « **Reply #11 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:18:00 PM »

Im sorry but when does this thread get to the "Humorous' bit?

Enigm@ · « **Reply #12 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:19:37 PM »

Fixed for ya Joe.

SKBT · « **Reply #13 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:24:50 PM »

Quote from: JoeBlo on June 15, 2011, 10:18:00 PM

Im sorry but when does this thread get to the "Humorous' bit?

Read the thread aloud with a Transylvanian accent. That should make it a little funnier.

Badnik96 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 15, 2011, 11:52:49 PM »

Ziggo-

I can has metal? lol

tired, its 1am over here

TriTon · « **Reply #15 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:05:49 AM »

Biohazard: If you touch me, you get H1N1.

Avalanche · « **Reply #16 on:** June 16, 2011, 04:18:19 PM »

Thermidor 2:Pussycat fur,a lobster,radioactive waste,and look at this,its the result!

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #17 on:** June 16, 2011, 04:19:32 PM »

Razer: A razer on steroids that rather than heling your beard it kills you.

GarvinTheGreat · « **Reply #18 on:** June 16, 2011, 04:20:23 PM »

Tornado: Eh never mind. We dont want a repeat of last time.

Avalanche · « **Reply #19 on:** June 16, 2011, 04:25:14 PM »

Growler:The heavy meets his match.OR:OM NOM NOM NOM.