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« on: December 17, 2010, 09:40:48 PM »
... lovely :P
thats a local guy in my city.. its probably the worlds fastest Studebaker @5.80 seconds on a 1/4 mile
Sorry, Joe. I think this guy's got the record .... http://www.dochemp.com/bonnev.html
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« on: December 17, 2010, 09:28:49 PM »
Bob Rivers, "Wreck The Malls"
Wreck the malls this Christmas season
Fa la la la la la la la la
Blow your cash for no good reason
Fa la la la la la la la la
Push your charge card to the limit
Fa la la la la la la la la
Your checkbook now has nothing in it
Fa la la la la la la la la
Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Drive through K-Mart on his Harley
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tamper with their music system
Fa la la la la la la la la
Trade something for Twisted Sister
Fa la la la la la la la la
Wreck the pet store, do some damage
Fa la la la la la la la la
Send the beagles on on a rampage
Fa la la la la la la la la
Acting in an uncouth manner
Fa la la la la la la la la
Drop your pants and moon at Santa
Fa la la la la la la la la
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« on: December 11, 2010, 09:08:21 PM »
Meh, it was worth a try .......
I still do agree with the SoTG smiley.
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« on: December 11, 2010, 08:41:08 PM »
how many years does it take for one of my friends to change a light bulb?
I dont know he was spose to be counting!
How many unfunny jokes can MKB tell at once? Apparently he wasn't counting, either .... ----------------------------------- So MKB walks into a hotel with a pig under one arm and an ostrich under the other. The desk clerk looks at him and says, "Let me guess. This is a joke, right?" ---------------------------------------------- Okay, now for a REAL joke ......... MKB!
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« on: December 11, 2010, 08:05:22 PM »
All the times we say SOTG'd we might as well make a smiley for that I agree, but it needs to be something thoroughly and outrageously obnoxious. I got it! Make a smiley of Man Manu! 
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« on: December 09, 2010, 10:00:07 PM »
Yea, it would be pretty cool if I could meet Armadillo from the old RA2 forums.
.......... OH WAIT
*shot*
@Spy: Yea, that fateful day when we all wanted to fave fun on the RA2 forums, but suddenly we couldn't.
Lots of members were lost during the cold war, but a few of us managed to survive.
Heck, even today a few of us seem to "wander back" to the original base-camp.
.... Yea I'm trying too hard to make it seem interesting. What really sucked was that I lost a ton of the comments i made about most of the moderators on there, like Goose and Click and ACAMS ....... Hmmmmmmmm ........ maybe that wasn't such a bad thing, after all ......
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« on: December 09, 2010, 08:52:34 PM »
I recently watched the first film with a buddy, mainly for the lulz and to see if we can endure it.
We barely could. It was worse than we ever expected (and we didn't expect anything good at all).
Anyone here seen it? Opinions? We will probably be watching New Moon tomorrow (ogawd), I'll share my thoughts. My sympathies. May I suggest you watch these movies with a fifth of Jack Daniels or tequila nearby? After you work your way through the bottle, you won't care much about the movie anymore ... Twilight is teh gheyness. So, in other words, Twilight the Movie enjoys having sex with other movies of the same gender? .... Why didn't you just call it "stupid" and leave it at that? Twilight is the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe.
Word. 'Nuff said.
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« on: December 09, 2010, 08:29:01 PM »
THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID "GENTLEMEN" - Bob Rivers, Twisted Christmas
The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
So I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned,
and found the place was occupied
by two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse.
What could be worse
Than two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse?
The restroom door said "Gentlemen."
It must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in there,
I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of Mace
and smacked me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
Waht could I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
and I would like to find
the crummy little creep
who had the nerve to switch the signs.
because I have two black eyes
and one high heel up my behind.
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy -
Boy oh boy!
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy.
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« on: December 09, 2010, 08:19:56 PM »
I was also on the original boards before the big crash .... There was a lot of great stuff there got lost.
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« on: November 29, 2010, 06:58:17 PM »
Worst band:
Wyld Stallyons !!!! :D
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« on: November 29, 2010, 06:52:26 PM »
Maybe, instead of making a GTM Airport thread, one of the moderators could go through the forum and delete all the "I'm leaving/I'm back" threads. That would clean up .... what? At least a good half of the bandwidth ..... Or, if you absolutely HAVE to keep the threads for some reason, merge them all into one giant thread that would take anyone reading about a month ....
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« on: November 28, 2010, 10:05:19 PM »
"IT'S DJ 5P4RK AND I STOPPED" .... taking acid about ten minutes ago ... that makes 4 times. Metallica's Black album was decent. Yes, I bought it. A lot of the problem with today's rap is that they forgot to put the letter "C" in front of it ... Some of the old-school rap was okay, though, like the original "Rapper's Delight" by The Sugar Hill Gang. It's today's rap that is mainly garbage. Some of Flo Rida's stuff is okay ...... not that I always want to listen to it, but a lot better than some of his competition. I f*cking hate lil wayne. Word. Lady GaGa ... let's just drop that one right there, shall we? 'Nuff said. I liked Nickelback's "Rock Star" and "Hero." Haven't heard any of their other stuff yet, so I can't make a judgement call there. WTF are the Ting Tings? Do I want to know the answer to this question?
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« on: November 22, 2010, 10:21:31 PM »
I remember beating EMERGENCY with a sit-and-spinner I made up. basically, it was a big box with four HP Z-Teks inside, and four sledgehammers on the corners. It was made invertible, so even if I got flipped over, I could still spin. Tore up the sides and front end of EMERGENCY a lot, got flipped around a lot, but mine was the last bot rolling at the end of the match ....
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« on: November 22, 2010, 09:37:39 PM »
i might need the help of a VERY talented skinner. I'm still around if you need help with that, or for some reason if you don't want Joe doing it. Either way, I'm still around.
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« on: November 22, 2010, 09:33:04 PM »
Element = Bringer of Apocalipse
Element is a character I made that symbolises death and inhumaity, during the course of his life, he Has his planet crash into another planet, kills his best friends, watches 10,000 people die in front of his face, Voluntarily hurls a planet into the sun, brings a civilisation to world peace, brings another civilisation to Anarchy, Steals a humanity Talisman, survives nuclear explosions 80 times, and insists women are worthless 9 times.
Element also walked on Water, Flew due to not beleiving in gravity, Marched over a 3 mile Chasm, and invented Cream Cheese.
Ummmm .... o-kay ..... I thought this thread was about posting philosophy stuff, not characters you made up for a game, but whatever floats yer boat, amigo .... "I know I will never be politically correct, And I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette." -Meat Loaf, "Everything Louder Than Everything Else" "Well, we busted out of class, Had to get away from those fools. We learned more from a three-minute record Than we ever learned in school." -Bruce Springsteen, "No Surrender"
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« on: November 13, 2010, 10:33:55 PM »
(Obviously, Hydro is heavily into politics ....)
There are two theories about how to deal with a woman. Neither one works.
Gun control is using both hands.
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« on: November 13, 2010, 10:07:29 PM »
The only constants in this world are death and taxes.
And the IRS. Two of the most prevalent things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity ( ... the latter of which can be mostly found in the House of Congress). Man who live in glass house dress in basement. "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." -Han Solo And finally, a serious one: I hear, and I forget. I see, and I remember. I do, and I understand. -ancient Chinese proverb
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« on: November 08, 2010, 04:34:41 PM »
Instead of the cannon, someone built one of the hydraulic cylinders so you could actually "fire" the cylinder out of its housing and all the way across the arena. I remember mounting a pair of sledgehammers on this thing just for fun .... The only problem was, sometimes the part you had attached to the end of the cylinder would embed in the wall or floor (or ceiling - yes, did that a couple of times), and would break off.
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« on: November 08, 2010, 04:29:59 PM »
Aha, thanks, I got the bloody little blighter.
Now to get back to my dastardly plans... Muhahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Fixed.
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« on: November 08, 2010, 04:27:17 PM »
I'm very sorry, sir, but your account here has been disabled and your IP blocked. In other words, y'all been banned, sucker ..... Okay, maybe not, but whatthehell, someone had to give you a bad time for a moment. Welcome back, TX.
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