Prometheus was pretty damn disappointing, the effects made it worth the watch but the acting was terrible (the guy portraying the android was probably the best amongst the actors), the storyline was also pretty hard to believe.
It seems pretty good when you watch it/after you've finished watching it but if you keep thinking about it, it just gets worse and worse.
Still much more canon than AvP.
The Strangers- I wasn't expecting a happy movie but I was expecting more than lots of screaming and
three anticlimactic tension killing murders, the movie was just watching a couple dying for no reason
I was expecting some substance at some point in the whole movie.
Tremors 3- What the f***ing F**kedy F***, "Assblasters?"is that the best you could come up with? Way to kill a decent f***ing series.
And finally, last and DEFINITELY the least:
The Blair Witch Project- Oh come one, if anyone EVER was scared by this then they must have had very traumatic experiences when they watched teletubbies as a child (AAAAH, AAAAH MUMMY THE SUN HAS A FAACE AAAAAAAARGH). Nothing happens for the whole movie, and then BAM right at the end, NOTHING, Oh ***K something we never get to see(but you wanted to see for the whole freaking movie) killed them, THE HORROR! Yeah I just ruined the film for you, that will save you an hour and a half, they
all die, or get possessed or something, you'll never know even if you do watch the movie.
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