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« on: April 09, 2008, 08:30:17 AM »
Thermidor 2 VS War Saws
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Thermidor 2
Booth 2: War Saws
3… 2… 1… ACTIVATE!
Thermidor immediately slams into the side of War Saws… (FLIP!)… AND CHUCKS IT RIGHT OUT THE ARENA ALREADY IN ONLY NINE SECONDS!
CEASE!
War Saws has hit the camera tracks.
Thermidor 2 goes through!
Peanut Cracker VS Sheer Heart Attack
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Peanut Cracker
Booth 2: Sheer Heart Attack
3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE!
Peanut Cracker said they would go for the extremely sturdy STEEL tracks of SHA, and in they go! Peanut Cracker, not causing any damage though. SHA now gets free, and gets the drum spinning and gets that lethal drum shoved right into Peanut Cracker’s rear end! (CRASH!!) OH!!!! The armour gets buckled already! (CRASH!) OHHHH!!! The armour tears out, and now, both bots go for a front assault, and… (CRASH!) OH!!!! The armour is buckled even more and out comes the weapon! SHA now presses the pit button. After what happened last battle, I think SHA has learned its lesson. :lol: Now, Peanut Cracker, just tries again to crush the treads but fails to do so! But now, Peanut Cracker just moves away and… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol: He reverses into the pit! What an idiot!
CEASE!
Peanut Cracker cracked himself. :lol:
Sheer Heart Attack goes through!
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« on: March 15, 2008, 02:07:44 PM »
Any tactics?
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« on: March 14, 2008, 07:24:58 PM »
From Norridge and the #17th Seeds, Thermidor 2!
The lobster-shaped robot returns, but we get sick to our stomach because we eat it too much every year. In the first series, they got beaten up real good by the 5th seed, Master Guillotine (Chipper 2 back then) and last year, they’ve got to the heat final, only to be pushed into the pit by Kat 3. They’ve still got a massive front flipper, but like all flippers, it always has limited CO2.
From Brazil, Peanut Cracker!
The only robot we have from Brazil, Peanut Cracker has the old Diotoir-Style Scoop and Crusher. The ground clearence is quite low, and it has some STAINLESS STEEL armour on, and it has no weaknesses… or so they say! We’ll just have to see about that! HA!
From Sacramento, California, Zombie!
Zombie has a massive chainsaw for a weapon, and it can run both ways up. However, the chainsaw is very ineffective on steel.
From New Berlin, Wisconsin, Apocalypse!
Apocalypse has a vertical disc spinning at 1000RPM, and it can cause some serious showers of sparks. However, its aluminium armour will definitely be questionable.
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Thermidor 2, Peanut Cracker
Booth 2: Zombie, Apocalypse
3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE!
So, the first battle of Heat H commences now. We already saw 7 seeded machines go out in the first seven heats. Will there be another? Now Apocalypse starting out fast, and Peanut Cracker is alongside him. (FLIP!) OH!!! What on earth was that which came flying?! Let’s look at it on the replay there, and… Oh goodness me! It was Thermidor 2 flicking Zombie out the arena, a meter away from the arena wall!! That has to be a record flip! Now, Peanut Cracker is slamming into Apocalypse now. (FLIP!) It flips it onto its side! They can’t self-right, and now Thermidor 2 slams into Apocalypse! (FLIP!) OHH!! They chuck it right out of the arena! Great teamwork, you two!
CEASE!
Thermidor 2 and Peanut Cracker go through!
From San Diego, California, War Saws!
War Saws is about to crank up the carnage with his circular saw, which spins at 1000RPM. The saw is powered by an NPC-64 Motor, and could do some serious damage. The only problem is, the robot is *cough cough* too LIGHT!
From Brantford, Ipswich, UK, Storm Force!
Storm Force has got twin axes for a weapon which comes down at the force of over 100PSI. This is sure to blow every opponent away, but it does not like spinning weapons, and there are TWO in this fight…
From The Isle of Wight, UK, Pressure Point!
Pressure Point has a mighty axe, with a nice and clean diamond edge. However, it’s vulnerable to flippers.
From The Hague, Holland, Sheer Heart Attack!
Think 101 with a smaller body and a front spinning drum capable of tearing the crap out of you, and with two titanium bars at the rear, the already strong tracks are hardly susceptible to spinners. It’s also got 15mph top speed, and the 6mm titanium isn’t too shabby either. The drum itself is 22kg and can dish out 40kJ at its max, 5000rpm.
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: War Saws, Storm Force
Booth 2: Pressure Point, Sheer Heart Attack
Storm Force, first to move, is axing Pressure Point and makes a dent in the 4mm Hardox armour. Now, SHA gets the drum spun up to full speed ahead and hits Pressure Point with it! (CRASH!!!!) OH!!!!! The axe is ripped clean off of Pressure Point! However, they still can survive if one of the robots does something realy stupid and drives down the pit or something like that. Now, SHA gets the drum up to speed again and SLAMS right into the side of Storm Force! (CRASH!!!!) That drum is cranking up the carnage level again! Pieces of polycarbonate are getting strewn across the ring! War Saws is now beginning to spin up and hit Pressure Point, and now Pressure Point takes no damage at all! (CRASH!!!!) OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!! SHA comes out of nowhere and slams into the side of Pressure Point AGAIN, and out comes a battery! Now SHA just crashes into the pit button, and uh… SHA? You’re supposed to gently nudge it, not smash it to pieces, which you just did. :lol: Anyway, SHA is now pushing Storm Force into the pit… and BOOM! Down goes Storm Force. Three robots remain, but I think that Pressure Point might be out as well, because SHA pushes it into the pit. BOOM! SHA's driver, Martijn Benschop thrusts his fist up into the air for joy.
CEASE!
War Saws and Sheer Heart Attack go through!
PS: Right, Ra2Lover, I absolutely don't want to tell you this, but I have extremely bad news for you... You're up against Sheer Heart Attack... :cry:
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« on: March 12, 2008, 08:57:38 AM »
It's a fanfic competition that 6_teen, Hypno259 and I made.
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« on: February 23, 2008, 07:10:51 PM »
Poison Stinger VS Killotine
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Poison Stinger
Booth 2: Killotine
3… 2… 1… ACTIVATE!
Killotine rams Poison Stinger with its axe. (BANG!) Oh! There goes the gas tank! Now, Poison Stinger is weaponless! Killotine is pushing Poison Stinger into the side walls, where the angle grinders are. BZZT! Mmm… Sparksy… Poison Stinger… um… why is Poison Stinger taking on the angle grinder all of a sudden? Nisha Khare, the new driver of Poison Stinger, must have drunken alcohol or something like that. :lol: They went through the two rounds with doing absolutely nothing... in the previous battle, Poison Stinger got flipped so many times by Cunning Plan, and it looked like Cunning Plan would win, until Cunning Plan self righted OOTA! :lol: Anyway, Killotine now SLAMS Poison Stinger into the pit button, and makes some more holes! Steve McGregor is on the controls of Killotine, along with his younger brother, David McGregor on the weapons. They are both engineers. Killotine is now zooming in, and time is running out in the competition. Poison Stinger has very little movement and Killotine is now pushing and shoving Poison Stinger ever so close to the pit. Poison Stinger is stuck at the edge of the pit, Killotine comes in, trying to finish it off, but…
CEASE!
Damage
Poison Stinger- 0
Killotine- 3
Control
Poison Stinger- 0
Killotine- 3
Style
Poison Stinger- 0
Killotine- 3
Aggresion
Poison Stinger- 0
Killotine- 3
Total Score: 12 – 0 for Killotine
Poison Stinger needs a non-drunk driver, methinks. :lol:
KILLOTINE GOES THROUGH TO THE SERIES SEMI-FINALS!
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« on: February 23, 2008, 07:09:24 PM »
Poison Stinger VS Cunning Plan
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Poison Stinger
Booth 2: Cunning Plan
3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE!
Cunning Plan flips over Poison Stinger but it’s invertible. Now Poison Stinger just… uh… Poison Stinger is not moving properly. Cunning Plan… has flipped itself over, and tries to self right. (FLIP!) OHHHHH!!! What an idiot!! Cunning Plan self-rights out of the arena! Cunning Plan’s driver chuckles at the sight! How can you LAUGH at a time like this?
CEASE!
Cunning Plan’s plans have failed.
Poison Stinger (accidently) goes through!
Silverback VS Killotine Evo
In the pits, Steve and David have something to say to Silverback.
Steve: We’re going to wipe the floor with you.
David: We’re going to sentence you to the Killotine!
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Silverback
Booth 2: Killotine Evo
3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE!
Killotine immediately SLAMS into the side of Silverback and axes it! (BANG! BANG! BANG!) The axe leaves huge dents in the hardox armour, but I think Killotine has done more critical damage! Look! Silverback is smoking! Smoke is pouring out like a volcano! I think Killotine axed right through the armour, and to the innards! Now, Killotine presses the pit button and you know what? The pit yawns open. :grin: Now Killotine, zooming in towards Silverback, and dumps Silverback into the darkness. Then, David and Steve slam hands together.
CEASE!
Silverback wasn’t tough enough to take a trip to Neverland. :lol:
Killotine Evo goes through!
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« on: February 23, 2008, 07:06:54 PM »
From Surrey, British Columbia and the 18th seed, Poison Stinger!
Poison Stinger is the same, it just has a new driver! Nisha Khare and Jill Pruner drives this machine… and it has a pneumatic spike. The wheels are a bit exposed, and they could have some nasty accidents if it comes in contact with an axe or crusher. The weakness also is… the driver is DRUNK? WTF?
From Seattle, Washington, Silverback!
Silverback is a very ingenious robot, with a flipper and a concealed spike which comes out on the back, thanks to a servo piston. It can self right with ease, but it surely won’t win against Storm II in a shoving match!
From Anaheim, California, Doom II!
Doom II is a robot with spikes all around it, and it can spin with a tip speed of 350 mph! However, it is not a good pusher, it has a spin-up time of 20 seconds, and it has no srimech.
From Somerset, UK, Revenge of Trouble and Strife!
ROTAS is now back with a lifter and a spinning shell that spins at 700RPM. It has limited CO2 for the lifter, though.
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Poison Stinger, Silverback
Booth 2: Doom 2, Revenge of Trouble and Strife
3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE!
Silverback is first to move, and gets the flipper to flip over Doom 2 before it reaches its full speed! (FLIP!) OH!! An unmerciful flip given to Doom 2! Doom 2 is now over, and they don’t have a srimech! Doom 2 is being counted out! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and they’re out! Poison Stinger, meanwhile… is moving, just moving around in circles. Now, Silverback is trying a mighty flip on ROTAS, and chucks it right over the fence!!!!
CEASE!
Poison Stinger (who’s done nothing) and Silverback go through!
From Southamptonshire, UK, Cunning Plan!
Cunning Plan is some kind of a wedge with a hinged flipper, and it is very powerful, but it’s a bit too simple.
From San Diego, California, VDD!
VDD stands for Very Dangerous Device. It has a full pressure axe on the front that is carbide-tipped. It is also a walker, which means it is 25 ~ 30 kg heavier, but it’s not fast, that’s for sure.
From Dorchester, Wisconsin, Whyatica!
Whyatica was built by team Whyachi, and is pretty damn good, with a spiked plow for a weapon. The driver is good as well, but it can’t right itself.
From Aberdeen, Scotland, UK, Killotine Evo!
Killotine is where you’ll be sentenced to after you deal with him. Steve McGregor and his brother David built and drives it. It has a front skirt to get under the other opponents a lot easier and it’s got a very powerful axe, striking the opponent with about 185 PSI of raw force. Should anything happen to the axe, it gets under the opponent and rams him to death with its 30 horsepower motors!
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Cunning Plan, VDD
Booth 2: Whyatica, Killotine Evo
3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE!
Killotine is moving fast, and strikes Whyatica with his axe. (BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!) OH!!! It punctures a wheel and makes huge dents in Whyatica’s armour! (BANG!) The axe punctures another wheel! Now, Whyatica is still moving, but not very fast. He’s just limping on two wheels. Killotine looks very promising, indeed! Now, Cunning Plan is now pressing the pit button. Kilotine’s axe is chopping through the stainless steel legs as if they were paper! VDD is dropped into the pit by Killotine. Now, Whyatica–– AAAAHHH!!!!! He drives into the pit as soon as Killotine reaches him! BOOM!
CEASE!
Cunning Plan and Killotine Evo go through!
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« on: February 23, 2008, 07:05:09 PM »
Black Death VS Metal Sonic Spin Dash
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Black Death
Booth 2: Metal Sonic Spin Dash
3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE!
So, the heat final commences now. Immediately MSSD slams into the side of Black Death! (WHAM!) OH! It slams Black Death right into a wall, and now, MSSD comes in for the kill again, and this time it’s a front assault! (WHAM!) OH HO!! Black Death is on its back! Black Death self-rights. CO2 is coming out. Remember, all flippers have limited CO2, and Black Death’s flips are limited to 20 flips, but now, MSSD slams into the very side of Black Death where the wheels are! (WHAM! BZZZT!) OH!!! The wheel hub is shredded! MSSD, now opens the pit, and tries to coax Black Death into it. Now, MSSD is slamming into Black Death again, and finally, Black Death goes into the pit.
CEASE!
The cure for Black Death is found! :grin:
METAL SONIC SPIN DASH GOES THROUGH TO THE SERIES SEMI-FINALS!
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« on: February 23, 2008, 07:04:11 PM »
Black Death VS Velocirippa
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Black Death
Booth 2: Velocirippa
3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE!
So, Velocirippa is immediately running away to safety. Black Death’s top speed is 18 mph, and Velocirippa’s speed is 28 mph. Black Death waits for Velocirippa to drive over its flipper so it can flick Velocirippa out. Go on, kill each other! (BANG! FA-LIP!) OHHH!!!! Goodness me!!!! Only 23 seconds into the fight and Velocirippa is flicked right out of the arena! It’s all over!
CEASE!
Velocirippa gets sent back to the prehistoric age.
Black Death goes through!
Necrid VS Metal Sonic Spin Dash
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Necrid
Booth 2: Metal Sonic Spin Dash
3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE!
MSSD is the first to move. MSSD pushes Necrid around the ring. (WHAM!) OH!! MSSD slams into Necrid and impales it on a wall! Now, Necrid is trying to flip MSSD over. (BANG!) OH!!!! MSSD just slams Necrid into the pit release button, and… Ahahahahaha! :lol: Necrid drives into the pit!
CEASE!
Necrid cannot tear his hair out in frustration; he’s got none left. :lol:
Metal Sonic Spin Dash goes through!
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« on: February 23, 2008, 07:03:06 PM »
From Sacramento, California, and #19th Seed, Black Death! Black Death is literally a monster of a competitor! It’s got an indescribably powerful flipper which is about to flip a little over 750kg! However, despite its weapon power, It has no srimech on the sides. It lost in the Heat 23 Final to Manta last year. From Southamptonshire, UK, Mr. Nasty! Mr Nasty has a nasty CO2 powered spike on both ends, and can be quite nippy at 24mph, but it’s difficult to control often. From Rochester, New York, Necrid! Necrid has a massive flipper powered by a 440PSI burst motor on the front which is able to topple barely 500 kg, or so they say. It also has a 2000RPM silicon-carbide tipped drill on the back, powered by an E-Tek Motor. It has one big powerful flipper, but the CO2 is limited. From Lincolnshire, UK, V-Max! V-Max has a Firestorm-type flipper, and it can also self right, but that CO2 tank looks a bit exposed. ROBOTEERS, STAND BY! Booth 1: Black Death, Mr. Nasty Booth 2: Necrid, V-Max 3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE! So, here we go, with the first battle of the 6th heat. Now, Necrid is trying one  of a mighty flip on V-Max. (FA-LIP!) HO MY GOD!! That is one big flip!! V-Max gets chucked over the fence and out of the arena with only one flip! Now, Mr. Nasty… is not moving, and Black Death just gets under Mr. Nasty… (FLIP!) AND CHUCKS IT OUT AS WELL!!!! CEASE! Black Death and Necrid go through! From Cambridgeshire, UK, Velocirippa! Velocirippa has a top speed of 28 mph, and he’s also got a disc on the front to slice and dice. However, it can be easily flipped, and it’s also hard to control. Will the dinosaur eat everyone up… or will it become extinct? From Philadelphia, Pensylvennia, Tax Cutter! Tax Cutter has got two hammers and a scoop on the front, and the hammers come down at the same time, and it’s also very fast. However, it’s got weak armour. From Hampshire, UK, Toe Cutter! Toe Cutter has a blade on the front that spins around powered with a single Z-Tek HP motor. However, it has no srimech! From Dundee, Scotland, UK, Metal Sonic Spin Dash! Metal Sonic Spin Dash will fly by you in circles if you're not quick enough. It's a low skirted box, with a front spatula and a vertical 3000RPM diamond-coated sawblade to carve into the opposition. When you combine that with steel armour, 6WD, a top speed of 21 mph, and a rear srimech, you've got a machine that will make Dr. Robotnik beg for mercy! ROBOTEERS, STAND BY! Booth 1: Velocirippa, Tax Cutter Booth 2: Toe Cutter, Metal Sonic Spin Dash 3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE! MSSD immediately goes to attack Toe Cutter. (BZZZZZZZT!) OH! That saw! The sawblade grinds into Toe Cutter’s belly! MSSD is now pushing Toe Cutter. (WHAM!) OH! Toe Cutter is slammed onto the arena wall by MSSD! MSSD now pressing the pit button, and the pit goes down. Tax Cutter meanwhile, is hammering Velocirippa but not causing any damage.(WHAM!) OH!!! MSSD just SLAMS into Tax Cutter! Velocirippa runs away, and does nothing but move around. Now, Toe Cutter comes in, and crashes right into MSSD’s saw! (BZZZZT!) OH! The pain! There’s a huge gash on the side of Toe Cutter… wait, what’s that smoke? OH NO! Tax Cutter’s motors burnt out somehow! Tax Cutter is now immobile, and MSSD gets the over there, and pushes Tax Cutter down the pit. MSSD now gets its saw into play again! (BZZZZT!) OH! The blade just leaves nasty cuts in Toe Cutter. Now, Toe Cutter gets sick and tired of being slammed into the wall and being cut, so they change the plan to Plan B: Drive into the pit! CEASE! Velocirippa and Metal Sonic Spin Dash go through!
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« on: February 09, 2008, 09:16:41 PM »
Hi guys, it's me... Disco-Inferno.
I just finished talking to my girlfriend on the phone, then I got bored, so I came here. So, can I do heat f, heat g, and heat h?
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« on: February 06, 2008, 09:24:10 PM »
Uh/... so are we still registering more bots?
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« on: February 06, 2008, 06:40:50 PM »
Hi guys, it's me, discoinferno. I'd love to join you...
PS: I'm a new member here.
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