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« on: August 14, 2008, 09:37:15 PM »
FANTASY ROBOT WARS: EXTREME
Show 1 All-Stars: SnowJob VS Da Dog Vengeance: Cataclysmic Variabot VS Scorpion Bite Mayhem: Ronin VS Boxer VS BOT-204 Challenge Belt: Rigby VS Hydra
Show 2 All-Stars: Eye Poker VS Flipping Mad Beetleweight Battle: Robokilase VS True Love Mayhem: Wedginator VS X-Smasher VS Black & Blue Wild Card Warrior: Flip Me Out VS SD Unleashed
Show 3 Mayhem: Zeus VS Warrior VS Ram Force Featherweight Melee: Superbot VS Sith VS Cutlet VS Vortex All-Stars: Behemoth VS Gyrobot Vengeance: Killobite VS Destructive Criticism
Show 4 Challenge Belt: (Show 1 Winner) VS Thumper Mayhem: Blood Runner VS Hoof VS Leprosy Infection Vengeance: Queen of Destruction VS Tempest All-Stars: Amnesia VS Back to Rock
Show 5 Axe Attack: Bondi-Titch VS C.R.U.S.H VS Knocking Out VS Axe-O-Lotl Northern Annihilator Final
Show 6 Wild Card Warrior: Armory VS BIACS-LE Mayhem: Sub-Version v2 VS Evilution VS Razorblade Vengeance: Thermidor 2 VS Sheer Heart Attack All-Stars: (Show 1 Winner) VS (Show 2 Winner)
Show 7 Wild Card Warrior: 147 VS Killotine Vengeance: Zeus VS Bigger Brother Challenge Belt: (Show 4 Winner) VS Master Guillotine British Brawl: Orka (WAL) VS Behemoth (ENG) VS Topbot (IRE) VS SD Unleashed (SCO)
Show 8 Vengeance: Xenomorph VS Flipjack Mayhem: Peanut Cracker VS Very Dangerous Device VS Warrior Challenge Belt: Hurricane VS (Show 7 Winner) Ramming Rage: Ramthrax VS Rammy Mk 3 VS Crimson Thunder VS TINAR
Show 9 Mayhem: V-Max VS Infusion Alpha VS The Crashing Boar Vengeance: Ripitator VS Rest in Pieces All Stars: (Show 3 Winner) VS (Show 4 Winner) Civil War: Cyrillium (Union) VS Hostility (Confederation)
Show 10 Mayhem: Saw Point VS Ewe 2 VS Gordon Ramsey Killer Challenge Belt: Sobek VS (Show 8 Winner) Flipper Frenzy: Slammer VS Son of Wedgie VS Kiss the Ground, Ediot! VS Spawn Again All Star Final
Show 11 Spin Cycle: War Saws VS Zee Drum VS BOD VS Scorpion Southern Annihilator Final
Show 12 Newcomer Championships The Spider VS Sky High VS Warhammer Two Evil Twins VS Rogue VS Night Raider Carmen Electric VS Collateral Damage VS Mad Dog Dale’s Dead Bot VS Blackbox VS Kracko
Show 13 Tag Team Terror Wedginator & Orka Mk 4 VS Backslash & BOD Big Dog & Emergency VS C.R.U.S.H & Atom Smasher Bear & Ripblade VS Flippin’ Mad & Ripitator Little Blue Engine & Dora the Executioner VS Axe-O-Lotl & Sheer Heart Attack
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« on: July 29, 2008, 04:17:20 PM »
Extreme will start in September. :-D:bigsmile::grin::)
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« on: July 29, 2008, 04:07:54 PM »
Hi guys, sorry. I was in China for 2 weeks.
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« on: May 27, 2008, 08:25:16 PM »
Series 4 will soon start... AFTER THE FRW EXTREME.!!!:-D
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« on: May 25, 2008, 12:32:59 AM »
Sorry, it may take another while.
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« on: April 20, 2008, 10:27:21 AM »
Series 4 Line-ups
32 Heats 2 X 3-Way Melees for the first round matches 192 Robots 6 Robots per heat
Series 4 will start today.
OK?
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« on: April 20, 2008, 10:24:50 AM »
Seeds for Series 4 1. Scorpion 2. Leprosy Infection 3. BIACS-LE 4. Spawn Again 5. Tempest 6. Sheer Heart Attack 7. Back to Rock 8. Bigger Brother 9. Scorpion Bite 10. Axe-O-Lotl 11. Master Guillotine 12. Destructive Criticism 13. Metal Sonic Spin Dash 14. Red Flag 15. Son of Ripper 16. Rocky-Bot-Boa 17. Crushinator 18. Blood Runner 19. Thermidor 2 20. Rigby 21. Behemoth 22. Double Trouble 23. Black Death 24. Peanut Cracker
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« on: April 20, 2008, 10:08:52 AM »
6_teen, discoinferno and I discussed it, and we’ve decided to get this series done quickly.
SO…
SERIES RECAP
Heat A Winner: Axe-O-Lotl Heat B Winner: BIACS-LE Heat C Winner: Aneurysm Heat D Winner: Scorpion Bite Heat E Winner: Tempest Heat F Winner: Metal Sonic Spin Dash Heat G Winner: Killotine Evo Heat H Winner: Sheer Heart Attack Heat I Winner: Back to Rock Heat J Winner: Gravedigger Heat K Winner: Rocky-Bot-Boa Heat L Winner: Bigger Brother Heat M Winner: Red Flag Heat N Winner: Surgeon General Heat O Winner: Destructive Criticism Heat P Winner: Leprosy Infection Heat Q Winner: Panic Attack Heat R Winner: Spawn Again Heat S Winner: Megabyte Heat T Winner: Master Guillotine Heat U Winner: Super Gore TD Heat V Winner: 259 Heat W Winner: Scorpion Heat X Winner: Hypno-Disc
Grand Finallists: BIACS-LE, Tempest, Sheer Heart Attack, Back to Rock, Lerprosy Infection, Spawn Again, Scorpion, Hypno-Disc
The Series Champion: Believe it or not, it was none other than HYPNODISC!!!!!
Congratulations to Dave, Ken, and Derek Rose for winning it AGAIN!!!
Awards
Best Design: BIACS-LE, Surgeon General, 259, Spawn Again Best Weapon: Hypno-Disc, Leprosy Infection, Sheer Heart Attack, Killotine Evo Best Engineered: Master Guillotine, Megabyte, Back to Rock, Gravedigger Best Sportsmanship: Panic Attack, Rocky-Bot-Boa, Scorpion, Red Flag Most Promising Newcomer: Metal Sonic Spin Dash, Aneurysm, Scorpion Bite, Axe-O-Lotl Most Entertaining: Bigger Brother, Super Gore TD, Destructive Criticism, Tempest
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« on: March 14, 2008, 06:52:46 PM »
We make it all!
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« on: March 10, 2008, 06:58:21 PM »
Yeah but this is FANTASY robot wars... it never happened. the fights all happen on dsl, though.
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« on: March 10, 2008, 06:57:28 PM »
Sheer Heart Attack is from Enschede, Holland, not The Hague :-D Yeah but this is FANTASY robot wars... it never happened.
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« on: March 09, 2008, 07:04:48 PM »
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, SIR!  :grin:
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« on: March 05, 2008, 12:15:45 PM »
WOOOOOT!!! GREAT JOB, DISCOINFERNO!!!!
Guys, Discoinferno will do Heat H as well, so... I just have the contestants.
Heat H Contestants:
Thermidor II (17) Peanut Cracker Apocalypse Zombie War Saws Storm Force II Pressure Point Sheer Heart Attack
Thermidor II From: Norridge, UK Weapon: Flipper
Peanut Cracker From: Brazil Weapon: Flipper/Crusher
Apocalypse From: New Berlin, Wisconsin Weapon: Vertical Spinning Disc
Zombie From: Sacramento, California Weapon: Chainsaw
War Saws From: San Diego, California Weapon: Saws
Storm Force From: Ipswich, UK Weapon: Twin Axes
Pressure Point From: The Isle of Wight, UK Weapon: Axe and Ramming Spikes
Sheer Heart Attack From: The Hague, Holland Weapon: 22kg, 5000RPM Drum with 8 beater bars
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« on: February 16, 2008, 09:41:46 PM »
Ohh, and discoinferno, do heat I too.
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« on: February 16, 2008, 09:40:14 PM »
yeah,. i forgot to mention.... comments, more comments about the episodes and a lead sledgehammer please. :grin:
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« on: February 06, 2008, 01:17:45 PM »
Well, almost a quarter of the competition is gone, and who knows who's going to win this series, right? Find out who will be in the robotic hall of fame with X-Terminator and Hypno-Disk! Heat F is COMING SOON, so watch this space!!!
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« on: January 31, 2008, 09:00:53 AM »
Double Trouble VS Tempest Revolution
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Double Trouble Booth 2: Tempest Revolution
3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE!
So, the two spinners battle it out. Hmm... Tempest is spinning away again to its gyroscopic force speed. That spinning ring spins so fast that you can't even see the blades! Double Trouble does not realize this, and gets the disc to hit the already spun up ring! (CRASH!!) OH!!!!!!! The side armour is shredded to bits and the two discs are ripped off directly! Ah, how I love a good old carnage. Now, Tempest is spinning away again. That spinning ring is deadly within 10 seconds, says Frank Goacher. Now, spinning away again, Tempest hits Double Trouble! (CRASH!) OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!! That attack sent the 20th Seed flying into the side wall and almost out of the arena! Now, Tempest is spinning down and heads for the pit release, possibly thinking of putting the 20th Seed into the abyss. You know the drill: button hit, pit goes down. Double Trouble is slamming into Tempest, but it’s too late; Tempest’s spinning ring already achieves 2000RPM. (CRASH!!) Ah, can you feel the destruction tonight? (CRASH!!) OH!!!!!! Innards Ahoy! Double Trouble’s batteries and mechanics are strewn across the arena, and it’s safe to say that this battle is already done, and finally the end is nigh for Double Trouble, as Tempest’s ring coasts to a stop, and simply dumps Double Trouble into the pit.
CEASE!
Double Trouble was in lots of trouble tonight. :lol: Tempest Revolution goes through to the Series Semi-Finals!
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« on: January 31, 2008, 08:55:16 AM »
Double Trouble VS Mr. Zappy ROBOTEERS, STAND BY! Booth 1: Double Trouble Booth 2: Mr. Zappy 3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE! Double Trouble smashes into Mr. Zappy with its disc, and out comes the spike! Now, Mr. Zappy is weaponless! Now coming in for the kill again… (CRASH!) OH!!! Mr. Zappy is now immobile as well! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… CEASE! Mr. Zappy gets zapped. Double Trouble goes through! Arrhythmia VS Tempest Revolution ROBOTEERS, STAND BY! Booth 1: Arrhythmia Booth 2: Tempest Revolution 3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE! Tempest is whirring away again, and gets the shell to hit Arrhythmia side on! (CRASH!) OH!!! That ripped out the disc cutters from one side! Now Arrhythmia slams into Tempest, but lets off a false flip! A gust of Carbon Dioxide goes off! Now, Tempest is whirring away yet again! (CRASH!) OH MY MY MY!!!! That is one  of a hit! Tempest smashes into Arrhythmia’s front and there goes the flipper! Arrhythmia is now immobile! That attack did it, and Tempest’s driver, Frank Goacher notices this, and decides to spare Arrhythmia by going over to the pit release button. Tempest reaches the pit release, and poking it with one of the blades, and guess what? The pit opens. BUT WAIT! Arrhythmia is moving again! Frank Goacher is indeed surprised, but not in any danger, as Arrhythmia is not moving very quickly. Tempest is spinning up the shell again, and by the time Arrhythmia has reached him, it's back at full speed. (CRASH!) The blade catches the side of the front and tears it wide open, and out comes a battery! And yes, Arrhythmia has stopped moving again! He's right near the pit, however, and Tempest, coming back from his usual spin across the arena comes back and tackles Arrhythmia down the pit. CEASE! Arrhythmia gets a massive heart attack. :lol: Tempest Revolution goes through!
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« on: January 31, 2008, 08:53:27 AM »
From Lincolnshire, UK, and seeded #20, Double Trouble!
Double Trouble was beaten by Dysfunction 2.0 in Heat 20 in Season 2. However, it still sports two discs that run at 6000RPM, giving out 3 kilojoules per hit, but it’s completely useless with a steel covered opponent!
From The Isle of Wight, UK, Arrhythmia!
Arrhythmia got absolutely dismantled by Rocky-Bot-Boa last year! They had to rebuild the whole thing, and now they boast a VERY VERY powerful flipper. It’s also got disc cutters that spin at 710RPM on the sides, and the disc cutters can also stop the robot from going on its side, but funnily enough, it’s vulnerable to spinning weapons. From Cornwall, UK, Banana Split!
You wouldn’t want to eat this banana split. It’s got a nasty axe which should be able to dent hardox! It’s got good maneuverability, but it lacks pushing power.
From Northamptonshire, UK, Crocodilotron!
Crocodilotron has a massive flipper, with spikes inside it to cause maximum damage. It has high ground clearence on the sides and back, though.
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Double Trouble, Arrhythmia Booth 2: Banana Split, Crocodilotron
3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE!
So, here we go with the first battle of Heat E. We already saw four seeds go out in the first four heats; Crushinator, Rigby, Blood Runner, and the most recent seed we’ve seen go out is Behemoth. Double Trouble is already sending a couple of sparks in the arena, smashing into Crocodilotron. Arrhythmia is attacking Banana Split with both the flipper and spinner. Now, Arrhythmia just slamming into the side of Crocodilotron, and Banana Split doesn’t seem to be moving, is it? No, it isn’t! Arrhythmia now trying a mighty flip on Crocodilotron (FLIP!) and CHUCKING IT RIGHT OUT OF THE ARENA! Banana Split is long gone, and the count is on! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,
CEASE! Double Trouble and Arrhythmia go through!
From San Francisco, California, Mr. Zappy!
Mr. Zappy has a 6 inch cutting blade made out of Titanium, which moves back and forth with the help of a servo piston. It’s very fast at 24 mph, but it hasn’t got a srimech.
From Austin, Texas, Roly Poly!
Roly Poly is a lightweight robot, with 30cm spikes to stab other robots. It’s also nippy at 18 mph, but it also hasn’t got a srimech.
From Glasgow, Scotland, UK, Queen of Destruction!
Queen of Destruction has a flipper, an axe, and a hammer, all interchangable. For this battle, it will use the hammer. It’s got a pretty tough weapon, but it can be unreliable.
From Northumberland, UK, Tempest Revolution!
Tempest is more of a hit than William Shakespeare's comedy play. This lethal, invertible full-body-spinner has 50cm blades attached to its 2000rpm spinning ring, but it is not the best pusher.
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Mr. Zappy, Roly Poly Booth 2: Queen of Destruction, Tempest Revolution
3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE!
Tempest is already whirring away, and hits the Queen. (CRASH!) OH!!! That attack ripped off the hammer! Someone’s pressed the pit release button, and the crowd is screaming for the pit! Mr. Zappy attacks Roly Poly, and just inserts its spike right into the side of Roly Poly. Queen of Destruction is placed onto the floor flipper by Tempest! 3, 2, 1, (FLIP!) OH! QOD lands right into the pit! Tempest moves away, Roly Poly is immobile all of a sudden, and Mr. Zappy’s sort of twitching. Tempest gets the spinning ring up to speed again. (CRASH!) OH!!!! Tempest hits Roly Poly and it goes onto its back! Tempest’s ring coasts to a stop, and it just tackles Roly Poly into the pit.
CEASE! Mr. Zappy and Tempest Revolution go through!
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« on: January 31, 2008, 08:50:20 AM »
Behemoth VS Scorpion Bite ROBOTEERS, STAND BY! Booth 1: Behemoth Booth 2: Scorpion Bite Scorpion Bite will use its MOE-Style Blade for this battle. 3… 2… 1… ACTIVATE! Behemoth is immediately zooming in and Scorpion Bite is spinning its heavy blade up to speed, zooms in and smacks right into Behemoth! (SMACK!) OHHHH!!!! That is one  of a hit! Scorpion Bite’s blade has sliced right into the vulnerable back armour of Behemoth! That is really a deadly assault! Now Behemoth tries to get under the ground clearence of Scorpion Bite, but fails to do so! (CRASH!) OH!!!! Scorpion Bite’s blade just rips off something! Scorpion Bite presses the good old pit button, and it smacks into Behemoth once again! Anthony Pritchard, the driver of Behemoth, is quite displeased with this result, but even more so when he sees Scorpion Bite barge in with the blade again! Behemoth tries to dodge the attack, but at this point it's… well, pointless! :lol: (CRASH!) That blade is at it again! Ah, this is carnage! Now, Behemoth doesn’t seem to be moving… no, it isn’t! Behemoth is dead! Anthony Pritchard just waiting to be hit again… (CRASH!) OHH!!! That sliced through the hydraulics system! Behemoth is starting to smoke! Now, Scorpion Bite decides to spare Behemoth by dumping it down the pit. BOOM! CEASE! That thing is a Behemoth? Are you sure? It sure looks to be “Miniscule” :lol: SCORPION BITE GOES THROUGH TO THE SERIES SEMI-FINALS!
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