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6081
« on: November 23, 2011, 02:25:41 PM »
Yeah, that has ty written all over it lol. xD
He helped me build the whole thing so that would make sense.
6082
« on: November 23, 2011, 02:09:14 PM »
New robot - The Unknown Enemy - All credit goes to ty4er. 
6083
« on: November 23, 2011, 11:27:09 AM »
aw :P
You got skype or msn or anythign kurt?
Yeah, I have Skype.
6084
« on: November 23, 2011, 11:20:38 AM »
6085
« on: November 23, 2011, 11:18:40 AM »
so who wants to team up
provided conraaa is nice and allows my bot
Yeah, sure.
6086
« on: November 23, 2011, 10:53:27 AM »
Pretended to be a unicorn with a daughter called Bubbles on the way home. According to my friend Kieran, I am Satan's unicorn. (I'm only partially brain damaged.)
6087
« on: November 22, 2011, 03:31:00 PM »
Nobody cares, You spoony bard.
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*Flails around on the floor going "Nyaaaaaaahhh"*
6088
« on: November 22, 2011, 03:30:06 PM »
Nobody cares, You spoony bard.
Oh, God, he's back.
6089
« on: November 22, 2011, 02:54:22 PM »
Oh. Who am I thinking of, then?
Dunno, but an emo called Angel is fairly ironic.
6090
« on: November 22, 2011, 02:51:57 PM »
i thought he was a magician..
Yeah.
6091
« on: November 22, 2011, 01:57:51 PM »
Has anyone here heard of Criss Angel?
Now I have.
6092
« on: November 21, 2011, 01:55:29 PM »
Yesterday, someone came up to me and said:
"Help! I've dropped my scrabble set in the road!"
I sighed and said:
"What's the word on the street?"
Tim Vine = Legend
6093
« on: November 21, 2011, 01:26:37 PM »
one year since i started gtm woo
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I think I'll buy that for myself when I'm 21. I'll be the only one there so that proves the cake right.
Yup, because that's how many friends you have >:D
I actually went around school today and I asked everyone that passed me to be my friend in a really creepy voice, and if they said no, then I would say, "I want your children" in a creepier voice. Number of new friends - 0.
6094
« on: November 21, 2011, 01:20:15 PM »
one year since i started gtm woo
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I think I'll buy that for myself when I'm 21. I'll be the only one there so that proves the cake right.
6095
« on: November 21, 2011, 01:00:20 PM »
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock and collapse of the Bradford and Bingley in the UK it is clear that the uncertainty has now hit Japan and Ireland.
In the last seven days Origami Bank has folded; Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
I think the people that made the Saw series of films called them Saw so people would have conversations like this -
Hey did you see Saw?
Yeah I saw Saw!
Did you see Saw II?
Yeah I saw Saw II too!
Did you see Saw III?
No but I saw Saw IV.
What did you see Saw IV before you saw Saw III for?
Historical Bank Raids by Robin Banks*
Extreme Weather by Gail Force
My Life as a Substitute Teacher by Stan Din
Touch Your Toes and Other Exercises by Ben Dover
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in America. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!'' The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!''
*Robin Banks is the actual name of the narrator in the episodes of MythBusters broadcast in the UK.
6096
« on: November 21, 2011, 11:51:12 AM »
one year since i started gtm woo
Happy GTM-day to you, Happy GTM-day to you, Happy GTM-day dear ty4er, Happy GTM-day to you!
6097
« on: November 20, 2011, 02:17:23 PM »
Mr. AS - Apparently, not appearently .
oops
Why have you put a space in between "appearently" and the full stop?
6098
« on: November 20, 2011, 02:16:27 PM »
I use Firefox cos that's what came with my laptop.
6099
« on: November 20, 2011, 02:14:19 PM »
I use IE, it can be slow at times, but I deal with it.
Also, why does the quote say GartintheGreat?
Just wanted to see how observant people were. Mr. AS - Apparently, not appearently.
6100
« on: November 20, 2011, 02:05:28 PM »
Best internet browser?
one that works reasonably fast.
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