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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: May 04, 2012, 04:05:42 AM »
I don't want the attention, I want the distinction O3O

I don't want to make people mad, I want to be an asshole. (same logic at work)

I really hope you're just trolling.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: May 04, 2012, 03:57:39 AM »
Yeah yeah. Everyone's alive, everyone breathes, there's no alternative besides death, so that one's alright. However, I shall be as different as possible whilst I'm alive, simply because it's fun to stand out

So is there any reason you don't run around naked while covered in purple paint?  I don't think anyone has done that.
Because wearing garishly clashing clothes is a much better way of expressing my lack of style

I don't see how.  I mean, you're not exactly attracting as much attention to yourself as you would be taking the purple paint method.

Hell, you could even chalk the whole thing up to being "performance art", art being a total joke nowadays.

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Existing Games / Re: Live For Speed
« on: May 04, 2012, 03:43:33 AM »
Just forewarning anyone who would want to play this with an Xbox360 controller, it simply can't be done.

And that's not 'cus the game is hard, that's because the game thinks tilting the stick all the way to the right or left should equal turning the wheel a complete 360 degrees.  There's no way to turn the sensitivity down.

I'd also recommend growing a few extra fingers if you want to play it with a keyboard.

>playing racing game with keyboard
>2012
>ISHYGDDT

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: May 04, 2012, 03:39:38 AM »
Yeah yeah. Everyone's alive, everyone breathes, there's no alternative besides death, so that one's alright. However, I shall be as different as possible whilst I'm alive, simply because it's fun to stand out

So is there any reason you don't run around naked while covered in purple paint?  I don't think anyone has done that.

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Existing Games / Re: Live For Speed
« on: May 04, 2012, 03:37:51 AM »
Just forewarning anyone who would want to play this with an Xbox360 controller, it simply can't be done.

And that's not 'cus the game is hard, that's because the game thinks tilting the stick all the way to the right or left should equal turning the wheel a complete 360 degrees.  There's no way to turn the sensitivity down.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: May 04, 2012, 03:30:53 AM »
Has anybody else recently noticed Scourge discover her sexually perverted mind?

Well if I had to live with the fact that I'd be a virgin all my life, I think I'd be a little out of wack too.
Actually, I take pride in being a forevervirgin. It's fun to be different :gawe:

Oh come on.  You couldn't be more blatantly in denial if you engraved it on a plaque.
Being the same is boring. Don't overread things, it'll give you headaches

I haven't seen such broken logic since the last time I watched a video arguing for creationism. :V

You're conforming by being alive, why not go kill yourself?

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: May 04, 2012, 03:01:35 AM »
Has anybody else recently noticed Scourge discover her sexually perverted mind?

Well if I had to live with the fact that I'd be a virgin all my life, I think I'd be a little out of wack too.
Actually, I take pride in being a forevervirgin. It's fun to be different :gawe:

Oh come on.  You couldn't be more blatantly in denial if you engraved it on a plaque.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Robot Wars Series 8 - Signups
« on: May 03, 2012, 10:03:13 PM »
Splashes are posted separatedly. Read the special rule. And Heat A is delayed to next week, thanks to my latest behaving against parents..

Are you ****ing nine? :V

Tell them to go ram poles up their asses.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: May 03, 2012, 10:01:50 PM »
Has anybody else recently noticed Scourge discover her sexually perverted mind?

Well if I had to live with the fact that I'd be a virgin all my life, I think I'd be a little out of wack too.

I mean, why do you think you always see priests raping altar boys?

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Chatterbox / Re: Jokes
« on: May 03, 2012, 12:57:49 PM »
This ought to make the asspie inside you laugh (and the Cash Cab fan inside you cry):


(Image removed from quote.)

>the entire photoshop section of facepunch

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: May 03, 2012, 12:53:59 PM »
Of course I do, unless I'm hitting them as hard as I can with a squash racquet

I hope you're saying that 'cus the joke went right over your head.

Otherwise I'm going to cringe every time I see a squash racket.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: May 03, 2012, 12:11:51 PM »
I outright suck at bowling. I always gutter it XD

Well obviously, you lack experience in ball handling.

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Chatterbox / Re: School makes a Why?! Rule
« on: May 02, 2012, 02:17:45 PM »
Because SEXUWAL HAWWASSMENT AND BUWWYING

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Stock Showcases / Re: Noodle's Showcase
« on: April 30, 2012, 05:01:03 AM »
Since the tournament is full of wedges anyway, I recommend that you build one as well, or make an anti-wedge bot by putting your chassis high up in the air.

Kinda like Alien Queen but with a hammer weapon.

I made it have a scoop thing which is mounted on a snapper.  All the wedges gotta be mounted on baseplates IIRC.  And for the flippers, it runs on its top as well.

I can post pics of the revised version tomorrow, I need to sleep.

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Stock Showcases / Re: Noodle's Showcase
« on: April 29, 2012, 05:07:09 PM »
Ok so I recently made a robot for Jonzu's Tournament, but I couldn't enter it.  I guess IRL rules means your robot isn't allowed to be good.
But I digress.

I felt the need to post this robot because it is a work of art.  Also, keep in mind that I was building this and trying to keep realistic rules in mind (and I haven't touched RA2 in months).


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Tournament Archives / Re: Robot Wars Series 8 - Signups
« on: April 28, 2012, 05:02:13 PM »
I may have just shoehorned my way into this tourny.

My robot is truly a work of art, Jonzu knew he couldn't have a legit tourny without the legitest bot builder ever.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Show your Desktop!
« on: April 27, 2012, 02:55:55 AM »
...right

They don't call it tear gas 'cus it makes your mouth water.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Show Us Your Wheels!
« on: April 25, 2012, 10:16:56 PM »
previous owner installed a turbo...

Losing your manhood more quickly I guess.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:52:22 PM »
I thought ACAMS of all people would want people to exercise their freedom of speech.

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