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Messages - Philippa
5121
« on: April 06, 2012, 09:52:04 AM »
1st! Like a baws!
5122
« on: April 06, 2012, 09:00:08 AM »
The first match is missing.
5123
« on: April 05, 2012, 02:46:50 PM »
Some old signs, some new signs but all funny!!!!!
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in. "
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet? - Miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
5124
« on: April 05, 2012, 10:43:35 AM »
On the BotExchange. Do I post it here or send to DF?
5125
« on: April 05, 2012, 03:51:01 AM »
5126
« on: April 05, 2012, 03:31:09 AM »
Congrats, ty.
I just don't know what went wrong...
5127
« on: April 04, 2012, 01:33:53 PM »
You called her Kurt? Aw, thanks! I always knew I was your favourite. 
5128
« on: April 04, 2012, 12:26:14 PM »
Hello baby, goodbye sleep.
5129
« on: April 04, 2012, 04:40:43 AM »
Annabelle Lynn Baker was born at 4:30 PM (CST) on April 3, 2012. She weighed 5 lbs, 12 oz.
Isn't the average weight for a newborn around 7lb, and anything under 6 and a half is classed as fragile? O_O
7 and a half pounds, I found. It could have simply been a premature birth, that would explain it. 5 lbs 12 oz is only 4 ounces above being classed as Low Birth Weight.
My girlfriend said she was born 3 months premature and weighed 2lbs something.
5130
« on: April 04, 2012, 03:59:17 AM »
Hey, congrats on the kid HA! May the sleepless nights follow.
5131
« on: April 03, 2012, 05:24:37 PM »
Yay! To Round 3!
5132
« on: April 03, 2012, 05:50:58 AM »
It took me a minute but my tiny little brain figured it out. What you think is super nova is actually the box from sonny's new microwave. Congrats on the new microwave. Is it a daewoo?
Daewoo is a car. 
Mitsubishi make projectors.
5133
« on: April 02, 2012, 05:23:57 AM »
I'll just send an IRL bot.
5134
« on: April 02, 2012, 05:07:13 AM »
I had a battle with myself whether or not to click on it. I said, well he says it's not a prank so it probably is but it isn't April 1st anymore so it might not be. In the end I clicked on the link and felt rage-y.
5135
« on: April 01, 2012, 03:34:32 PM »
2 users per battle
Fine then. Points system like football. (L=0 D=1 W=3) Ty vs GTG Kurt vs Ava Ty vs Kurt GTG vs Ava Ty vs Ava GTG vs Kurt
5136
« on: April 01, 2012, 03:12:05 PM »
DSL Realistic anyone?
I suppose. LW? MW? Etc?
5137
« on: April 01, 2012, 12:51:18 PM »
BW? No thanks.
5138
« on: April 01, 2012, 12:29:52 PM »
Nice one bro. How much did it cost? Hope it wasn't too expensive. Post a video of it destroying something?
5139
« on: March 31, 2012, 04:17:40 PM »
Because of your actions in GCT, Goldenfox, you have therefore earned 10% additional warning, to a total of 75%, and you are now muted for two days.
Read this and thought of this.
5140
« on: March 30, 2012, 04:02:38 PM »
I am bored. GIVE ME F***ING COUNSELLING NOW!!!
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