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Chatterbox / Re: Birthday Thread
« on: June 22, 2012, 10:26:48 PM »
^oodles of noodles^

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: June 22, 2012, 10:23:07 PM »
When Grandma Goes To Court
 
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Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

This was on 9gag today.

GTM posts jokes before they become lame.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: June 22, 2012, 06:53:09 PM »

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: June 22, 2012, 04:17:34 PM »
a real vid


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Chatterbox / Re: Birthday Thread
« on: June 22, 2012, 02:36:02 PM »
Happy birthday to the Biggest troll of GTM. :gawe:
its mnb's birthday already ???

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Existing Games / Re: Retro & Classic Gaming
« on: June 22, 2012, 01:33:52 PM »
super mario world

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General Support / Re: Cannot select new custom AI team
« on: June 22, 2012, 08:12:54 AM »
did you check teams.txt

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DSL TC Showcases / Re: THE MIGHTY NARYAR's show-off-case
« on: June 22, 2012, 12:55:13 AM »
YOU DARE MISTAKE THE MIGHTY NARYAR'S BUILDING AS IRL, CALL THE GLORIOUS NARYAR'S BOTS A PILE OF sh**, AND CHANGE THE LEGENDARY NARYAR'S SHOWCASE NAME TO ONE REMINISCENT OF MANURE ?
idk why but i laughed harder than i shouldve at this
wow is it 2am already jeezurs

and i can imagine that just ramping over opponents  instead of doing actual damage due to a lack of wedge

looks like a normal face spinner to me, I thought DSL designs were meant to be more unique :( you can do better nary!
they're SUPPOSED TO..... but dsl is slowly becoming stock 2.0 (not that its entirely impossible to build original, just rare unless you're in a top bulider's showcase)

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Modifications / Re: IRL AI Team Signup
« on: June 21, 2012, 06:39:00 PM »
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What do you guys think? Too many weapons? Or is it fine?
not liking the spike strips

Why not? They're meant to act as srimech bars. I put them there for the rule of cool.
i dont like how they look on it

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Modifications / Re: IRL AI Team Signup
« on: June 21, 2012, 06:05:18 PM »
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What do you guys think? Too many weapons? Or is it fine?
not liking the spike strips

also have 1/6 bots done for my first team

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Animes you like(liek)
« on: June 21, 2012, 06:03:29 PM »
Ergo Proxy, Ghost in the Sheck: S.A.C., Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, Full Metal Alchemist, Samurai Champloo, Black Lagoon, and Darker than Black are probably my favorite anime.
really? you like Gurren Lagann too? i'm bedazzled. for me the anime's confusing.
One word: Kamina
Honestly, Simon is the real badass of the series.
But Kamina had the best lines
Not all the best lines.

GAH!!! THE ENGLISH DUB!!!! IT'S HURTING MY EARS!!!!11
someones been watching too much 4kids tv

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: June 21, 2012, 05:43:21 PM »
from the "i'm leaving" thread:


i'm leaving. my need to be here is zero. i lose rep for things you bunch of derps do on a regular basis.

'twas fun for a while, just hanging around. but now, i realized why i left in the first place, i'm simply not cut out for this community. and the community won't accept me either. i will still play RA my own way, but i'm leaving the community behind.

who knows? i might come back some day, and fulfill my promises of bigger and better things. another such reason is, my patience for needless rep drops and bad trolling has reached naught, so with nothing else to work or be here for, i bid you all adieu.

farewell! we may meet again some day!    :beer:

edit: i'll hang around until the end of the day, but then that's it. PM me if you feel like it.



rip you might be miss by some people

but Chrome hardly ever crashes. Hmm...
try having -4 mb of ram then tell me chrome doesnt crash

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I hope there's not that level of lag in all the matches, though.
i'll try upping the fps i have fraps set at from 10 to 15 or so

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1st vid up yey

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Modifications / Re: IRL AI Team Signup
« on: June 21, 2012, 11:56:34 AM »
2 please

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Existing Games / Re: Diddy Kong Racing
« on: June 21, 2012, 10:47:34 AM »
I find it strange they put a character from a M rated game in a E rated game....
at the time this game was made the game conkers was in was also in development, but it was originally supposed to be a light hearted kid-friendly game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXWasdkg4eM&feature=related#

You mean Conker's Quest?
yes

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Tournament Archives / War of the Giants Splashes, Brackets, Videos
« on: June 21, 2012, 10:10:01 AM »
i was thinking about naming this "War of the Giants Splashes, Brackets, VideO_Os" but i decided not to






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Existing Games / Re: NASCAR GameTechMods Cup 2012 season-Results
« on: June 21, 2012, 08:59:24 AM »
yay 4th, just 6 moar points and ill get bronze

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