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Chatterbox / Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« on: May 31, 2010, 03:38:16 PM »
something hilarious Reier said in some thread

Ahaha ACAMS wins the thread. :P

sh** was cash

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Chatterbox / Re: The World Cup!
« on: May 31, 2010, 03:36:14 PM »
Hope Robben is fit to play
I'd like
--------------Kuyt
-Robben----------------Van Persie
------------Sneijder
------v. Bommel----De Zeeuw

to be the midfield and offense for us, but Robben is likely to play on the right making room for Babel or Elia on the left and putting Van Persie up front

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Chatterbox / Re: The World Cup!
« on: May 31, 2010, 03:11:52 PM »
Netherlands should have won the European Cup 2 years ago based on their first 3 matches (beat current world cup holder Italy 3-0, losing finalist France 4-1 and gipsymonging Romania -can't remember I was drunk as a skunk- (got fired the next day as well)) if it weren't for Boulahrouz' daughter dying which made him play even crappier against Russia than ever.

We could win this thing, we have the best midfield-attack combination, but a very average defense 4.

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Chatterbox / Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« on: May 30, 2010, 03:12:25 PM »
I don't get the first one

And I'm going to snap the neck of the first person that will start flaming the new guy

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Chatterbox / Re: im gonna kick my enemy's ass
« on: May 29, 2010, 09:13:42 AM »
Focus on surviving until you are

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Chatterbox / Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« on: May 29, 2010, 03:20:59 AM »
geez nary, every time you show up you manage to post something irrelevant and stupid.

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Chatterbox / Re: im gonna kick my enemy's ass
« on: May 29, 2010, 03:15:44 AM »
That is absolutely off-topic




GAZEA
Get rid of your friends, and as soon as you even think you're old enough, your parents as well. You remember them saying 'everything we do, we do for you'? **** that. If that was true your parents wouldn't have gotten divorced. Hell, they would probably still be able to get along. Parents think just about themselves, while doing some stuff for you as well to make it look like you're number 1.
You're not.
**** your parents and move out asap

lloopdawhatever
lol fatty
Stop ****ing eating a sh**load of food and drinking anything besides coffee and water. Cola is fattening and so is pretty much everything. It's ok to eat pizza, just make sure it's the only ****ing thing you eat after 6 PM. Tell your parents not to buy cookies, you're too lazy to get them yourself anyway and it saves a lot of calories.

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Chatterbox / Re: im gonna kick my enemy's ass
« on: May 27, 2010, 11:37:24 AM »
Nah. If you don't have to fight, don't. You have won already.

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Chatterbox / Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« on: May 27, 2010, 10:38:38 AM »
you could probably Google something and 50% of results would be porn :P
What google are you using? Want..

Just remove the SafeSearch filter.

No success

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Chatterbox / Re: im gonna kick my enemy's ass
« on: May 27, 2010, 10:35:12 AM »
No such thing as instant kill moves. Just moves that happen to kill instantly

Ontopic: how did it go?

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Chatterbox / Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« on: May 26, 2010, 12:35:14 PM »
you could probably Google something and 50% of results would be porn :P
What google are you using? Want..

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Chatterbox / Re: im gonna kick my enemy's ass
« on: May 26, 2010, 12:33:28 PM »
Sounds better too.
-edit- I cannot be held responsible in any way of damage inflicted by or to anyone that used my advice.

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Chatterbox / Re: feel like crap and depressed
« on: May 26, 2010, 12:24:48 PM »
Don't mind getting kicked out of school. Better to die(read: get kicked out of school) on your feet than to live on your knees

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Chatterbox / Re: feel like crap and depressed
« on: May 26, 2010, 12:21:31 PM »
so it makes it harder for him to you.

You accidentally your sentence.

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Chatterbox / Re: feel like crap and depressed
« on: May 26, 2010, 12:18:59 PM »
That's because Texans have nothing but weakness running through their veins

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Chatterbox / Re: feel like crap and depressed
« on: May 26, 2010, 12:05:41 PM »
Don't fear pain. It's weakness leaving your body.

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Chatterbox / Re: feel like crap and depressed
« on: May 26, 2010, 11:58:34 AM »
This won't work in a crowded place though. Only works if he's not prepared to fight too, if he is, the thing you should do is pretending not wanting to fight, to keep the element of surprise there.

If he shows up right in your face and is really close to you, say something like 'whatever, man', pretend you are going to step past him putting your left foot past him. If you were to walk on, you'd expose your back to him and that's not a position you want to find yourself in. Instead, clinch your fist, put it close to your shoulder and sweep your elbow at his nose. Make sure you use your whole body in the swing, which will power it, as your elbow itself has little reach. A good spinning elbow to the nose will knock him down in 1 blow. When he's downed, crouch next to his head immediately and punch him in the nose again for an epic knock out.

Also, for every punch/kick/jab: Don't aim AT the body part you are about to hit, but aim through it, as if his body were thin air. That way your punches will land much harder.
So for punches in the face: Aim at the back of their heads.
For the KO punch in this post: Aim for the floor beneath him.

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Chatterbox / Re: feel like crap and depressed
« on: May 26, 2010, 11:47:40 AM »
If ur weaker than him, catch him by surprise and don't show your weakness

Make sure you are within punching range
Start off with a quick jab to his throat. Not a lot of force is needed to make it hurt pretty much.
This will most probably have him either strike back fast (be prepared to dodge) or get his arms up. If it's the latter, go for a strong blow to the solar plexus (it's the center of the body, just beneath the ribs) or, if you have no soul, a punch, a knee or a kick to the groin. Both will take the fight right out of him, and if done correctly, his head will be at kneeing height.
If he hadn't had enough yet, a flying knee to his nose will finish business.

keep in mind that every fight is different though, he may not respond the way you expected.

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Chatterbox / Re: feel like crap and depressed
« on: May 26, 2010, 11:38:12 AM »
That's the ****ing spirit. If you don't look up to them, don't let them look down on you. Show no mercy, for you shall receive none.

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Chatterbox / Re: feel like crap and depressed
« on: May 26, 2010, 11:33:30 AM »
Only reason people try to put you down is they know they will never ever reach your height
Depression is merely anger without the enthousiasm. Seize the day by the throat, put your chin up and yes, life is a bitch, but it's YOUR bitch.

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