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« on: May 05, 2011, 03:42:07 PM »
Some still do.
I of course am Kujii
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« on: May 05, 2011, 03:38:20 PM »
Just remember, everyone Wanks. Except Kujii, I'm just that awesome.
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« on: May 05, 2011, 03:33:36 PM »
Oh puhleese...its a chainletter, just throw them a party; it'll go away.
Besides, everyone wanks.
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« on: May 05, 2011, 03:24:19 PM »
How dare you link cohclate here of all times.
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« on: May 04, 2011, 07:17:13 PM »
I'll take two shipments of Scourge.
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« on: May 04, 2011, 06:52:34 AM »
instead of' thats a lot of razors'
I would have found it funny if he insisted you needed more.
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« on: May 04, 2011, 05:15:13 AM »
Hooray for off topic.
(Image removed from quote.)
The combination of the lurker, Kill in the middle of a ban, and the "ponies' spam in the background...is brilliant.
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« on: May 04, 2011, 12:53:44 AM »
That was a good example.
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« on: May 03, 2011, 05:19:40 PM »
I get sick of the pointless argument too.
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« on: May 03, 2011, 07:18:31 AM »
sweet, can't wait to see.
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« on: May 02, 2011, 08:28:13 PM »
Does this include Modding?
I might make a bot for this.
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« on: May 02, 2011, 08:13:04 PM »
Yeah, Japan age range is 12-18
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« on: May 02, 2011, 07:14:47 AM »
How's this one:
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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This poor guy is well known by spilling his guts to multitudes.....
Oh no! A Administrator! my forum career is doomed!
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« on: May 01, 2011, 11:24:14 PM »
Yes J, I think if there had been a Tie inbetween 5 and 6, Acams would have voted for 6, regardless of what it looked like.
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« on: May 01, 2011, 10:49:46 PM »
You should first check online for if the ending your looking for even exists; But don't see how to get it, just if its there.
EDIT: Btw, I broke my Avatar.
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« on: May 01, 2011, 09:00:59 PM »
If you never saw it, I saved it to rub in Jonzu's face at a later date. I could send you the 'offending' picture.
BoT:
Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
Hell from an engineering approach
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid term. The answer was so profound that the Professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you." and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."
This student received the only A.
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« on: May 01, 2011, 07:02:21 PM »
He banned Jonzu for porn.
Its an implied rule, that isn't written anywhere.
Click did, not me....WE ALL KNOW it is not tolerated in the main forum, not even jokes, but there is nothing wrong with a dirty joke in jokes.
It was in the playground ^^ Not that I'm stupid enough to really argue about the rules with what is essentially god.
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« on: May 01, 2011, 06:40:18 PM »
He banned Jonzu for porn.
Its an implied rule, that isn't written anywhere.
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« on: May 01, 2011, 02:40:55 AM »
Ah, my memory failed me, it wasn't 3 below 5, but 1 below 5.
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« on: April 30, 2011, 08:27:52 PM »
Is anybody else getting disconnected from the site occasionally today, or is it just me?
Rarely, but yes
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