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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots 7 Signups OPEN *2 Weeks*
« on: July 07, 2013, 01:25:52 PM »
Why?

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Tournament Archives / Re: Heavy Metal-SBV
« on: July 07, 2013, 12:31:07 PM »

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« on: July 07, 2013, 12:29:40 PM »
Senile women?

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Chatterbox / Re: MassimoV's Short Story Thread
« on: July 07, 2013, 11:42:05 AM »
Haha, thanks everyone. I'll probably do a GF93 story next. Glad you like them all.

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DSL TC Showcases / Re: Helloface's horrible realistic showcase
« on: July 06, 2013, 10:47:38 PM »
I disagree, I think I'm learning fine without Standard.
It doesn't show.

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Chatterbox / Re: MassimoV's Short Story Thread
« on: July 06, 2013, 09:12:20 PM »
Ugh, I'm bored and I don't have RA2 with me.

Trovaner woke up one morning in his underground igloo underneath west side Detroit. He was hungry so he snapped his fingers and a tuna salad sandwich appeared in his hand. He started to eat it and thought it was even more delicious than the dirt he normally ate. But soon he started feeling weird. His stomach was burning. he then threw up an 18 foot tape worm on to the floor of his kitchen. The worm ran through his house, destroying it. The worm then stole his smokin hot wife, a tea kettle, and 23 baboons from his underground baboon farm. The tapeworm then said something in Greek and teleported away into nothing. Trovaner just had to get that tea kettle back...and his wife and baboons I guess... So he took his luxury platinum elevator complete with xbox and butler to the surface of west Detroit. He had to get out though because it ain't safe for a white guy to be in west Detroit. Luckily, he had a crowbar with him and broke into a jalopy filled with bootleg copies of action movies. He then drove to San Diego where he rented a kayak and paddled half way across the Pacific Ocean to Hawaii. Once he got there, he found a very particular garbage can and jumped in. He pull up on an old sour cream and onion Pringles can and the garbage can grew wings. He then stomped on a tomato, and the garbage can thrusted off into space. He flew the garbage can all the way around to the dark side of the moon where an exact replica of Las Vegas was built. He jumped out and ran into Creaser's Palace. The tapeworm was playing a round of blackjack with a tractor, a garbage disposal, and Noodle. He shot at the worm with a laser beam but missed. The worm ran out of the casino and down the Vegas Strip. He knew where the worm was going, the real hell, Circus Circus. He got to the casino and the whole place was infested with 8 foot roaches, who were all doing slot machines and eating garbage off the floor. Trov ran through the casino to a small arcade where the tapeworm was playing Mrs. Pac-Man on a vintage game counsel. He picked up a machete lying on the ground and snuck up behind the worm, and cut it in half. The tea kettle, his wife, and 23 baboons came spewing out of it and they decided to return home. They all gathered into the garbage can, but it wouldn’t lift off. Everyone panicked, even the kettle. He then had a ghostly friend come to him in a vision only he could see. It was Naryar, who walked up to him. He only said one thing…” ****ing ballast.” Naryar then slapped Trov across the face which made Trov snap back to reality. He had to mute Naryar when they got back. At this point, Trov threw all the garbage out of the garbage can and they took a vacation to Mars before safely crash landing back in the small igloo underneath western Detroit.

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DSL TC Showcases / Re: Helloface's horrible realistic showcase
« on: July 06, 2013, 09:11:22 PM »
Hello Hardbot. Just learn standard before you continue with IRL.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« on: July 06, 2013, 05:15:48 PM »
Just smile and nod, smile and nod...

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Stock Showcases / Re: 090901's Showcase 2: Electric Boogaloo
« on: July 06, 2013, 05:14:19 PM »
Ugh, I'm getting my ass out of the stock section.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Two To Tango Two Signups
« on: July 06, 2013, 05:12:05 PM »
I sent in a team but Conrap hasn't updated the list.

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Stock Showcases / Re: 090901's Showcase 2: Electric Boogaloo
« on: July 06, 2013, 05:08:59 PM »
Well they looked similar...

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Stock Showcases / Re: 090901's Showcase 2: Electric Boogaloo
« on: July 06, 2013, 05:05:45 PM »
Nice. Did you just move 2 points of the again?

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Contests / Re: Vote BOTM July 2013
« on: July 06, 2013, 05:01:37 PM »
Anything goes.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Music of Glory and Victory
« on: July 06, 2013, 04:54:21 PM »
Using this until I die...

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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots 7 Signups OPEN *2 Weeks*
« on: July 06, 2013, 10:47:23 AM »
Nah, the LW just has the chassis height BFE'ed, not the storm extender.

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Hmmm, cool.

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DSL TC Showcases / Re: Helloface's horrible realistic showcase
« on: July 05, 2013, 10:04:55 PM »
That's one, 90 degree ME. Not 2 on a different angle.

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DSL TC Showcases / Re: Helloface's horrible realistic showcase
« on: July 05, 2013, 09:55:55 PM »
Not sure if that's IRL or not-
When people can't tell if its IRL or not, something is obviously VERY wrong with your robot.

ps downgrade to a single mag NO.  then you should have the weight to make at least a half-decent motor support instead of... that. try 2 long round extenders on MEs coming from the front angles of the chassis I already lowered the armour to fit that in.Then why didn't you do it?

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DSL TC Showcases / Re: Helloface's horrible realistic showcase
« on: July 05, 2013, 09:41:03 PM »
Ugh, can you please read Naryar's extender work tutorial?

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Real Robotics Discussion / Re: Guess the Bot
« on: July 05, 2013, 07:25:20 PM »
no swag yes, skbt go

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