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« on: May 22, 2016, 07:50:24 PM »
Neat stuff, looks pretty cool
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« on: May 22, 2016, 07:49:15 PM »
I am thundering
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« on: May 22, 2016, 01:26:25 AM »
Each team performs a song.
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« on: May 21, 2016, 03:25:11 PM »
Wow that looks really good
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« on: May 20, 2016, 10:14:18 PM »
Nice skins. Always a sucker for those Whyachi tribar setups.
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« on: May 14, 2016, 07:47:16 PM »
sums up 2016 in a single post
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« on: May 13, 2016, 10:24:59 PM »
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« on: May 13, 2016, 12:14:06 AM »
Gotta slay Pon2n
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« on: May 12, 2016, 10:26:46 PM »
So is this a thing now? 
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« on: May 11, 2016, 08:19:41 PM »
i want to die
That's a shame. What's got you so down, bud?
Meningitis
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« on: May 11, 2016, 02:10:46 PM »
I hope they don't cut out fights again
If they soho perilla they put them online again.
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« on: May 11, 2016, 12:45:43 AM »
 goon
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« on: May 11, 2016, 12:13:38 AM »
Alright so it's time for the prelim roast Son of Whyachi: Looks nice and sh**. Seems like it's more sturdy than Warrior, wedge addition is nice too. Terry tried pullin sh** on us and "leaving". Right mate, piss off. We knew you weren't going anywhere.
Creepy Crawleys: Ok wtf? Not even fiver of the best LWs could take on a decent HW. Just imagine 5 Ziggos against SoW, not a snowball's chance in a hooker's asshole. Now take a LW who probs couldn't hold its own against other LWs. Like what's with those jaws. The mechanism that controls them is right in the middle, it's going to be blown apart. Can't be too hard on them though because I imagine this was just a gimmick to get onto the show.
Ultra Violence: Goddamn let down. This thing if it moved could've actually had a shot at stopping SoW but nah. It was a about as mobile as Lou Gehrig. Honestly, this could've been a boxrush meme for the whole season but oh well, see you in the grudge matches.
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Basilisk: Looks like if Loco and Chaos 2 ****ed. Had high hopes for it when I first saw it but the flying meme killed it. Couldn't even touch Blacksmith without crumbling into a pile that looked like my snap circuit kit from when I was young. Again, if it could actually move, might've put up a good fight.
Blacksmith: Goddamn fire meme. The hammer actually looks really nice, good wedge, beautiful construction. I'll admit, really like this one. Almost ****in blew it when it decided to go all Thích Quảng Đức but some miracle saved it, thank god.
Gemini: Copyright infringement on that name rn. Brian and Shane gonna be taken your as to civil court. Not a bad design. Looks like 2 small Short Circuits with some wedges. One day people will realize that multibots are become sh** in battle.
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Invader: It's been how many years and Mladenik still explodes anytime his bots touch anything. Kind of makes angry because Megabyte kicked some ass in the circuits after Battlebots. Had potential but once again it was as stable as a kid who listens to Marilyn Manson.
Lycan: I don't really get the weapon. Kind of wish I got to see more of it to see if it ever got to work. The front wedge seemed awfully steep, like, I think a not even a ball would roll up it. I guess it was relying on its speed, which ultimately killed it anyways. Serves his dumbass right when his teammate literally said right before, stop attacking the dead robot which has essentially become an arena hazard.
Mohawk: I'll avoid too many >fedora comments. Still did **** all in this match. Just kind of limped around the arena like Lt. Dan until Lycan decided to end it all in a motor vehicle suicide. Then just lightly grazed the back tired with its hair and lit a cigarette.
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Skorpios: This is bullsh**. Easily the best bot in the rumble. Classy design, cool weapon, sh**ty ass arena knocked it out. Extra layer of bullsh** especially because in the beginning when they were talking trash on the arena hazards and says it's all about the bots not the arena, and then eliminates the best bots with the arena. Imma hang myself in the bathroom of the local Road Ranger now.
Black Ice: The year is 2016 and Robot the Bruce with weapons that look like butter knives won a HW melee. What has this world come to. Feel happy for that old bastard though. He probably wasn't really expecting a win out of that.
Bad Kitty: The good part about this one being knocked out is hopefully it gets rid of a team who were going to awkwardly be wearing cat ears through the series while all the viewers were left feeling largely uncomfortable. The design wasn't half bad really though. But in the end, >wedge. This thing couldn't get underneath the goddamn sky. It had like an inch of ground clearance in the front. That's the one thing the Black Ice did better than it and that's what it came down to.
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« on: May 05, 2016, 09:21:25 PM »
I voted for it. Looks sick dude.
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« on: April 30, 2016, 06:51:10 PM »
 "Why'd you eat Snail Po?"
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« on: April 29, 2016, 09:41:03 PM »
Barman says "we don't serve time travellers in 'ere."
A time traveller walks into a bar.
*walkED
You seem to have missed the joke.
*Bartender
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« on: April 17, 2016, 08:41:44 PM »
Yeah, the drive seems a little underpowered as well.
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« on: April 17, 2016, 04:22:17 PM »
It was a nice little Disney movie. No reason to sh** your pants over it one way or the other.
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« on: April 10, 2016, 12:38:06 AM »
You're the point
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« on: April 07, 2016, 04:36:40 PM »
Trigger fingers turn to Twitter fingers
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