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« on: November 01, 2008, 12:32:11 AM »
So, there were all these n00bs on the gametechmods forum hijacking the Jokes thread talking about TV shows .....
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« on: November 01, 2008, 12:21:14 AM »
When they yell "Trick or Treat!", pull a rabbit out of a hat, then slam the door .....
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« on: November 01, 2008, 12:15:06 AM »
I can see a lot of people using that custom christmas tree weapon on their bots already ..........
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« on: November 01, 2008, 12:06:07 AM »
Man manu doesn't understand ....... how unusual .........
Do I get my -30 anytime soon.....?
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« on: October 31, 2008, 11:40:46 PM »
Small and tight will win the fight.
Empty and loose'll cook your goose.
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« on: October 31, 2008, 11:20:13 PM »
As long as I can find a use for you. Considering how well he's doing with all the coding, he might slip you a little poison virus, and become Numero Uno himself, Master Cylinder ........ Hey, if it worked for the Borggias ....
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« on: October 31, 2008, 11:09:29 PM »
Well, put it in as a "special achievment" or something .......
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« on: October 30, 2008, 11:58:59 PM »
That Jaws of death bot looks pretty cool. Is there a way to make a pincer/crusher-bot in the game?
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« on: October 30, 2008, 11:46:11 PM »
There was a dragstrip arena, where the "winner" self-destructed in a pool of lava at the far end of the track. Wasn't real good for high speed bots, but kinda fun trashing your opponent, then running like  ....
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« on: October 30, 2008, 10:39:19 PM »
*rolls up his sleeves and wades in, starts banging heads together and dropping unconscious bodies into heaps on the floor*
All right, you clowns, knock it off .......
Wham, the moderators here are unusually tolerant for the amount of stuff they have to put up with (especially from people like me, which I won't go into ...), but you are really pushing it here. I'd suggest backing off and cooling it some before they decide to just ban your ass, okay? And don't try using me as an example of "bad behavior" - I was on this forum and the original RA2 site long before you ever showed up, and they already KNOW I'm a pain in the posterior ......
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« on: October 28, 2008, 10:28:20 PM »
Cybersex without wrapping his mouse ......... no, wait ............
Could y'all go back to speaking English so those of us who aren't multi-lingual can understand what the F--K you're saying, please? And maybe it's just me, but wasn't this thread supposed to be about creating flat bots and the coding that supposedly makes them that way, and not arguements in French and Portugese?
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« on: October 21, 2008, 05:10:47 PM »
Okay, so Slick Rick and a pretty young thing are sitting in Lover's Lane late at night. Rick's sitting there browsing through a HOT ROD magazine, while the young hardbelly is quietly knitting a scarf. Suddenly, there's a light shined in the window.
"What're you two doing in there?" demands a voice.
"Why, nothing, Officer," Rick replies.
The officer shines his light back and forth between them. "How old are you, son?"
"I'm twenty-two, Officer."
The officer shines his light over at the girl, who smiles prettily at him. "And how old is the young lady over there?"
Rick calmly checks his watch. "Well, in about another fifteen minutes, she'll be eighteen."
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« on: October 21, 2008, 04:46:59 PM »
..... that I need Spyguy to skin for me... Well, Johnny Five, shoot 'em on over to me, damnit! Can't skin 'em if I ain't got 'em! (Boy, I'm sure working on getting my butt banned, ain't I?... Being disrespectful to the mods and everybody else ...  )
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« on: October 21, 2008, 04:16:15 PM »
Old video game from the '80's, SPY HUNTER. (Geez, am I dating myself .....?) Whenever I managed a place in the top ten, I would always put in "SPY" as my initials. "SPY" became "SpyGuy", and the rest, as they say, is history .....
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« on: October 21, 2008, 04:06:50 PM »
If someone says a penny for your thoughts, and you give him your two cents worth, what happened to the other penny?
A duck, a frog, and a skunk walk into a bar.
Each orders a drink.
The duck pays, because he's got a bill.
The frog pays, because he's got a greenback.
The skunk can't pay, because he's only got a scent.......
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« on: October 19, 2008, 10:49:07 PM »
I see no problem with using cheatbot2 parts. after all, those are parts that came with the original game, as did the AI parts. A good dual VS can be made with a hover engine, one that won't tip over. The magnet ... no real value. The flamethrower can be used to damage, but not kill - a physical blow is needed for the kill - but it can rack up points amazingly fast. The cannon, of course, can be wired anywhere there is an air-powered weapon (like replacing the Boxer's arms with cannons - try it sometime!). All the cheatbot2 and AI parts do is give more options for building.
Glitch exploiting, such as stacking components inside each other to make more densely compact bots, has become the rule rather than the exception. Who can forget such famous glitches as the Nasty Pickle or the Trinity glitch? The DSA (double-strength aluminum) glitch, perhaps one of the easiest glitches for building, is in widespread use - does anyone even know what the original armor selections were? (Plastic, aluminum, titanium, and steel.)
Glitches are part of the game ....... they're not going to go away.
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« on: October 19, 2008, 10:10:53 PM »
That is a seriously vicious bot, Mad. My, the things I've missed while I've been away ... Interesting concept, and well executed.
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« on: September 25, 2008, 10:41:02 PM »
XP 4 ever.
How's it going, guys?
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« on: September 02, 2008, 07:35:33 PM »
The best suggestion would be to take an existing arena, such as the clawtop arena, and use notepad++ to modify it. You have to start to learn somewhere, so may as well start at the beginning instead of jumping in near the end and getting all excited/upset because you can't do it. Most of the veterans on here started off exactly where you are, but they had the time and patience to actually sit down and learn what they were doing. It takes time to learn how to modify an arena - I've been around a LOT longer than you have (as in, I was a senior member on the original RA2 forums), and I still haven't got it down yet. But, if you're not willing to be patient and learn, there's not a lot of people who will bother helping you.
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« on: September 02, 2008, 07:05:15 PM »
Don't try to fool me Mad. You'll be evil when pigs will fly. *looks out my window to watch a formation of A-10 Warthogs flying by overhead to the military base* You have no idea of how evil Madiaba can be, Naryar. I do, because I've worked with him on several projects. Good post, RoboShark. I nominate that Man Manu NOT be made a moderator. Nice BOTM, Sage. How hard does she hit? I may not have been around too much lately, but I've even noticed the decline in posting lately. All the n00bs are making nearly useless posts, and a bunch of the old crowd have disappeared into the shadows. Others just don't have enough time for the game anymore, and have faded into obscurity (yah, me ... case in point). At least there are still a bunch of RA2 diehards hanging out here, so there will be SOME quality postings. As for me, I don't have a chance of being a moderator, and like a few other guys you mentioned, I'd be banning people right and left.
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