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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« on: November 11, 2013, 06:01:24 PM »
holy sh** i wanna try some weed

never would I have thought jonzu would say that

now he must talk all like he's ghetto or some sh**
you smoke it or something?
errr, no ?
Smoke justice e'eryday.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots 8
« on: November 11, 2013, 05:52:36 PM »
Lineup:

Ihbey
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LHMYG
They won't be accepted. Added rule: Joke bots must still fall in IRL standards.

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DSL TC Showcases / Re: MassimoV's Showcase
« on: November 11, 2013, 01:10:51 AM »
Not bad. I had a feeling that it would be too OP, but I assume that it's using Perm 45's.
Yeah, the smaller ones.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots 8
« on: November 11, 2013, 12:58:24 AM »
Wait, didn't I resigned as judge?
EDIT: Also can't find the thread for it, so happy birthday. Honestly can't believe you're just 15, you seem a lot older...
You did resign, I can work out the details tomorrow. And thanks but its not my birthday , I just wanted a green name. But I am 15.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots 8
« on: November 11, 2013, 12:12:31 AM »
Yeah no prob.

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Chatterbox / Re: its been awhile
« on: November 10, 2013, 11:58:26 PM »
All you see is the aftermath....

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Chatterbox / Re: cooking with gametechmods
« on: November 10, 2013, 11:39:57 PM »
I still have nightmares...

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Chatterbox / Re: cooking with gametechmods
« on: November 10, 2013, 11:30:54 PM »
>Open can of alfredo sauce
>Eat

ghettogourmet.png
There ya go Andy.

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Chatterbox / Re: its been awhile
« on: November 10, 2013, 09:20:55 PM »
Imma let you finish, but TX had the best damn leaving thread of ALL TIME!

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Chatterbox / Re: its been awhile
« on: November 10, 2013, 09:13:39 PM »
tl;dr
Aaaand... just like that I hate your ****ing guts.

And now I REALLY feel like a dick for that post I made... no point removing it because it's already quoted. Again, sorry. Especially to you RPJK, I can't even image how hard that would be for you.
can you just stop posting god
Who the **** are you to tell people whether to post or not?

He wasn't flaming, He wasn't bitching, He wasn't doing anything that has caused animosity over his posts in the past, and yet STILL somebody finds a reason to tell him to 'stop posting'.

**** you. You're not a mod. They decide what sh**posting is, not you.
u are 1 ****ing cheeky cunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum robutt website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
Dude I think you might have something wrong with your brain. Why are you trying to be all cyberbully on me. Do you really think anyone cares about you. You talk to people like they are trash. Why would you want to come off like that. Does it make you feel tough? Are you trying to make up for having a small smelly dick? You need to see a shrink. Have fun going through life wondering why people don't like you. I'll give you a hint though, you try to make others feel like ****. But you have failed on me. I know what you are. See, the thing is, I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand can't control your stupidity. You really don't even realize that you are a jerk ,do you? When your older maybe you can look back on times like this and see that you where unnecessarily rude to people you don't know. Right now you think you are being cleaver and it is just a fun time. Keep treating people like you do and see where you end up. You can not compete with my intellect so I warn you to give up before you embarrass yourself further..
I'm an Aplha male GTM.

And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm ****ing her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm ****ing her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?




And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to **** 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bullsh**? You're triggering her "Don't ****" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to **** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.




And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

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Chatterbox / Re: its been awhile
« on: November 10, 2013, 09:06:00 PM »
Can we move this to the playground now? Pic related.

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Stock Showcases / Re: Mr AwesumSauce Stock Showcase
« on: November 10, 2013, 08:39:26 PM »
That HS looks nice.

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DSL TC Showcases / Re: MassimoV's Showcase
« on: November 10, 2013, 08:04:36 PM »
Entry for Jonzu's tournament.

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Chatterbox / Re: its been awhile
« on: November 10, 2013, 07:40:07 PM »

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Chatterbox / Re: its been awhile
« on: November 10, 2013, 07:23:07 PM »
Yeah discussions are fine as long as you get people to actually weigh in on it.

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Chatterbox / Re: its been awhile
« on: November 10, 2013, 07:08:20 PM »
oh I'm chill all the time and I dont have any pet peeves

my biggest fear is being that one student teacher that eeryone hates cuz I had some of those in school
Yeah the only ones that we hate are the ones that pile on the homework or classwork.

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Chatterbox / Re: its been awhile
« on: November 10, 2013, 06:59:01 PM »
You can't act/pretend like you're really excited. Just act chill.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots 8
« on: November 10, 2013, 06:57:24 PM »
ive been waiting all day for this
Yes, and I'm fully prepared this time too. Just gotta finish a couple skins here and there and I'm ready to kick ass.
Good to hear.

You may wish to clarify what version of DSL. I will hopefully enter. :)
Specified DSL 2.1 now. Thanks.

i could enter but i suck at skin so my robots would be crap
Well just try to make it look cool.

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Chatterbox / Re: its been awhile
« on: November 10, 2013, 04:56:43 PM »
haha oh yeah, he's the one that made you ragequit the first time
wait who is dis mazakari nigga
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=5359
oooooooooh yeah **** that kid

**** you too, you scrawny little retard.

Who the ****s goes out of there way to comment on stuff they actively don't like?

"yeah this irl stuff sucks but i hate irl anyway"

If you hate IRL, why are you in there in the first place?

You don't see me in the stock showcases saying it all sucks, and you never saw Venko in the IRL showcases saying it all sucked.
Isn't this what you're doing though. You're going out of your way to comment on how much you hate something.

Leave it to Mazakari to be a overreacting bitch and ruin a thread.



Come on, ban me, you cynical bitter French fag.

Maybe you can go back to hating everything and pretending you have some importance in your life afterwards that doesn't involve policing a bunch of anti-social nerds and downs sufferers on the internet.

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Chatterbox / Re: its been awhile
« on: November 10, 2013, 03:57:36 PM »

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