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« on: January 29, 2016, 03:41:33 PM »
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« on: January 29, 2016, 03:26:19 PM »
make me an admin so i can filter the word drama to something delightful
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« on: January 29, 2016, 03:25:16 PM »
making a score joke is not drama holy sh**
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« on: January 28, 2016, 11:58:19 AM »
andrews dad is rough around the edges. gruff, even. his hands calloused from working god knows what. his five oclock shadow has seen three days worth of five o clocks at this point. hes a pretty big man. hes not huge, but hes muscular. not gym ripped, maybe even the slightest bit of a stomach starting to form. but hes obviously been stacking sh** at the sh** stacking factory for a long time, and for long hours. with his shirt sleeves rolled up, you can see what could be a dark tan underneath the thick, dark hair of his forearm, but you cant quite be sure it's not from a long shift at the sh**house. and after a long day at the sh**house, theres one thing on this man's mind: hes going to **** someones mother, and hes going to **** her right. and this one right here is in the palm of his big, hairy hand.
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« on: January 28, 2016, 11:47:45 AM »
megas mom is a good old midwestern housewife looking woman, shes a sturdy bitch, nothing special in the face, mid length hair, sometimes curled, her body is right for the type though. shes a bit overweight, but shes got a rack like wendy williams and the child bearing hips that keep everything in proportion. shes just fine. and shed be looking fine, if she wasnt wearing her knit sweater with the ****ing cats on it. she thinks shes past her prime, but her inner woman is begging for a good, hard ****. andrews dad could smell her wet pussy from across dennys parking lot, but at this point, he doesnt have to.
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« on: January 28, 2016, 11:36:52 AM »
megas mom is on her second glass of wine. theyve been sitting down for ten minutes now, and shes almost cleared her plate. shes nervous, but she wants it too. she finishes her second glass and calls for a third, raising her hand for the waiter but andrews dad grabs it and lowers it to the table gently. she looks in his eyes. she lets her guard down. he wants that pussy. now shes thinkin bout the dick. you can smell it in the air. theyre going to ****.
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« on: January 28, 2016, 11:32:39 AM »
andrews dad is probably a real straight shooter. he probably says something brash and inappropriate, not so brash as 'youve got a nice rack bitch', but not subtle enough to not land on her like a sack of bricks in the same manner. he knows what he wants, and he wants in that bitch. hes kind of just poking the steak. hes hungry, but at this point, hes thinking surf and turf, and hes looking at some good surf. the turf is for later
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« on: January 28, 2016, 11:28:06 AM »
andrews dad ordered the steak skillet, hes a man, he likes it spicy, and he likes to show it off. just swinging that big ass dick around. metaphorically speaking, so far.... megas mom likes to keep fit. she ordered a ceasar salad, zesty, healthy, eating one leaf at a time... so coy...
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« on: January 28, 2016, 11:11:47 AM »
I understand English isn't your first language but why do you capitalise the beginning of all your words? It seems more tedious to do, if anything.
i think its for emphasis its fun and i like it
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« on: January 28, 2016, 11:10:10 AM »
I think X And Y should do a 1v1 challenge to beat you up
IN FACT WE ARE MEWTWO TO BEAT ME UP
Okay. I accept your challenge. Choose The Pokémon First
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why would I want the ruleset to be Mods? Or Deadline for that matter?
Wait...
[warning]WenXiang Sent To Find You[/warning]
Are you trying to find me?
I Am The Mewtwo. 
I Edited The Quote. Look At Your Reply Never Change
REPLY NEVER CHANGE.
Please, great christopherson, don't hurt me, I only smol child.
I offer peace offering of fruit basket :)
There's something wrong with this... Is this one of those "one of these is not like the other" clichés?
i dont think you understand. he has been sent to find you and he will beat you senseless!! youre walking on egg shells bud
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« on: January 28, 2016, 11:08:37 AM »
Somebody Buddy Me In School I am 5 Year Olds
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ahhhah what
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« on: January 28, 2016, 11:05:16 AM »
can i get some raunchy details about the sex i want to know everything
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« on: January 28, 2016, 11:03:40 AM »
hah i got a spam neg from as too for saying wen yan robot noob is cool or something. i wear it with pride. cause hes heckuva cool 
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« on: January 28, 2016, 11:01:38 AM »
the pointing it out and writing heckva words about it like whenev possible turning it into a terrible debate for pages is imo more annoying than red himself so can we just nip that in the bud right here
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« on: January 28, 2016, 10:57:23 AM »
you gotta mop your floor first?
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« on: January 28, 2016, 10:57:03 AM »
so go get fly man whatcha doin
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« on: January 26, 2016, 07:56:08 PM »
bumped because the thread title rules
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« on: January 26, 2016, 07:44:54 PM »
the hoes tell me i look like johnny depp since i grew the stache back 
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« on: January 26, 2016, 07:40:03 PM »
if i find a good picture would ya draw me 
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« on: January 26, 2016, 07:37:17 PM »
both robots have to be pokemon themed obv
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