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Chatterbox / Re: The Big Questions of the Universe

« on: December 16, 2011, 03:56:17 PM »

Yeah god was the bombdigity in the old testament. then he became a pussy in the gospel and so on.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots 5: Splash, Brackets, and Videos

« on: December 16, 2011, 03:54:28 PM »

That was such a lucky hit, but i'll take it any day. Comiserations Enigma, if it's any consolation i'm probably going to be mashed by Craaig in the next round.

naaaaaaah, no hard feelings. That hit was probably one in a million anyway, i'm betting i'll have better luck in the HW's and SHW's. =]

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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots 5: Splash, Brackets, and Videos

« on: December 15, 2011, 09:42:47 PM »

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Chatterbox / Re: The Big Questions of the Universe

« on: December 15, 2011, 04:40:45 PM »

Oh, and logic dictates that god is female.

Nope. He (used as a genderly ambiguous term) must be both genders. Due to the fact that 'he made us in his own image'. Saying that, he must be schizophrenic too, as everybody is unique (which makes us have the similarity of all being unique, but that is something for another day). But, to be honest, the gender of an omnipotent, omniscient being that may or may not exist doesn't matter in the long run.

Plus, by the logic of the bible, we are all inbred, and any type of sex is technically incest (saying that, by rules of science, the same rule applies, from what I can tell).

and then when you tell christians this they say "oh well the old testament isn't supposed to be taken literally" Well if ALL of the bible is the word of god, and if god is the all knowing all powerful being he is, if i was him, i'd be pretty pissed if people just disregarded the first half of the bible.
Also i think the bible is a very important piece of text for history of humanity purposes, but shouldn't be used as a instruction book for life.

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Chatterbox / Re: The Big Questions of the Universe

« on: December 15, 2011, 04:33:48 PM »

My first question is this:

Why does god not like gay people according to the words of the Bible? He never gives any explanations for it - , he never gives explanations for ANYTHING

Oh, and logic dictates that god is female.

Because we have no proof that the bible is the actual word of god, and that if you weren't a man who was a testosterone filled asshole, you were probably killed one way or another back then.
/myopinion.

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Chatterbox / The Big Questions of the Universe

« on: December 15, 2011, 04:23:43 PM »

Alrighty folks - since most threads about religion seem to die pretty fast, I now claim this being the official thread for asking the big questions of the universe, such as the existence of aliens, universes beyond our own, the existence of a deity, etc etc. There was a thread similar to this on another forum I visit, and i'll quote the post I made on there:

A question that's always come across my mind is if they're actually is intelligent life beyond us. In my opinion, it's fairly ignorant to say that they're isn't - because there's thousands upon thousands of planets in goldilocks zones like how earth is. Obviously we've proven that there is life on other celestial objects (one example in our own solar system being Europa) I think that if there is intelligent life beyond humanity, that they're wondering what's beyond them as well. Since the dawn of time, humanity's asked itself "why are we here ?" and it'd be rather peculiar if other intelligent lifeforms didn't ask this question themselves and if they are more advanced than humanity, perhaps they've found out why they were put on whatever celestial object in whatever galaxy or even whatever universe.
On other things such as the existence of a deity, Growing up in a state known as the the buckle of the bible belt, I grew up as a Christian. Until I was about thirteen was when I started questioning the existence of God, and slowly progressed to agnosticism to know agnostic-atheism. (I'd go into detail, but this post is getting fairly lengthy as it is)

Obviously no flaming, be civil guys. If you don't want to intellectually debate, then leave please.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Music ATM

« on: December 15, 2011, 03:51:42 PM »

Don't mind Dubstep and I obviously like metal but Korn completely failed at it. If it weren't for the already laden hip hop influences it might have worked. Y'know, a band like Fear Factory or Type O Negative might have done it decently.

yesssssssssssss
autopsy - the tomb within

i love how autopsy doesn't take themselves so seriously. Reidfert sounds like he's barney from the simpsons on this album. :P

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Music ATM

« on: December 14, 2011, 09:11:41 PM »

Autopsy - dirty gore whore

new autopsy kicks aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread

« on: December 14, 2011, 06:46:11 PM »

Now to totally change the subject...

Two kids got suspended from my school today. One for getting caught smoking and the other for drinking a bottle of Vodka during the school day and passing out drunk.

Lawl this ain't news at my school people get caught for that all the time.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread

« on: December 13, 2011, 08:43:12 PM »

oh my god i just found out i was born on the same day as dan lilker. *metalnerdgasm*

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread

« on: December 13, 2011, 04:20:59 PM »

herm, had a worse day than normal.
I'm putting it in a spoiler in case nobody couldn't give a sh** about my personal life: (i wouldn't either if were y'all)

Well, it's moar of a mixture of minor depression, frustration, and insomnia. Depression because one of my best friends is in the hospital going through liver failure, and they really aren't sure if he's going to make it. insomnia because i haven't been able to get more than 30 minutes of sleep the past 8 days, frustration because of the insomnia and because of dipsh**s at school almost putting me in the ****ing hospital by beating the sh** out of me. (i'm currently pressing charges for assault, although i was able to get a few good hits on them. Oh and my girlfriend has pneumonia.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots 5: Splash, Brackets, and Videos

« on: December 13, 2011, 03:57:00 PM »

moar videos.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots 5: Splash, Brackets, and Videos

« on: December 12, 2011, 04:47:10 PM »

moar videos.
also:

MikeNCR vs. Hardbot: outcome was expected.
S_M vs. MassimoV: pretty intense match, i thought massi might've had it when sm lost part of his bots blade.
Pressure vs. Scrap: yawnfest.
DSC vs. Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaig: didn't expect scope to be a havok time-bomb. o:

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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots 5: Splash, Brackets, and Videos

« on: December 11, 2011, 08:36:32 PM »

wow talk about a yawnfest. The only exciting part is when nicsans's bot was about to escape, but got counted out.
Good job tho SKBT.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread

« on: December 11, 2011, 08:20:10 PM »

    >anal sex with gf for first time in years
    >feelsgreatman
    >but wait
    >feel something wrapped around my dick
    >something moving
    >pull dick out
    >****ing tapeworm wrapped around my dick
    >can feel it trying to retract back into gfs ass
    >she looks back at me and screams and starts crying hysterically
    >try and pull the rest of it out
    >stretches to 6ft and then stops
    >gf screams and goes batsh** insane and runs back to her house
    >havent heard from her since

i busted a giant ass nut to that.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread

« on: December 11, 2011, 08:09:52 PM »

Lol who changed my avatar

prolly nary since he's too frail and has too big of an "evil" ego going to admit he's a massive homogay.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots 5: Splash, Brackets, and Videos

« on: December 11, 2011, 07:51:30 PM »

So Ty4er can still enter his totally DSL realistic LW into this ? This is an outrage.

Also, favorite bot has to be Ivan.

ah smeg i don't think i'll make it against Death. D:

Wanna play chess with it ? *obscure joke*

hardy har har.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots 5: Splash, Brackets, and Videos

« on: December 11, 2011, 07:16:04 PM »

ah smeg i don't think i'll make it against Death. D:

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Tournament Archives / Re: Battlebots 5: Splash, Brackets, and Videos

« on: December 11, 2011, 07:06:08 PM »

Moar biased predicshunz:
Taur 2 : <3 the look of it. Don't know how powerful the flipper is, but it should be good.
Bullfrog: eeh, kinda generic looking tbh :/
Tracer Bullet: I don't really see a wammer going very far but i might surprised.
Angered Mystery 2: Fairly decent i reckon
Bloodred Flags: Lots of frontal armour, but the wep system seems lacking.
Black Banshee: My overall fave, and one of the two bots that has my vote to win.
Tragedy: The other bot i think might win.
With A Purpose: Again, can't see a wammer getting far.
Society's Outcast: If it's able to constantly ram 'bots into the walls, it should be pretty good, but if not, it's just wedge bait.
Ironside MK V: Fairly good looking.
Sir Lance-A-Frog: Looks good, don't know how it will do in combat.
Crimson Blade: Very deadly looking.
SkidMark: A very good looking drum, should go far.
Rush: ^ see comment about skidmark

Heavyweights:
White Rhino: very cool and very lethal looking.
Critical Hit!: While lacking in armour, if it's able to constantly hit at it's opponent, it should do well.
Garrison 1.5: not my favourite, but it might get thru a round or two.
ShiniGRRL: I like the look of it, and it has a pretty solid wep system.
Steel Raptor: My favourite heavyweight, really hope i don't fight it if i win my match.
Nyx2: Very good looking flamer, i nice bot like all of NCR's bots.
Thump: Very solid setup overall.
Gotcha Back!: Pretty good spinner, but it looks like it's wedge bait.
edit: oh goodie superheavies. 

Tritium: <3
The Turbulator 2: Nice looking imo.
Blade Ace: I like just because of the diescetor vibe it has. :D
Sound: Needs moar hammer. /sarcasam
Krude Oil: Looks like a freakin' tank and about as mean as one.
Void: Not too sure about how those wedges will preform.
CRASH: love the look of it.
Without a Purpose:  a SHW wammer = don't see it getting past round one.
Civilization's Outside: Ehh, too much extenders.
Monster: looks nice, wish it had a better skin.
8th day 2S: Very nice looking.
Carbon Copy 3: Love how it looks like warhead.
Death: Should go very far.
Octave of Speed: The drive is lacking imo. /sarcasam
Thunderhead: Best looking bot of all the weight classes.
Mach 9: a very nice looking flipper. Might go pretty far.
Ivan: I don't think it has enough taz wedges. /sarcasam.
A Social Grace: Solid build overall.
The Defenestrator: If it doesn't get flipped, should do well.
Mecha Bull: My favourite in looks.
The Highlander 2: Lots of eyecandy, but because of the exposed chassis = don't see it going very far.
Social Misfit v5: Ehh, too much extender work for my liking.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread

« on: December 11, 2011, 06:30:04 PM »

i'm guessing x factor is the brit version of american idol but for eurotrash ?