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Discussion / Re: Iron Whispers - A Chinese Whispers experiment.

« on: July 18, 2015, 06:17:52 PM »

i would like to blame naryar for rusing my plans for a lw poker and ty4er for my plans for a hw hammer 
i'm still confused as why ty4er put the weaker extender to hold the weapon motor, added the sickles, and didn't check to see if we could actually fit weapons without moving the battery 
matches should rather even other than the LW one which i think will go to redace's team unless ghetto pinner 6,000,000 manages to break off blackjack's weapons

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General Support / Re: Saved bots don't appear in the Robot Designs folder

« on: July 18, 2015, 03:24:40 PM »

Check if you are showing hidden files and if the folder is read-only

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Tournament Archives / Re: Mary Todd Lincoln [Live] Tournament

« on: July 17, 2015, 08:07:31 PM »

shut up you nerd dorks

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Tournament Archives / Re: Mary Todd Lincoln [Live] Tournament

« on: July 17, 2015, 03:15:54 PM »

If I enter, it will only be rigged if 090901 plays my bots

Yes, I will drive your bot into the drop zone and leave it there pal

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Tournament Archives / Re: BTTB V - Splash, Brackets & Videos

« on: July 17, 2015, 02:50:58 PM »

what .py are you using for my bot?

Just omni. Want to change?

Yeah if you don't mind, popup.py with a nochassistime of 5

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Tournament Archives / Re: Mary Todd Lincoln [Live] Tournament

« on: July 17, 2015, 10:51:16 AM »

INB4 someone says 'Rigged.'

dude i'm going to RIG this tourney and drive you INTO THE PIT!!!!!!!!

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Tournament Archives / Re: BTTB V - Splash, Brackets & Videos

« on: July 17, 2015, 10:43:36 AM »

what .py are you using for my bot? also screwed if ty4er wins over somebody thanks brackets

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General Support / Re: Need help with getting multiplayer to work...

« on: July 16, 2015, 08:38:51 PM »

Can you take some screenshots of what is going on in RA2? (You can take screenshots in RA2 by pressing F11).

If you can't get it working over LAN you could always try using gameranger.
If you need help setting up RA2 over gameranger just ask me.

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Tournament Archives / Re: BTTB V - Splash, Brackets & Videos

« on: July 15, 2015, 12:35:42 PM »

that havok kill on clown breath tho

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Tournament Archives / Re: BTTB V - Splash, Brackets & Videos

« on: July 15, 2015, 12:14:21 PM »

Noooooo I don't want to fight one of the only HSs in the tourney. Even if I beat it I think I will get rekt by Geice's bot

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Tournament Archives / Re: BTTB V - Splash, Brackets & Videos

« on: July 15, 2015, 02:27:39 AM »

Could have done with some airtanks, Ounce :P

I've tried making downward pokers using that glitch and really doesn't work all that well as the pistons have no force behind them

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Tournament Archives / Re: BTTB V - Splash, Brackets & Videos

« on: July 14, 2015, 10:26:11 PM »

What about your BTTB 3 bot? :P

Also I've filmed most of R1 now. I will progress with the tourney tomorrow regardless of the final 2 submissions.

Scrap 

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Tournament Archives / Re: BTTB V - Splash, Brackets & Videos

« on: July 14, 2015, 05:01:02 PM »

Atomic Wedgie (RedAce) - One of the cleanest/best built bots here, should do really well
Bloody Massacre (Mystic2000) - one word: BADA$$
Clown Breath (Badnik96) - teh ghey, could do well but IIRC bad said it had plastic 
Crush? (Somebody) - I'm confused....the chassis doesn't work with the bot at all, don't see it doing that well.
Cube Crusher (Thrackerzod) - It's a popup, it all depends on the wedge really with the lack of HS
Cutting Cold (G.K.) - Prob won't due as well as the other popups just because of the lack of weaponry, but really will come down to the wedge
egapmaR (ty4er) - BUMBLEBEE!!!!!!
Extra Mouldy Cheese :D (Naryar) - well, i'm going to assume extra moudly means extra sloppy? 
Heeellie Razer (Geice) - It's probably the most true to original bot here, dark horse right here.
I EVOLVED (Reier) -  love it 
Magnificent Mandrill (The Ounce) - It's like Veteran Destroyer but with a piston instead of a hammer, honestly don't see it doing well at all with how many popups there is.
Mechanized Warfare (Virus Bomb) - 
Shaver BX or whatever it is (Kill343gs) - one of the cooler bots here
Sidewinder Supreme (MassimoV) - I don't like how the razors are placed, nor do I like the fact Massimo made a popup instead of a hammer 
Spinny Dinny (Sage) - YES
Swamp Ogre (Bubbleman) - If the wedges don't suck I feel like this could be one of the contenders to win this thing.
TEH CLAW OF DOOM!!!!! (090901) - Thankfully there isn't many HS, which means I actually stand a chance 
Tempest of Nematodes (Martymidget) - le popup face
This Way Please (Squirrel_Monkey) - le popup face v2
Tribute to Tribute to Tribute to Mayhem (Mr. AS) - This thing spooks me, because I think if it gets under anybody,
Ultra Murder Pain Bot (Wacky Bob) - I guess it sort of different for a popup here.
VALVe (Pwnator) - its spooky

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Real Robotics Discussion / Re: BattleBots 2015 Discussion

« on: July 14, 2015, 10:04:53 AM »

That Molly is blonde

She's not that bad. Ray from Tombstone is, though.

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Discussion / Re: Iron Whispers - A Chinese Whispers experiment.

« on: July 14, 2015, 09:23:18 AM »

me

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Stock Showcases / Re: Naryar's Stock Stuff

« on: July 13, 2015, 02:51:34 PM »

flip the snappers around so the wedges are wider

worrying about that third wheel, i feel that a gutripper could rip it off in seconds.

dude losing your 3rd wheel is the least of the worries you will have if a gutrippre gets under you

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Chatterbox / Re: Jokes

« on: July 13, 2015, 10:49:28 AM »

This may be one of the most messed up posts in this thread.

Here's 50 Jokes I got off of Reddit.

1_What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a **** when my computer crashes.

2_My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

3_What do you call a five year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor.

4_Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

5_What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

6_What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

8_How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave.

9_How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

10_How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

11_Why do Mexicans never have Sex Ed. and Driver's Ed. on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break at some point.

12_Feminism

13_So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back… Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

14_Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It's their kids who cause all the trouble.

15_How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

16_What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.

17_So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster… Now it doesn't work.

18_How do you kill a redneck? Wait 'till he ****s his sister then cut the brakes on his house.

19_What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

20_What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already done told her twice.

21_How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool? Flip it upside-down.

22_Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free.

23_What happened when the jew walked into the wall with a hard-on? He broke his nose.

24_How long does it take for a black woman to take a sh**? Nine months.

25_How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altarboy.

26_What do you call 40 mexicans buried up to their neck in sand? A spicket fence.

27_How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and bitch.

28_Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 Mexicans died.

29_What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile.

30_What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the First Period.

31_How do you swat 200 flies at one time? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

32_What is a redneck virgin? A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

33_How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

34_Girls are like blackjack… I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14.

35_Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up.

36_Did you hear the Score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

37_How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

38_What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage.

39_A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice.

40_What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a sh** if I lost 6 million dollars.

41_How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

42_Whats the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin? Zimmerman knew how to dodge a bullet.

43_One time I ****ed this chick so hard, she almost came back to life

44_I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean,I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone.

45_What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber.

46_What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.

47_Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

48_What's the difference between cancer and Black people? Cancer got Jobs.

49_What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common? They both had a downey jr inside of them.

50_What's a word that white people can call white people, but black people can't call black people? Dad.

lmao

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Tournament Archives / Re: Beetle Bashers 3 - SBV

« on: July 13, 2015, 02:38:51 AM »

me vs the other pokers

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General Support / Re: Attachment Issue

« on: July 12, 2015, 03:05:04 PM »

Everybody has this issue as RA2 doesn't really like to be alt+tabbed out of , IIRC if you use the Pause/Break button and go from the bot lab to the test lab and back to the bot lab and the hit the Pause/Break key again it should allow you to attach things again.

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DSL TC Showcases / Re: 090901's DSL showcase.

« on: July 11, 2015, 01:54:10 PM »

2nd place is good enough   

normies just don't understand