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2081
« on: January 05, 2012, 01:32:11 PM »
I suck at portal ;__;
You obviously haven't thought enough with portals then.
2083
« on: January 05, 2012, 12:39:48 AM »
*plays this for a about an hour*
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE.
2084
« on: January 05, 2012, 12:34:09 AM »
Enigma you are not a convicted sex offender stop saying you are one.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME DAMMIT.
2085
« on: January 04, 2012, 06:59:14 PM »
Yaaay got it to install. :D
2086
« on: January 04, 2012, 06:58:14 PM »
Yes yes yes imma enter.
2087
« on: January 04, 2012, 05:55:22 PM »
Never mind. Found a good mediafire link with all it's expansion packs and such.
Downloading now..
Edit: specifically it comes with wacky worlds and time twisters.
2088
« on: January 04, 2012, 05:46:28 PM »
Someone PM a rar or zip file of this game i wanna get in on this..
2089
« on: January 04, 2012, 04:54:38 PM »
Whelp, I got burned and lost for BS reasons in the last 2 brackets, so for the super heavyweights it's either go big or go home.. also: SHW vids plz.
2090
« on: January 04, 2012, 02:35:39 PM »
Now for something completely different...
I'm gonna rewrite and finish that DSL building tutorial, so we have a thread to send unskilled builders to.
I think i might wanna read up on that. :P
2091
« on: January 04, 2012, 11:31:41 AM »
Dude your a ****ing pussy enigma you should slapped that sh** and said she wad wasted and didn't remember sh**=perfect plan
i know, i'm a candy-ass. :P if i was black i would have gotten soooooooo much pussy by now.
2092
« on: January 04, 2012, 11:25:46 AM »
Yo, back from school and still wearing my labcoat. 'Cuz it's cool.
Also this afternoon, we centrifugated a mix of red blood cells and salt. We had 11 test tubes to test in the centrifuge, and the teacher said we needed another one filled with water on the twelvth hole cause the centrifuge needed to be balanced else it'll wobble (think HS building)
I suddenly realized I was using ballasts.
you must have felt so violated.
2093
« on: January 04, 2012, 10:47:08 AM »
hey sergebot wtf happened to everyone's avatars on the wiki ?
2094
« on: January 04, 2012, 10:39:28 AM »
2095
« on: January 04, 2012, 10:29:23 AM »
hmm, i'd imagine it'd be something with you computer since mad's thing opens fine on mine.
2096
« on: January 04, 2012, 10:07:19 AM »
what file were you downloading specifically ?
2097
« on: January 04, 2012, 09:35:31 AM »
ok kids gather round, cause uncle enigma's gonna tell you a story that like just happened..
so i'm at this party at my friends house, bunch of my friends there. My girlfriend didn't want to come cause parties are too mainstream to her. (she's about as social as i am)
So one of the bro's there provided booze, i provided music, was a fun time. A girl who's like best friends with my girlfriend's there, she's also been third-wheeling it with me and my girlfriend.. (she's 15)
she comes over to talk to me, i'm on my third round of sammy adams.. kinda buzzed
>this can't go well.jpg
we start to talk, she says she doesn't like metal, (most of my friends do that's why provided teh tunes) i tell her to dealwithit
>she says i'm an ass but that's why she thinks i'm cool
>i make the mistake of giving her a beer
>now she's wasted (obviously never drank before)
she starts to talk about sex n shit and how guys jack off
so uncomfortable.jpg
she really shitfaced now, starts to tell me how she's had a crush on me for about a year now.
>i'm feeling threat level red amounts of uncomfortableness now
>she starts rubbing my leg
>shewantsmydick.jpg
>i don't back away because i'm a candy-ass pussy
>i tell her i have to go to the bathroom.
luckily the bathroom has a window.
i don't give a fuck how high it is, i jump.
>it's only a few feet
>everything went better than expected
I run to my car and leave
hopefully she'll be too drunk to remember anything..
true story bros.
A daring window escape... from a girl ? Seriously, man ? Why didn't you hit it ?
oh damn wait i just forgot you're both underage, and in america. Unless you don't care.
...because i have a girlfriend ? and i'm not underage but she is. in oklahoma it's legal to have sex at 16.
2098
« on: January 03, 2012, 11:52:59 PM »
ok kids gather round, cause uncle enigma's gonna tell you a story that like just happened..
so i'm at this party at my friends house, bunch of my friends there. My girlfriend didn't want to come cause parties are too mainstream to her. (she's about as social as i am)
So one of the bro's there provided booze, i provided music, was a fun time. A girl who's like best friends with my girlfriend's there, she's also been third-wheeling it with me and my girlfriend.. (she's 15)
she comes over to talk to me, i'm on my third round of sammy adams.. kinda buzzed
>this can't go well.jpg
we start to talk, she says she doesn't like metal, (most of my friends do that's why provided teh tunes) i tell her to dealwithit
>she says i'm an ass but that's why she thinks i'm cool
>i make the mistake of giving her a beer
>now she's wasted (obviously never drank before)
she starts to talk about sex n shit and how guys jack off
so uncomfortable.jpg
she really shitfaced now, starts to tell me how she's had a crush on me for about a year now.
>i'm feeling threat level red amounts of uncomfortableness now
>she starts rubbing my leg
>shewantsmydick.jpg
>i don't back away because i'm a candy-ass pussy
>i tell her i have to go to the bathroom.
luckily the bathroom has a window.
i don't give a fuck how high it is, i jump.
>it's only a few feet
>everything went better than expected
I run to my car and leave
hopefully she'll be too drunk to remember anything..
true story bros.
2099
« on: January 03, 2012, 08:31:08 PM »
hey mad, nerdbomb's trolling. :P
2100
« on: January 03, 2012, 05:10:36 PM »
Y U NO UPLOAD MY MATCH ?!??!?
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