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« on: January 18, 2012, 07:01:05 PM »[2:23:34 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: MPRI
[2:25:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO WHAT UP IM WILL SMITH
[2:25:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO ONE DAY I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND I TRIED TO TAKE A BIG sh**
[2:26:10 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT THEN MY ASS WAS REALLY TIGHT SO ONLY A BIT OF sh** CAME OUT
[2:26:18 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND IT LEFT A sh** TRAIL ON THE SIDE OF THE BOWL
[2:26:19 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: ok
[2:26:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE sh** TRAIL WAS SO THICK EVEN WHEN YOU FLUSHED THE TOILET IT STAYED ON
[2:26:32 PM] octagon man: sexy time
[2:26:38 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN CARLTON CAME IN THE BATHROOM
[2:26:43 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE TOOK A REALLY BIG sh**
[2:26:50 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT THIS TIME HIS CAME OUT ALL THE WAY
[2:26:54 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: carlton farted
[2:26:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND BEFORE LONG HIS HEAD WAS STUCK IN THE ROOF
[2:27:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I SAID YO CARLTON YOU SHOULDNT BE UP THERE
[2:27:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE SAID HE COULDNT HELP IT BECAUSE THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF sh** COMING OUT OF HIS ASS FORCED HIM UP THERE!
[2:27:41 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY I WENT OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND WENT INTO THE KITCHEN
[2:27:51 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE BUTLER GUY WAS CHOPPING ONIONS
[2:27:57 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I SAID YOOOOO
[2:28:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WHAT YOU DOING GEOFFRY
[2:28:09 PM] octagon man: amazing story
[2:28:12 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE SAID OH NOTHING MASTER WILL
[2:28:17 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: IM JUST CHOPPING ONIONS
[2:28:28 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP A KNIFE AND THREW IT AT HIS FACE
[2:28:34 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HIS EYEBALL FELL OUT!
[2:28:40 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP HIS EYEBALL
[2:28:45 PM] doublestrand: I did not notice there was another pony thread debate :I
[2:28:48 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I USED IT IN A GAME OF SNOOKER
[2:28:50 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I WON
[2:29:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: NYEGH WHERE DID YOU GET THAT EYEBALL SNOOKER CUE
[2:29:13 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WAS LIKE UUUUH IT WAS STUCK UP YOUR ASS
[2:29:19 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE LOOKED UP HIS ASS
[2:29:23 PM] octagon man: damn
[2:29:27 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND BY CHANCE HE FOUND ONE JUST LIKE IT!
[2:29:31 PM] octagon man: ha ha
[2:29:35 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: aaa
[2:29:45 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE PULLED IT OUT AND THEN CARLTON CAME DOWNSTAIRS
[2:29:50 PM] octagon man: hehe
[2:29:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT CARLTON DIDN'T WIPE HIS ASS
[2:30:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THE sh** WAS BEGINNING TO FLAKE AROUND HIS BUTT CHEEKS
[2:30:04 PM] octagon man: ur slow
[2:30:04 PM | Removed 2:30:39 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: This message has been removed.
[2:30:22 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE CAME DOWNSTAIRS AND SAID YO WE RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER
[2:30:26 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT ACCIDENTALY
[2:30:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: fat
[2:30:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: MY ASS LOOSENED UP
[2:30:37 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP IN MY PANT
[2:30:49 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: UNCLE PHIL SAID WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL AND THE ROOM BEGAN TO FLOOD WITH sh**
[2:30:55 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: MY ASS WAS REALLY loose
[2:30:57 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I RAN INTO THE GARDEN
[2:31:05 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HILARY WAS PLAYING SWINGBALL WITH HER TOP OFF
[2:31:27 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WENT UP TO HER AND SMASHED HER SO HARD ACROSS THE FACE THAT HER HEAD GOT SHOVED UP HER ASS AND CAME OUT OF HER VAGINA
[2:31:39 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SHE SCREAMED IN PAIN BUT I SAID ONE MOMENT PLEASE
[2:31:59 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I WENT INSIDE AND GEOFFREY HAD PUT THE EYE FROM UNCLE PHIL'S ASS IN HIS EYEBALL
[2:32:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY SHALL I CONTINUE OR IS THIS STORY BORING YOU?
[2:32:33 PM] octagon man: continu
[2:32:53 PM] Skittrox220: Penis.
[2:32:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: OK SO IT'S NIGHT TIME OVER HERE IN BEL AIR AND EVERYONES ASLEEP BUT THEN WE ALL WOKE UP
[2:32:58 PM] octagon man: wait
[2:32:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND WE LOOKED OUTSIDE
[2:33:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
[2:33:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: 9/11 HAPPENED
[2:33:11 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO WE ALL HUDDLED AROUND THE TV
[2:33:24 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND WE LOOKED AND SAW THAT THE PLANE HAD A MASSIVE ASS CRACK DRAWN ON IT
[2:33:28 PM] *** POWDERED TOAST MAN has changed the conversation topic to "MY ASS WAS REALLY TIGHT" ***
[2:33:29 PM] octagon man: bich i am ninja
[2:33:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN JAZZY JEFF CAME IN OUR HOUSE
[2:33:39 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE WAS ALL LIKE
[2:33:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO WHAT UP
[2:33:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: I'M JAZZY
[2:33:46 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I'M JEFFT
[2:33:47 PM] octagon man: hehe
[2:33:52 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: COMING BACK ON THE MIC
[2:34:04 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ON THE ONE'S AND TWO'S AND THREE'S AND FOUR'S AND FIVE'S AND SIX'S
[2:34:06 PM] octagon man: /thred
[2:34:07 PM] octagon man: fuu
[2:34:25 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I TOOK THE EYEBALL OUT OF THE BUTLER'S FACE AND I THREW IT AT JAZZY JEFF AND HE CAUGHT IT
[2:34:31 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE CRUSHED IT WITH HIS BEAR HANDS!
[2:34:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THEN I WENT UPSTAIRS TO VIVIAN'S ROOM
[2:34:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SHE WAS WATCHING SOME GAY PORN OR SOMETHING
[2:34:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I SAID YOOOOOOO
[2:35:02 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WHAT YOU ****IN' DOING IN THERE
[2:35:07 PM] octagon man: but his ass was tight
[2:35:10 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I BROKE DOWN THE DOOR WITH MY ASS CHEEKS
[2:35:24 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I NEEDED ANOTHER sh** REALLY BAD
[2:35:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WENT TO THE BATHROOM
[2:35:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE LITTLE sh** TRAIL WAS STILL THERE
[2:35:40 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: here we go again
[2:35:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WASHED MY FACE
[2:35:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN HILARY CAME IN
[2:35:55 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SHE SAID
[2:36:00 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: I NEED A SHOWER NOW WILL
[2:36:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP THE SHOWERHEAD AND SAID
[2:36:09 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: was her ass tight
[2:36:12 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO HERE'S YOUR SHOWER BITCH
[2:36:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I THREW THE SHOWERHEAD AT HER FACE AND HER FACE EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PEICES!
[2:36:37 PM] doublestrand: thats it I'm going on busy to many beeps :I
[2:36:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN I SAT DOWN TO TAKE A sh**
[2:36:49 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: too_many_toasters.jpeg
[2:36:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT MY ASS WAS STILL EXTREMELY TIGHT SO IT WAS REALLY PAINFUL
[2:37:11 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SO I WAS THERE FOR 4 HOURS WRIGGLING AROUND LIKE I WAS IN SOME KINDA LMFAO VIDEO
[2:37:12 PM] octagon man: yea
[2:37:18 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN UNCLE PHIL BURST IN THE DOOR ALL LIKE
[2:37:23 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AAAAAAGH MOTHERLAAAAAND
[2:37:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah
[2:37:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP THE TOILET BOWL
[2:37:35 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WITH ALL MY sh** IN IT
[2:37:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I THREW IT AT HIS FAT ****ING GREASY FACE
[2:37:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE CAUGHT IT
[2:37:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE DROPPED IT ON HIS TOES
[2:38:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND COMPLETELY OBLITERATED HIS FEET!
[2:38:04 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY, SHOULD I CONTINUE?
[2:40:00 PM] octagon man: yes
[2:40:15 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: NO YOU CONTINUE THE STORY NOW
[2:40:16 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: FAGGOT
[2:40:21 PM] octagon man: OK
[2:40:24 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: then
[2:40:33 PM] octagon man: SO I WALKED IN AND I WAS LIKE HOLY JESUS ITS JESUS
[2:40:43 PM] octagon man: BUT THEN I REALISED IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON
[2:40:48 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: THEN HE WAS JIZZING ON GAY LUIGI
[2:40:50 PM] octagon man: SO I TRIED TO RAPE HIM
[2:41:06 PM] octagon man: BUT THEN HE ASPLODED BECAUSE HIS ASS WAS TOO TIGHT
[2:41:15 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I WAS LIKE WOAH HE HAD ONE TIGHT ASS
[2:41:24 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I WENT TO THE ZOO ON MARS
[2:41:33 PM] octagon man: AND THOSE ANIMALS HAD SOME TIGHT ASSES
[2:41:49 PM] octagon man: SO I WENT TO THE TOILET AND TRIED TO TAKE A sh**
[2:41:52 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: AND THEN ALL THE GIRAFFES FARTED OUT OF THIER TIGHT ASSES
[2:41:53 PM] *** FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=- has changed the conversation topic to "TIGHT ASS" ***
[2:41:54 PM] octagon man: SO I COULDNT
[2:42:03 PM] *** POWDERED TOAST MAN has changed the conversation topic to "CANDY ASS" ***
[2:42:09 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I ASKED MY FRIEND TO sh** FOR ME
[2:42:11 PM] octagon man: AND HE DID
[2:42:21 PM] octagon man: AND THEN I THREW HIS sh** RIGHT AT HIM
[2:42:23 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: SO I WAS LIKE WHERE DA HOS AT
[2:42:34 PM] octagon man: AND HE DISTRFDGTSGINTERGRATED
[2:42:42 PM] octagon man: AND WENT BACK TO MEXICO
[2:42:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE JUMPED OVER THE ****IN' BORDER
[2:43:00 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: WHERE WE KILLED SANTA CLAUSE
[2:43:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN UNCLE PHIL CAME IN
[2:43:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE DIDN'T JUMP THE BORDER
[2:43:17 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: HE JUST WALKED RIGHT THROUGH IT BECAUSE HE'S A ****ING FAT PRICK
[2:43:30 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE SAID WILL WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT TIGHT ASSES ON MARS
[2:43:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I SAID BUT DAD YOU KNOW IT'S MY THING
[2:43:41 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: THEN I \\\\\\\\\
[2:43:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AT THAT
[2:43:48 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE EXPLODED
[2:44:03 PM] *** SOTG has left ***
[2:44:08 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND ALL OF HIS CHUBBY TUBBY GREASY STICKY STINKY ****IN' sh**TY FAT-ASS ****ER FAT WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE
[2:44:09 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN
[2:44:14 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: A MODERN DAY DISASTER HAPPENED
[2:44:16 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SCOURGE LEFT
[2:44:21 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND NOBODY CARED
[2:44:25 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN JESUS SAID
[2:44:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: owell
[2:44:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: EVERYONE SHOULD CARE BECAUSE IT'S ****IN' SCOURGE
[2:44:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SO I GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AT THAT
[2:44:45 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND MY ASS BECAME SO TIGHT
[2:44:50 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: SHE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF A TIGHT ASS
[2:44:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THAT IT BEGAN IMPLODING ON ITSELF
[2:45:05 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN MY ASS TURNED INTO A BLACK HOLE
[2:45:20 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND UNCLE PHIL SAID WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL BUT THEN HE WAS SUCKED IN BY THE BLACK HOLE IN MY ASS
[2:45:26 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN I GOT SUCKED IN
[2:45:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: AND SUCKED ALL THE OTHER TIGHT ASSES IN
[2:45:33 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN EVERYTHING GOT SUCKED IN AS WELL
[2:45:40 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN EVERYTHING JUST EXPLODED!
[2:45:41 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THE END
olol, is this on AIMZ ? if so i just might have to get an account and add u guise.