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2001
« on: January 23, 2012, 01:00:14 AM »
That feel when you have to stay up later than two in the morning doing homework.
2002
« on: January 22, 2012, 09:14:22 PM »
@ipodluigi505
Tornado never cheated. Using webs has always been legal here in the US. If it isn't in the UK it's because you're all communists who hate freedom.
This was the only decent razer fight because razer overall sucks.
PisssssedOn 5 months ago
@PisssssedOn Obviously Razer doesn't suck that badly... They were World and Domestic champions as well as, as ryhorn100 said, winners of the Best Design Award three times.
That wasn't a web, it was a cage. If it had been used since the beginning, then no one would consider it cheating. But because it was only used for the Razer battle, it is cheating. ^_^
RandomRabbit2OO7 5 months ago
@PisssssedOn ......That is the funniest message EVER. You idiot! Do you know what communism is?
ipodluigi505 5 months ago
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@PisssssedOn i agree with tornado not cheating and razer being"suckish" and im from USA but whats with the communism.
RobotWarsToyMaker 5 months ago
@PisssssedOn slightly retarded comment , what has this got to do with communism? or do you not know what it actually is
danielpullen 5 months ago
trololololololol.
2003
« on: January 22, 2012, 07:36:15 PM »
...this thread is for favourite bands, not bands that you like 2 or 3 of their songs (like I suspect some of the lists here are :P).
While I'm in no position to dictate your favourites, I find it hard to believe that anyone can have ~50 "favourite" bands (or favourite anything for that matter).
On-topic: adding Truckfighters to my list.
From all the band's I listed I have two or more albums by them.
2004
« on: January 22, 2012, 03:19:05 PM »
Better make a erpdated list:
Alice in Chains
Anthrax
Autopsy
Bob Dylan
Burzum
Cannibal Corpse
Dark Angel
Darkthrone
Death
Death Angel
Def Leppard
Destruction
Entombed
Exodus
Flostam & Jetsam
Foo Fighters
(early) Green Day
Havok
Hirax
Iron Maiden
Journey
Kreator
Marduk
Megadeth
Metallica
Ministry
Morbid Angel
Motorhead
Municipal Waste
Muse
Nuclear Assault
Overkill
Pearl Jam
Pink Floyd
Possessed
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rush
Sadus
Saxon
Slayer
Sodom
Soundgarden
Suicidal Tendencies
Tenacious D
Testament
Tool
Tygers of Pan-Tang
Vader
Van Halen
Venom
Voltaire
Warbringer
2005
« on: January 22, 2012, 12:47:50 AM »
Oh that's nice.
2006
« on: January 21, 2012, 11:44:09 PM »
playing morrowind..
2007
« on: January 21, 2012, 08:57:36 PM »
that feel when i'm in a diner and accidentally walk into the wimminz restrooms and noone seems to notice or care because i have long hair.
2008
« on: January 20, 2012, 07:33:41 PM »
 *sigh* tomorrow's me mum's birthday.. ever since she died that day's always been the the bane to my existence. I basically become a mix between a sociopath and someone with OCD and stay in my room the entire time making no human contact. OCD because i have to clean my room...multiple times.. so yeah, feels bad man i know it's something deep-rooted, but i don't want to go to a shrink because the last time i went to one he said that being in my condition that i'm a sociopath and have no compassion for humanity and that it'd be best to just let me go.. I was 14 at the time.
2009
« on: January 20, 2012, 06:42:39 PM »
i swear i have the most shite car in the world.
I have a 1970 honda civic that's beaten the **** up, with dents and rust covering up most of the black paint job. It has no air conditioning, i bought it for about $50 because the guy i wanted it from was basically offering it for free but i got him to install a stereo system so i can listen to metal and sh**. If any of y'all have a crappier rustbucket than that then you win a cookie.
2010
« on: January 20, 2012, 06:29:07 PM »
no, dude really just make a showcase.
2011
« on: January 20, 2012, 04:54:18 PM »
I can't ride a bike.
pff, that's how i got around until i turned sixteen. :P Hell even when i had my learner's permit i just rode my bike because my dad's the bitchiest backseat driver in the universe..
2012
« on: January 19, 2012, 11:44:44 PM »
this is why i use mediafire
2013
« on: January 19, 2012, 04:08:23 PM »
VB or Enigma to win
bracket wedge = greatest thing evar
especially when it's upside down
inorite
2015
« on: January 19, 2012, 03:48:45 PM »
VB or Enigma to win
bracket wedge = greatest thing evar
2016
« on: January 19, 2012, 01:18:10 AM »
2017
« on: January 18, 2012, 07:21:54 PM »
TP  alright my name on there is uncle_slamm so add me you cock monglers..
2018
« on: January 18, 2012, 07:14:13 PM »
DP
downloadin right now..
none of you faggots are gonna see my face tho, i'll only text chat and do phonecalls so you kids can hear mah sexy voice..
2019
« on: January 18, 2012, 07:06:14 PM »
[2:23:34 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: MPRI
[2:25:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO WHAT UP IM WILL SMITH
[2:25:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO ONE DAY I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND I TRIED TO TAKE A BIG sh**
[2:26:10 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT THEN MY ASS WAS REALLY TIGHT SO ONLY A BIT OF sh** CAME OUT
[2:26:18 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND IT LEFT A sh** TRAIL ON THE SIDE OF THE BOWL
[2:26:19 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: ok
[2:26:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE sh** TRAIL WAS SO THICK EVEN WHEN YOU FLUSHED THE TOILET IT STAYED ON
[2:26:32 PM] octagon man: sexy time
[2:26:38 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN CARLTON CAME IN THE BATHROOM
[2:26:43 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE TOOK A REALLY BIG sh**
[2:26:50 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT THIS TIME HIS CAME OUT ALL THE WAY
[2:26:54 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: carlton farted
[2:26:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND BEFORE LONG HIS HEAD WAS STUCK IN THE ROOF
[2:27:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I SAID YO CARLTON YOU SHOULDNT BE UP THERE
[2:27:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE SAID HE COULDNT HELP IT BECAUSE THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF sh** COMING OUT OF HIS ASS FORCED HIM UP THERE!
[2:27:41 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY I WENT OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND WENT INTO THE KITCHEN
[2:27:51 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE BUTLER GUY WAS CHOPPING ONIONS
[2:27:57 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I SAID YOOOOO
[2:28:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WHAT YOU DOING GEOFFRY
[2:28:09 PM] octagon man: amazing story
[2:28:12 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE SAID OH NOTHING MASTER WILL
[2:28:17 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: IM JUST CHOPPING ONIONS
[2:28:28 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP A KNIFE AND THREW IT AT HIS FACE
[2:28:34 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HIS EYEBALL FELL OUT!
[2:28:40 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP HIS EYEBALL
[2:28:45 PM] doublestrand: I did not notice there was another pony thread debate :I
[2:28:48 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I USED IT IN A GAME OF SNOOKER
[2:28:50 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I WON
[2:29:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: NYEGH WHERE DID YOU GET THAT EYEBALL SNOOKER CUE
[2:29:13 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WAS LIKE UUUUH IT WAS STUCK UP YOUR ASS
[2:29:19 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE LOOKED UP HIS ASS
[2:29:23 PM] octagon man: damn
[2:29:27 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND BY CHANCE HE FOUND ONE JUST LIKE IT!
[2:29:31 PM] octagon man: ha ha
[2:29:35 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: aaa
[2:29:45 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE PULLED IT OUT AND THEN CARLTON CAME DOWNSTAIRS
[2:29:50 PM] octagon man: hehe
[2:29:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT CARLTON DIDN'T WIPE HIS ASS
[2:30:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THE sh** WAS BEGINNING TO FLAKE AROUND HIS BUTT CHEEKS
[2:30:04 PM] octagon man: ur slow
[2:30:04 PM | Removed 2:30:39 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: This message has been removed.
[2:30:22 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE CAME DOWNSTAIRS AND SAID YO WE RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER
[2:30:26 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT ACCIDENTALY
[2:30:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: fat
[2:30:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: MY ASS LOOSENED UP
[2:30:37 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP IN MY PANT
[2:30:49 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: UNCLE PHIL SAID WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL AND THE ROOM BEGAN TO FLOOD WITH sh**
[2:30:55 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: MY ASS WAS REALLY loose
[2:30:57 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I RAN INTO THE GARDEN
[2:31:05 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HILARY WAS PLAYING SWINGBALL WITH HER TOP OFF
[2:31:27 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WENT UP TO HER AND SMASHED HER SO HARD ACROSS THE FACE THAT HER HEAD GOT SHOVED UP HER ASS AND CAME OUT OF HER VAGINA
[2:31:39 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SHE SCREAMED IN PAIN BUT I SAID ONE MOMENT PLEASE
[2:31:59 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I WENT INSIDE AND GEOFFREY HAD PUT THE EYE FROM UNCLE PHIL'S ASS IN HIS EYEBALL
[2:32:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY SHALL I CONTINUE OR IS THIS STORY BORING YOU?
[2:32:33 PM] octagon man: continu
[2:32:53 PM] Skittrox220: Penis.
[2:32:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: OK SO IT'S NIGHT TIME OVER HERE IN BEL AIR AND EVERYONES ASLEEP BUT THEN WE ALL WOKE UP
[2:32:58 PM] octagon man: wait
[2:32:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND WE LOOKED OUTSIDE
[2:33:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
[2:33:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: 9/11 HAPPENED
[2:33:11 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO WE ALL HUDDLED AROUND THE TV
[2:33:24 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND WE LOOKED AND SAW THAT THE PLANE HAD A MASSIVE ASS CRACK DRAWN ON IT
[2:33:28 PM] *** POWDERED TOAST MAN has changed the conversation topic to "MY ASS WAS REALLY TIGHT" ***
[2:33:29 PM] octagon man: bich i am ninja
[2:33:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN JAZZY JEFF CAME IN OUR HOUSE
[2:33:39 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE WAS ALL LIKE
[2:33:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO WHAT UP
[2:33:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: I'M JAZZY
[2:33:46 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I'M JEFFT
[2:33:47 PM] octagon man: hehe
[2:33:52 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: COMING BACK ON THE MIC
[2:34:04 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ON THE ONE'S AND TWO'S AND THREE'S AND FOUR'S AND FIVE'S AND SIX'S
[2:34:06 PM] octagon man: /thred
[2:34:07 PM] octagon man: fuu
[2:34:25 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I TOOK THE EYEBALL OUT OF THE BUTLER'S FACE AND I THREW IT AT JAZZY JEFF AND HE CAUGHT IT
[2:34:31 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE CRUSHED IT WITH HIS BEAR HANDS!
[2:34:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THEN I WENT UPSTAIRS TO VIVIAN'S ROOM
[2:34:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SHE WAS WATCHING SOME GAY PORN OR SOMETHING
[2:34:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I SAID YOOOOOOO
[2:35:02 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WHAT YOU ****IN' DOING IN THERE
[2:35:07 PM] octagon man: but his ass was tight
[2:35:10 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I BROKE DOWN THE DOOR WITH MY ASS CHEEKS
[2:35:24 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I NEEDED ANOTHER sh** REALLY BAD
[2:35:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WENT TO THE BATHROOM
[2:35:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE LITTLE sh** TRAIL WAS STILL THERE
[2:35:40 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: here we go again
[2:35:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WASHED MY FACE
[2:35:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN HILARY CAME IN
[2:35:55 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SHE SAID
[2:36:00 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: I NEED A SHOWER NOW WILL
[2:36:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP THE SHOWERHEAD AND SAID
[2:36:09 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: was her ass tight
[2:36:12 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO HERE'S YOUR SHOWER BITCH
[2:36:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I THREW THE SHOWERHEAD AT HER FACE AND HER FACE EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PEICES!
[2:36:37 PM] doublestrand: thats it I'm going on busy to many beeps :I
[2:36:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN I SAT DOWN TO TAKE A sh**
[2:36:49 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: too_many_toasters.jpeg
[2:36:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT MY ASS WAS STILL EXTREMELY TIGHT SO IT WAS REALLY PAINFUL
[2:37:11 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SO I WAS THERE FOR 4 HOURS WRIGGLING AROUND LIKE I WAS IN SOME KINDA LMFAO VIDEO
[2:37:12 PM] octagon man: yea
[2:37:18 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN UNCLE PHIL BURST IN THE DOOR ALL LIKE
[2:37:23 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AAAAAAGH MOTHERLAAAAAND
[2:37:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah
[2:37:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP THE TOILET BOWL
[2:37:35 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WITH ALL MY sh** IN IT
[2:37:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I THREW IT AT HIS FAT ****ING GREASY FACE
[2:37:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE CAUGHT IT
[2:37:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE DROPPED IT ON HIS TOES
[2:38:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND COMPLETELY OBLITERATED HIS FEET!
[2:38:04 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY, SHOULD I CONTINUE?
[2:40:00 PM] octagon man: yes
[2:40:15 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: NO YOU CONTINUE THE STORY NOW
[2:40:16 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: FAGGOT
[2:40:21 PM] octagon man: OK
[2:40:24 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: then
[2:40:33 PM] octagon man: SO I WALKED IN AND I WAS LIKE HOLY JESUS ITS JESUS
[2:40:43 PM] octagon man: BUT THEN I REALISED IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON
[2:40:48 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: THEN HE WAS JIZZING ON GAY LUIGI
[2:40:50 PM] octagon man: SO I TRIED TO RAPE HIM
[2:41:06 PM] octagon man: BUT THEN HE ASPLODED BECAUSE HIS ASS WAS TOO TIGHT
[2:41:15 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I WAS LIKE WOAH HE HAD ONE TIGHT ASS
[2:41:24 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I WENT TO THE ZOO ON MARS
[2:41:33 PM] octagon man: AND THOSE ANIMALS HAD SOME TIGHT ASSES
[2:41:49 PM] octagon man: SO I WENT TO THE TOILET AND TRIED TO TAKE A sh**
[2:41:52 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: AND THEN ALL THE GIRAFFES FARTED OUT OF THIER TIGHT ASSES
[2:41:53 PM] *** FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=- has changed the conversation topic to "TIGHT ASS" ***
[2:41:54 PM] octagon man: SO I COULDNT
[2:42:03 PM] *** POWDERED TOAST MAN has changed the conversation topic to "CANDY ASS" ***
[2:42:09 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I ASKED MY FRIEND TO sh** FOR ME
[2:42:11 PM] octagon man: AND HE DID
[2:42:21 PM] octagon man: AND THEN I THREW HIS sh** RIGHT AT HIM
[2:42:23 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: SO I WAS LIKE WHERE DA HOS AT
[2:42:34 PM] octagon man: AND HE DISTRFDGTSGINTERGRATED
[2:42:42 PM] octagon man: AND WENT BACK TO MEXICO
[2:42:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE JUMPED OVER THE ****IN' BORDER
[2:43:00 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: WHERE WE KILLED SANTA CLAUSE
[2:43:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN UNCLE PHIL CAME IN
[2:43:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE DIDN'T JUMP THE BORDER
[2:43:17 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: HE JUST WALKED RIGHT THROUGH IT BECAUSE HE'S A ****ING FAT PRICK
[2:43:30 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE SAID WILL WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT TIGHT ASSES ON MARS
[2:43:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I SAID BUT DAD YOU KNOW IT'S MY THING
[2:43:41 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: THEN I \\\\\\\\\
[2:43:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AT THAT
[2:43:48 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE EXPLODED
[2:44:03 PM] *** SOTG has left ***
[2:44:08 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND ALL OF HIS CHUBBY TUBBY GREASY STICKY STINKY ****IN' sh**TY FAT-ASS ****ER FAT WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE
[2:44:09 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN
[2:44:14 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: A MODERN DAY DISASTER HAPPENED
[2:44:16 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SCOURGE LEFT
[2:44:21 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND NOBODY CARED
[2:44:25 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN JESUS SAID
[2:44:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: owell
[2:44:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: EVERYONE SHOULD CARE BECAUSE IT'S ****IN' SCOURGE
[2:44:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SO I GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AT THAT
[2:44:45 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND MY ASS BECAME SO TIGHT
[2:44:50 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: SHE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF A TIGHT ASS
[2:44:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THAT IT BEGAN IMPLODING ON ITSELF
[2:45:05 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN MY ASS TURNED INTO A BLACK HOLE
[2:45:20 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND UNCLE PHIL SAID WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL BUT THEN HE WAS SUCKED IN BY THE BLACK HOLE IN MY ASS
[2:45:26 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN I GOT SUCKED IN
[2:45:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: AND SUCKED ALL THE OTHER TIGHT ASSES IN
[2:45:33 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN EVERYTHING GOT SUCKED IN AS WELL
[2:45:40 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN EVERYTHING JUST EXPLODED!
[2:45:41 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THE END
olol, is this on AIMZ ? if so i just might have to get an account and add u guise.
skype actually
I just might have to get a skype..
2020
« on: January 18, 2012, 07:03:31 PM »
I'mma do dis..
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