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« on: September 19, 2010, 03:03:09 PM »
that god forsaken country
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« on: September 18, 2010, 05:57:52 AM »
sh** turns me on
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« on: September 18, 2010, 05:37:19 AM »
It's a haiku, in fact
It reads "
She whispered to me
When she fell into my arms
Why did you shoot me?
"
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« on: September 07, 2010, 03:47:04 PM »
Ok so you have to vomit. Might as well puke like a man.
Put your feet about 1 foot apart. Put your hands on your waist and turn your arms out; take up as many space as possible: You don't want to end up like that little faggot that ended up on his knees bent over puking in a bush last week.
He got drunk drinking a mere 5 beers. Lightweight.
OK, back to puking already. Body language is the key. It is going to happen to you. Show people you don't give a flying ****. Tilt your head back a bit. Don't make the common mistake to lean over! It makes you look like you are surrendering to your antiperistaltic urges. You aren't. You own your puke. It's your puke and it is going to behave the way you ****ing want. OK, so now you have tilted your head back, put your lips as if you were about to give a kiss. Keep the opening as small as possible. Don't relax your lips! A lot of force is about to meet them and you want them to retain their position and shape, for the sake of adding a nice fountain effect.
Optional: Aim for annoying people.
OK, now let it go. It should be like a soccer throw in. Start a forward motion from your knees, then let your pelvis follow up, lower body, upper body, then as your vomit is about to reach breaking point, your neck and head. Let it go for ****'s sake. Spit it out. Look angry, yet relaxed.
Now it's out, whipe your mouth with the back of your hand, lick it off, swallow it, and walk away as if nothing happened. Congratulations! You can vomit like a man.
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« on: September 07, 2010, 03:29:05 PM »
I would like to thank my friends, family, and random strangers that supported me on the way to getting further than expected. Even when I lost all confidence into getting further than expected, they kept believing in me and pushed me into getting further than expected. I would like to thank Infogrames, of course, for inventing pole spikes and allowing me to make weird fingers out of it. I would like to thank myself for the ingenious idea of trapping myself using my own crappy wedges then hammering my extenders into oppontents weapons. I'd also like to thank 
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« on: June 02, 2010, 04:56:09 PM »
Just read through this thread, and what the **** have I become in a 4 month time span?
I sicken myself.
See you guys, I'm out.
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« on: June 02, 2010, 04:24:43 PM »
TO GET THE OUT OF YOUR ING CHAIR AND HAVE SOME SORT OF REAL LIFE, YOU FAT, ANTISOCIAL NERD.
Not as fun as you'd think it would be.
EDIT: I screwed up on this quote thing. Nevermind.
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« on: June 02, 2010, 04:14:25 PM »
Highscores are really important to some people, still no Virginia Tech though. He failed at failing.
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« on: June 02, 2010, 01:32:16 PM »
I bet a lot of moving gif splashes will spawn this month..
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« on: June 02, 2010, 12:32:00 PM »
he probbably does
Lol'd again
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« on: June 01, 2010, 03:49:03 PM »
 Choo choooo!
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« on: June 01, 2010, 03:43:25 PM »
Lol'd
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« on: June 01, 2010, 03:05:39 PM »
Ok **** it they're going at it again
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« on: June 01, 2010, 02:54:51 PM »
Ah well. They're shouting at eachother again. Back to peace
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« on: June 01, 2010, 02:49:43 PM »
Dress up like the pizza guy and join in.
I've seen that movie
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« on: June 01, 2010, 02:21:23 PM »
What do?
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« on: June 01, 2010, 01:32:25 PM »
This looks just like me
(Image removed from quote.)
What do you need that syringe for? There's a kitten behind you dying to be cheesed.
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« on: June 01, 2010, 09:54:30 AM »
Bosvelt? Wut? He was never worth < bovine buttock biscuits :) > for us. With the defense of 1998 and the midfield/attack of now (maybe + Bergkamp) we would rock the world. Think of it
----------------Kuyt
-Robben--Sneijder-Bergkamp-Van Persie
-------------Van Bommel
-Bogarde-F. de Boer--Stam--Reiziger
---------------vd Sar
Why Borgarde?
Cause nothing would creep Messi out like the fat nigger that Bogarde is.
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« on: May 31, 2010, 04:46:44 PM »
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« on: May 31, 2010, 04:14:07 PM »
Acams, I can't take you serious somehow since your avatar is not the felix the cat bad guy anymore
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