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« on: January 30, 2008, 12:08:06 AM »
Behemoth VS Bondi-Titch
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Behemoth
Booth 2: Bondi-Titch
3… 2… 1… ACTIVATE!
So, Behemoth is already flipping Bondi-Titch, and Bondi-Titch is invertible, which means it can run both ways up. Behemoth flips Bondi-Titch again, and this time, into a wall! Bondi-Titch is on its side! Behemoth comes in for the kill, and topples it out of the arena!
CEASE!
Bondi-Titch has used up all nine lives.
Behemoth goes through!
Cronos VS Scorpion Bite
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Cronos
Booth 2: Scorpion Bite
Scorpion Bite will use its Tornado Mer-Style Bar for this battle.
3…2…1… ACTIVATE!
So, Scorpion Bite revs its blade up to speed and hits Cronos. (CRASH!) OH! THAT RIPPED OFF THE SIDE PLATE! Scorpion Bite is revving up its lethal bar up to speed again… (WHAM!) OH!!! That hit sent Cronos flying into the wall! Now, Scorpion Bite is opening the pit, and it revs its blade up to its maximum speed, and hits Cronos once again! (SMASH!) OH MY MY MY!!! There goes another side plate!!! That’s the end of Cronos, I think. Scorpion Bite now pushes and down goes Cronos.
CEASE!
Cronos ends up in Tartarus again. :lol:
Scorpion Bite goes through!
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« on: January 30, 2008, 12:06:37 AM »
From Cambridgeshire, UK, and seeded 21, Behemoth!
Behemoth was beaten by Surgeon General real good last year, and the only thing they really fixed was the inside parts, not the outside armour, but they’ve still got an amazing flipping scoop and an axe as well. However, it falls in the pit too much!
From Southamptonshire, UK, Cronos!
Cronos is a massive robot, with a massive crusher as a weapon. However, it has no srimech!
From Orlando, Florida, Zeus!
Zeus is slow at 6 mph. It’s got a lifting arm for a weapon, and it’s also got a very nice 550RPM disc. The disc is slow, however.
From Greensboro, North Carolina, Evilution!
Evilution is a pretty fast robot with a massive linear acutated lifting arm, similar to Biohazard. However, it’s sometimes difficult to control and prone to breakdowns.
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Behemoth, Cronos
Booth 2: Zeus, Evilution
3…2…1… ACTIVATE!
So, here we go with Behemoth, all patched up, and bloody, picking up Zeus with its scoop, and toppling it onto the corner wall. Cronos is pursuing his son with the crusher! Behemoth is now pushing Zeus and (CRASH!) TOPPLING IT OVER AND OUT OF THE ARENA! Three robots remain. Evilution, is… well, not moving and Behemoth axes up Evilution, and Behemoth, again, comes in for the kill. (CRASH!) OH! It racks up another OOTA!
CEASE!
Behemoth and Cronos go through!
From Cardiff, UK, Orka Mk 4!
Orka was beaten in a judges’ decision last year by Leprosy Infection in a Round 2 Battle in Heat 28. It still sports that wicked bucket scoop and the small claw to grab hold of other opponents. However, the armour can be vulnerable.
From Sydney, Australia, Bondi-Titch!
Bondi-Titch replaced Sabertooth, because they couldn’t get it fixed in time. Bondi-Titch has a nasty axe and a disc cutter spinning at 1050RPM. It’s got a flammable petrol driven engine, though.
From Dorset, UK, Cataclysmic Variabot!
Cataclysmic Variabot got absolutely trashed by Scorpion last year! However, they have been rebuilt, and it has an axe for a weapon. It’s got little armour on, which brings the weight down, but it could have some nasty accidents if it comes in contact with an axe, crusher or a powerful spinning weapon.
From Warwickshire, UK, Scorpion Bite!
Scorpion Bite is a newcomer, but has some serious bite indeed! It has horizontal spinning weapons, all interchangable.
1. A 10kg Mechavore-Style Disc, spinning at 3000 RPM
2. A 13kg MOE-Style Spinner, also spinning at 3000 RPM
3. A 15kg Tornado Mer-Style bar, also spinning at 3000 RPM
However, the driver can be nervous at times.
Scorpion Bite will use its Mechavore-style disc for this battle.
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Orka Mk 4, Bondi-Titch
Booth 2: Cataclysmic Variabot, Scorpion Bite
3…2…1…ACTIVATE!
Immediately, Scorpion Bite is revving its deadly disc up to speed, and hits Cataclysmic Variabot (CRASH!) and RIPS A WHOLE SIDE OUT!!! OH! That’s got to be one of the best hits I’ve ever seen, in my life! (Besides Zidane’s head butt on Materazzi. :lol:) I think that Cataclysmic Variabot seems to be immobile after that single hit, and it is! Now, Orka moves into the action, (FLIP!) AND FLIPS BONDI-TITCH 10 FEET IN THE AIR! Bondi-Titch bounces and lands back on their wheels! Bondi-Titch attacks Cataclysmic Variabot now. Bondi-Titch is piercing the shell of Cataclysmic Variabot with the axe! Scorpion Bite now pushes the pit release button. Scorpion Bite attacks Orka now. (CRASH!!) OH!!!! That hit sent Orka flying into the pit!!! Of course, we know Cataclysmic Variabot is LONG gone, and Scorpion Bite pushes it into the pit using its rear wedge.
CEASE!
Bondi-Titch and Scorpion Bite go through!
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« on: December 22, 2007, 03:06:51 PM »
Heat A Final
Crushinator VS Axe-O-Lotl
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!
Booth 1: Crushinator
Booth 2: Axe-O-Lotl
3… 2… 1… ACTIVATE!
Crushinator zooms out like lightning, smashing into Axe-O-Lotl. Axe-O-Lotl's axe hits nothing but the arena floor! Crushinator pushes Axe-O-Lotl into the wall, but luckily it escapes just in time. Crushinator is on top so far, but if Axe-O-Lotl can hold on, how much will the battery last on Crushinator? Crushinator again slams Axe-O-Lotl onto the wall, but something has gone wrong! Crushinator is stuck on the angle grinders! Axe-O-Lotl now gets its axe into Crushinator's armour! (BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!) OH! Look at the holes made in the polycarbonate armour! (BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!) Look at that! Crushinator is in real trouble now. If that axe knocks the powerlink... (BANG!) well, which it just did... it's done for! Axe-O-Lotl pushes the pit button. The pit siren goes, and Axe-O-Lotl is no longer amused with this pile of scrap and does what any good gentleman does with his scraps: dumps it into the pit. :grin:
Crushinator is crushinated.
AXE-O-LOTL GOES THROUGH TO THE SERIES SEMI FINALS!!!
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« on: December 13, 2007, 07:42:13 PM »
Spinzroid VS Yikes VS X-Smasher VS UFO
Spinzroid had that 2600RPM FBS, and smashed into Yikes, and after just 3 hits they were DEAD! Then they attacked UFO and ripped out the flipper! They then removed the powerlink. So, X-Smasher and Spinzroid went through.
Flippa VS Topbot VS Double Trouble VS Super Gore: TD
Flippa flipped DT over, and Topbot bludgeoned the side and back of DT, and they were counted out. Topbot then got its disc removed by SG:TD! Super Gore then pressed the pit button and pitted Topbot and DT.
Spinzroid VS Flippa
Flippa didn’t last long. Flippa got tumbled and bashed and buckled by Spinzroid. Spinzroid smashed the pit button and slammed into Flippa so hard that they went clear OOTA! Spinzroid then drove into the pit. HA!
X-Smasher VS Super Gore: TD
OK, Super Gore’s disc got jammed into X-Smasher’s flipper at first and they couldn’t free themselves. Then, somehow, Super Gore got free, and ripped open the side panels! There were all the innards of X-Smasher, and Super Gore got to X-Smasher’s innards and completely trashed (!) it! Then they pressed the pit button and pitted the beaten machine. (or what was left of it)
FINAL
Spinzroid VS Super Gore: TD
Super Gore’s disc went up to full speed, and SMASHED into the side of Spinzroid, and that damage stopped the spinning! Spinzroid then thought of a ram-to death technique much like Tornado, but it had no effect on SG:TD. It ripped open the sides and there was all the batteries and all that disgusting stuff inside, and SG:TD found out that Spinzroid was still moving, and SG:TD just went for one of the batteries, and… BOOM! The whole robot caught ON FIRE, and smoke poured out like a volcano! SG:TD then pushed Spinzroid onto the pit square and pressed the pit button.
WINNER: SUPER GORE TOTAL DESTRUCTION
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« on: November 29, 2007, 04:44:59 PM »
Robot Massacre Championships!!!!!
Involved: Spinzroid, Gyrobot, RCMP, Yikes, X-Smasher, Cataclysmic Variabot, UFO, Highway to Hell, Flippa, Executioner, Topbot, V-Max, Double Trouble, Malfunction, Angry Baby Bird, Super Gore TD
Round 1
Fight 1: Spinzroid VS Gyrobot VS RCMP VS Yikes
Spinzroid just spun up to full speed and bludgeoned away on RCMP, and Yikes attacked Gyrobot with its own spinning blade. Gyrobot attacked Spinzroid with his full body spinner, but ended up getting ripped themselves. Gyrobot and RCMP soon broke down and were counted out.
Fight 2: X-Smasher VS Cataclysmic Variabot VS UFO VS *Highway to Hell
HTH wasn't prepared for the fight. Three remained in this massacre. UFO got under X-Smasher, and flipped it. X- Smasher then self-righted and flipped CV OOTA!
Fight 3: Flippa VS Executioner VS Topbot VS V-Max
V-Max rammed Flippa and flipped it over, but Flippa used its srimech and lifted V-Max, Executioner, meanwhile, was fighting it out with their arch-rival Topbot. Topbot again dug the disc into the powerlink of Executioner and they were done. Then Topbot attacked V-Max for their celebration and bludgeoned the back of V-Max. Flippa then came out of nowhere and flipped V-Max. Time ran out. Then the judges decided who should go out. They decided to eliminate V-Max.
Fight 4: Double Trouble VS Malfunction VS Angry Baby Bird VS Super Gore TD
ABB crushed the side of Malfunction with its beak, and then they attacked SGTD, but the flywheel snapped the crusher in half! SGTD then pressed the pit button and put it on the flame grill, (hmm.. chicken) and then pitted ABB, and then they attacked Malfunction and tore it apart. SGTD then pitted all of its remains.
PART 2 COMING SOON
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« on: November 09, 2007, 05:53:41 PM »
Heat 20 Contestants: Double Trouble 2 (Seeded 13), Overkill GTI, Mashine, War Saws, Flensburger Power, UFO, Humdrum, Dysfunction 2.0
Double Trouble 2
From: Oxfordshire, UK
Top Speed: 16 mph
Weapon: Dual Discs
Strengths: Powerful Weapon
Weaknesses: Reliability
Overkill GTI
From: Wales, UK
Top Speed: 17 mph
Weapon: Pneumatic Flipper
Strengths: Strong and Sturdy
Weaknesses: Ineffective Weapon
Mashine
From: Isle of Wight, UK
Top Speed: 12 mph
Weapon: Front Lifting Scoop, Rear Crushing Beak
Strengths: Powerful Crusher
Weaknesses: Weak Armour
War Saws
From: Virginia Beach, Virginia
Top Speed: 24 mph
Weapon: Saws
Strengths: Fast
Weaknesses: Often Hard to Control
Flensburger Power
From: Frankfurt, Germany
Top Speed: 12 mph
Weapon: Reciprocating Saw, Rear Harpoon
Strengths: Both Ends are Dangerous
Weaknesses: No Side Panels
UFO
From: Wales, UK
Top Speed: 14 mph
Weapon: Flipper
Strengths: Low Ground Clearence
Weaknesses: Untested in Battle
Humdrum
From: Salem, Oregon
Top Speed: 18 mph
Weapon: Full Body “Horizontal” Drum
Strengths: Zero Ground Clearence
Weaknesses: Weak Armour
Dysfunction 2.0
From: Pasadena, California
Top Speed: 13 mph
Weapon: Dual Drums, Flipper
Strengths: Lethal Drums
Weaknesses: Untried Design
Round 1
Fight I: Double Trouble VS Overkill GTI
Double Trouble went over to Overkill, (not to be confused with the Battlebot, “Overkill”) and ripped it to shreds. Then, it pushed Overkill onto the floor flipper, and Overkill went straight OOTA!
Fight II: Mashine VS War Saws
War Saws never got going. So, Mashine goes through by default.
Fight III: Flensburger Power VS UFO
UFO’s flipper wasn’t working at all! UFO could just get underneath FP. FP then broke the flipper and after 9 hits, UFO was pronounced dead.
Fight IV: Humdrum VS Dysfunction 2.0
Dysfunction’s drum got up to full speed ahead and… WHAM! They broke the drive chain on Humdrum and immobilized it. Then they pressed the pit button and dropped the beaten machine into the pit.
Round 2
Fight I: Double Trouble VS Flensburger Power
Double Trouble got its disc up to speed and ripped out the saw and the spear thingy, and Flensburger Power fought back by getting underneath DT and slamming it on the side walls, but then… DT got its speedy discs up to speed again and… CRASH!! It hit the side of FP, and they were done for.
Fight II: Mashine VS Dysfunction 2.0
Mashine tried to get its beak into the belly of Dysfunction, but then… it smacked into the drum, and broke the beak! Then, it just bludgeoned the back of Mashine, pressed the pit button, and finally dumped it into the pit.
Heat Final: Double Trouble VS Dysfunction 2.0
This match didn’t last long. All Dysfunction did was press the pit button, drove underneath DT and dumped it into the pit. Another seeded robot has fallen to a rookie.
HEAT 20 WINNER: DYSFUNCTION 2.0
Next time, we are going to see Spazzing Out, Bullistic, Lartaes, Cortez, Thor's Hammer, Kali, Angry Baby Bird, and No Apologies.
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« on: October 19, 2007, 11:15:58 AM »
The 5th Seeds, Chipper II is back with a new robot, Master Guillotine in Heat 16! They took a major beating by X-Terminator last season, but with X-Terminator retired, can they win? hahahahahahahahahahaha
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« on: October 13, 2007, 11:58:40 AM »
We're looking for bots in Season 3. Anyone want to register? To register, it must be meeting the expectations listed below.
The bot should have simple weapons.
The bot must be a stock bot.
That's all.
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« on: October 13, 2007, 11:54:05 AM »
Heat 19 Contestants: Canadian Terror, Malfunction, Topbot, Executioner, Scrapper, West Side Glory, Bot Ugly, Fluffy
Canadian Terror
From: Vancouver, British Columbia
Top Speed: 13 mph
Weapon: Flipper
Strengths: Powerful Flipper
Weaknesses: Exposed Wheels
Malfunction
From: South Raleigh, North Carolina
Top Speed: 17 mph
Weapon: 3 "Iron Fists of Doom"
Strengths: Fast
Weaknesses: No Self-Righting Mechanism
Topbot
From: Dublin, Ireland
Top Speed: 18 mph
Weapon: Disc
Strengths: Heavily Armoured
Weaknesses: Reliability
Executioner
From: Ipswich, UK
Top Speed: 12 mph
Weapon: Spinning Blade
Strengths: Destructive Weapon
Weaknesses: Little bit Slow
Scrapper
From: Bournemouth, Dorset
Top Speed: 21 mph
Weapon: Hammer
Strengths: Agile
Weaknesses: Thin Armour
West Side Glory
From: Tiburon, California
Top Speed: 20 mph
Weapon: Pneumatic Spike
Strengths: Fast
Weaknesses: Reliability
Bot Ugly
From: San Francisco, California
Top Speed: 16 mph
Weapon: Horizontal Crushing Beak
Strengths: 4 tons of Crushing Power
Weaknesses: Easily Shunted
Fluffy
From: London, UK
Top Speed: 19 mph
Weapon: 47 lbs, 2650 RPM Spinning Hammer
Strengths: Good Weapon
Weaknesses: Spin-Up Time
Round I
Fight 1
Canadian Terror VS Malfunction
CT got under Malfunction, drove at full speed, and chucked it out of the arena in less than 30 seconds!
Fight 2
Topbot VS Executioner
Ah... yes, Topbot got totally mangled by Executioner last season. So, it is a grudge match! Topbot and Executioner just tore through each other, but suddenly, Executioner became immobilized. Topbot then put it out of its misery, by ramming it 5 times.
Fight 3
Scrapper VS West Side Glory
Scrapper, as some of you may know, was totally destroyed by the FRW legend and last year's champions, X-Terminator. Well, they have been completely rebuilt, and they are more better then ever. Anyway, Scrapper zoomed out and started hammering WSG, and after 7 hits, they were pronounced dead.
Fight 4
Bot Ugly VS Fluffy
Fluffy just spun up to full speed ahead in 30 seconds, and.... SMASH!!! it tore the beak of Bot Ugly right out! Then it just tore through the batteries, and then, Fluffy pushed Bot Ugly onto the pit square, pressed the pit button, and Bot Ugly went down.
Round 2
Fight 1
Canadian Terror VS Scrapper
Canadian Terror just got under Scrapper and BANG, Scrapper went OOTA in less than 20 seconds! However, the team was glad, because they went out in one piece. HA!
Fight 2
Topbot VS Fluffy
Fluffy zoomed out, and they just ripped out the disc of Topbot! Then they started to rip some more. Fluffy then pressed the pit button and pushed Topbot in. Topbot wasn't on top tonight. HA!
Heat Final: Canadian Terror VS Fluffy
CT just flipped over Fluffy again and again, but not until Fluffy tore the flipper out! Fluffy then chewed though the control board of CT! Then, it pressed the pit button and slammed CT in.
HEAT 19 WINNER: FLUFFY
Next time on FRW, we're going to see: Double Trouble 2, Overkill GTI, War Saws, Mash-ine, Flensburger Power, UFO, Humdrum, and Dysfunction 2.0
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« on: October 13, 2007, 10:59:15 AM »
How much free time do you guys have? what DO you mean, my friend?
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« on: October 06, 2007, 09:47:27 PM »
Heat 18 Contestants: Wedginator 5.0, Thunderbolt, Bee-Capitator, Mechadroid, Unibite, King of Diamonds, Lightning Tracks, Super Gore: TD
Wedginator 5.0
From: Seattle, Washington
Top Speed: 17 mph
Weapon: Co2 Powered Flipping Device
Strengths: Fast
Weaknesses: Vulnerable Armour
Thunderbolt
From: Salem, Oregon
Top Speed: 12 mph
Weapon: Forklift
Strengths: Well-built
Weaknesses: No Damaging Weapons
Bee-Capitator
From: Cambridgeshire, UK
Top Speed: 9 mph
Weapon: 1750RPM Cross-Shaped Blade
Strengths: Strong Armour
Weaknesses: Slow and Sluggish
Mechadroid
From: Lakewood, California
Top Speed: 9.5 mph
Weapon: Twin Axes
Strengths: Durability
Weaknesses: The Driver!
Unibite
From: Provo, Utah
Top Speed: 13 mph
Weapon: Saw Blade
Strengths: Good Weapon
Weaknesses: Weak Armour
King of Diamonds
From: Napa, California
Top Speed: 16 mph
Weapon: Spinning Axe
Strengths: Low Ground Clearence
Weaknesses: Vulnerable to Saws
Lightning Tracks
From: El Paso, Texas
Top Speed: 14 mph
Weapon: Rear Flipper, Front Crushing Claw
Strengths: 5 Tons of Crushing Power
Weaknesses: Fragile
Super Gore: Total Destruction
From: Independence, Kentucky
Top Speed: 19 mph
Weapon: 5400 RPM, 61 lbs Flywheel
Strengths: Weight and Speed of Weapon
Weaknesses: Difficult Concept
Round 1
Fight 1
Wedginator VS Thunderbolt
This match didn’t last long. It took only 25 seconds to finish off Thunderbolt. Wedginator drove under Thunderbolt, fipped it, then flipped it again OOTA!
Fight 2
Bee-Capitator VS Mechadroid
Mechadroid poked a few holes in the bee, but the bee finally stung Mechadroid to death by ramming it with its blade 12 times.
Fight 3
Unibite VS King of Diamonds
Unibite’s saw just ground away on the king, and the king became immobile after all that, and was pushed onto the floor flipper and then… tossing time! The king went right out! Boo-hoo-hoo, the king is dead.
Fight 4
Lightning Tracks VS Super Gore: Total Destruction
SG:TD was on top the whole battle. LT tried to get its crusher in the belly of SG:TD, but the crusher snapped right in half immediately after it touched the disc of SG:TD! Then SG:TD went in for the kill on LT and the flipper got stuck open! SG:TD then got underneath the wedge, and made a nice-looking gash on each side of LT, then it just pressed the pit button, and LT was still moving, so it went for another kill and… BOOM! LT’s hydraulic fluid leaked, and sparks came out, and a fire started inside LT. Then, SGTD used its back plow to push LT into the pit.
Round 2
Fight 1
Wedginator VS Unibite
Unibite started with sending sparks in the arena, but suddenly, their saw was dead. Then, Wedginator just slammed Unibite into the side wall and tossed it right out!
Fight 2
Bee-Capitator VS Super Gore: TD
Bee-Capitator was completely owned by SG:TD. SG:TD got up to full speed and just wrecked Bee-Capitator’s self-righting wings, then it crushed the back of Bee-Capitator very severely. Then, it pressed the pit button, and pitted Bee-Capitator.
Heat Final: Wedginator VS Super Gore TD
This match didn’t last long. Wedginator tried to flip over SG:TD, but their flipper got ripped out, and then, SG:TD mashed one of Wedginator’s wheels, and… POW! Wedginator just got tossed by that flywheel again like a rag doll! Then, SG:TD pressed the pit button then pitted Wedginator.
HEAT 18 WINNER: SUPER GORE: TOTAL DESTRUCTION
Next Time, We're going to see Canadian Terror, Malfunction, Topbot, Executioner, Scrapper, West Side Glory, Bot Ugly, and Fluffy.
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« on: October 06, 2007, 09:42:08 PM »
Heat 17 Contestants: Conquering Clown, Assassin, Jack Rabbit, Fast Forward, Bad Attitude, Dude of Destruction, Red Devil, Dantomkia (Seeded 1)
Conquering Clown
From: Silvis, Illinois
Top Speed: 17 mph
Weapon: Lawnmower Blade
Strengths: High Speed Weapon
Weaknesses: Flammable Exterior
Assassin
From: Irwin, Pensylvennia
Top Speed: 14 mph
Weapon: Pneumatic Punch
Strengths: Pushing Power
Weaknesses: Drive Chain Unreliable
Jack Rabbit
From: Austin, Texas
Top Speed: 12 mph
Weapon: Pneumatic Spike
Strengths: Tough as Old Boots
Weaknesses: Just the Driver
Fast Forward
From: San Bernardino, California
Top Speed: 20 mph
Weapon: Hole Saw
Strengths: Invertible
Weaknesses: Weak Armour
Bad Attitude
From: San Francisco, California
Top Speed: 20 mph
Weapon: Flipping Arm with Spikes
Strengths: Good Control
Weaknesses: Reliability
Dude of Destruction
From: Sacramento, California
Top Speed: 12 mph
Weapon: Lifter, Scoop, Shovel
Strengths: Interchangeable Weapons
Weaknesses: Exposed Tyres
Red Devil
From: Waco, Texas
Top Speed: 10 mph
Weapon: Two Spinning Discs
Strengths: Strong and Sturdy
Weaknesses: Slow and Sluggish
Dantomkia
From: Chertsey, Surrey, UK
Top Speed: 22 mph
Weapon: Flipper
Strengths: Strong and Fast
Weaknesses: Nervous Driver
Round 1, Fight 1
Conquering Clown VS Assassin
Assassin got literally assassinated by CC. CC rammed Assassin 11 times with its blade, and its powerlink popped out.
Round 1, Fight 2
Jack Rabbit VS Fast Forward
This match didn’t last long. Fast Forward was barely moving, and it got completely owned by Jack Rabbit. Jack Rabbit poked at Fast Forward 20 times and its powerlink fell out.
Round 1, Fight 3
Bad Attitude VS Dude of Destruction
This match was the shortest yet in FRW season 2. Bad Attitude got under DOD and flipped it out of the arena all under 10 seconds!
Round 1, Fight 4
Red Devil VS Dantomkia
Dantomkia tried to flip RD OOTA, but it just couldn’t. So, it pushed RD onto the pit square, and pressed the pit button. It was all over for RD.
Round 2, Fight 1
Conquering Clown VS Bad Attitude
BA suffered some reliability issues, and was no match for CC. CC rammed them with the lawnmower blade four times, and it was enough to completely mangle BA.
Round 2, Fight 2
Jack Rabbit VS Dantomkia
Dantomkia just zoomed out, and flipped Jack Rabbit on its back. It tried again to flip it out, but it couldn’t, so it used the same strategy in Round 1 to finish JR off.
Heat Final: Conquering Clown VS Dantomkia
Dantomkia zoomed out and flipped CC almost OOTA, out, but CC survived. CC it caused no damage to Dantomkia’s armour. Dantomkia then pushed CC onto the flames! CC caught fire, and Dantomkia pushed the pit button, drove underneath CC and flipped it into the pit.
HEAT 17 WINNER: DANTOMKIA
PS: Next time on FRW, we’re going to see Wedginator 5.0, Thunderbolt, Bee-Capitator, Mechadroid, Unibite, King of Diamonds, Lightning Tracks, and Super Gore: Total Destruction.
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« on: October 06, 2007, 09:40:25 PM »
It is Heat 17 already, and Dantomkia, the 1st Seeds and the robot which ended Chaos 2’s career is offically back to the warzone! They had an outstanding season last year, only to be beaten in the Grand Final by X-Terminator, but they might be lucky this year, who knows?
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« on: October 06, 2007, 09:38:41 PM »
Heat 16 Contestants: Rosie the Riveter, Why Not, The Butcher, Basenji, Alabama Slammer, Sucker Punch, Apocalypse, Master Guillotine (Seeded 5)
Rosie the Riveter
From: Gresham, Oregon
Top Speed: 19 mph
Weapon: Belt-Driven Saw
Strengths: Sturdy and Powerful
Weaknesses: Vulnerable Wheels
Why Not
From: Dorchester, Wisconsin
Top Speed: 17 mph
Weapon: Full Body Spinner
Strengths: Good Control
Weaknesses: Reliability
The Butcher
From: Sausalito, California
Top Speed: 10 mph
Weapon: Horizontal Spinning Axe
Strengths: Control
Weaknesses: Durability
Basenji
From: Albany, New York
Top Speed: 15 mph
Weapon: Lifter, Dual 6’’ hole saws
Strengths: Both Ends are Dangerous
Weaknesses: Exposed Wheels
Alabama Slammer
From: South Birmingham, Alabama
Top Speed: 17 mph
Weapon: Front Lifting Fork, Rear Circular Saws
Strengths: Agile
Weaknesses: Driver Needs More Practice
Sucker Punch
From: Rancho Palos Verdes, California
Top Speed: 16 mph
Weapon: “Iron Fist of Doom”
Strengths: Durable
Weaknesses: Beginner Driver
Apocalypse
From: New Berlin, Wisconsin
Top Speed: 12 mph
Weapon: Vertical Spinner
Strengths: Robust
Weaknesses: Easily Shunted
Master Guillotine
From: London, UK
Top Speed: 20 mph
Weapon: Pneumatic Axe
Strengths: Agility, Weapon, Armour
Weaknesses: Comparatively Light
Round 1, Fight 1
Rosie the Riveter VS Why Not
Why Not slammed into the side of RTR and took some side panel pieces out, but suddenly they were immobile, and RTR just pushed them onto the arena wall and impaled it.
Round 1, Fight 2
Butcher VS Basenji
Butcher just rammed Basenji’s wheels with their spinning axe. Their wheels fell out like an autumn leaf falling out of a tree. Then, Butcher started taking some of the batteries out, and Basenji was pronouced dead.
Round 1, Fight 3
Alabama Slammer VS Sucker Punch
Alabama Slammer just sent sparks in the arena with their saws. Then, SP got so tired of this, that they ran away, but ended up getting flipped by AS. Then, AS put them on the floor flipper. SP got tossed so high, that they went straight OOTA!
Round 1, Fight 4
Apocalypse VS Master Guillotine
MG just axed away on Apocalypse’s back, and when it finished axing, it was totally bent out of shape! (Ouch) Then, MG pressed the pit button, and pushed Apocalypse into the pit. Don’t judge a bot by its weight! HA!
Round 2, Fight 1
Rosie the Riveter VS Alabama Slammer
AS started with ripping some armour off of RTR, but then RTR got underneath AS, drove at full speed, and slammed AS hard against the wall, impaling it. Simple as 1-2-3, enough said.
Round 2, Fight 2
Butcher VS Master Guillotine
Butcher’s spinning axe did not go through the thick armour of MG. MG axed Butcher and poked quite a few holes. Butcher slammed MG against a wall, knocking it on its back. However, MG self-righted themselves, and quickly pressed the pit button. MG continued to axe Butcher. Time was running out quickly, but then, just four seconds before the end of the match, Butcher almost drove into the pit! They tried to free themselves, but the wheels got stuck on the edge. It all went to the judges. They made a split decision, and decided that MG was the winner.
Heat Final: RTR VS MG
RTR was suffering some electrical problems after the battle with AS, but they chose to fight anyway. The other team, on the other hand, repaired MG, and they went onto the fight. RTR just got under MG but couldn’t move freely. MG got free, and pressed the pit button. MG then axed RTR, and MG’s axe poked a few holes in the titanium armour. The pit yawned open, looking for someone to swallow. Then, taking their time, MG slowly pushed RTR closer to the pit. Finally, RTR was swallowed by the pit.
HEAT 16 WINNER: MASTER GUILLOTINE
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« on: October 04, 2007, 08:59:03 PM »
Wait wait wait. I've got one! How about a hexagon arena, with one deathpit in the middle, and a spinning pyramid on two side walls?
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« on: October 04, 2007, 08:51:29 PM »
Hypno, I shall be recruiting more people to join, so I'd like you to take over for me. Thanks. You can count on me sir! :D
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« on: October 02, 2007, 01:55:09 PM »
Also, Rosie the Riveter is back in action. They made it to the Grand Final of the RW:EW only to lose in the 1st Round with Panzer MK 4. Will they go all the way, or will Guillotine whack them and send them to the pit?
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« on: August 29, 2007, 10:50:19 PM »
Hows this?
Behemoth got to the heat final but loses to SG via pit.
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« on: August 29, 2007, 07:16:04 PM »
Hello, 6_teen! I am hypno259 (Real Name: Sam)  I am very happy to know you. Maybe I can.... like help? Care to... WORK TOGETHER!? Let me know.
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