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1861
Chatterbox / Re: I HATE POKER
« on: August 14, 2010, 12:06:36 PM »
I was so damn mad at what happened, and HOW it happened, that I forgot to take a pic of it before I closed my game.......and that made me even madder!!!
 
 
Can't you just go to Full Tilt Poker instead of staying at Pokerstars? :P

 
They don't have as many freerolls.......NO POKER SITE WILL EVER GET A NICKEL FROM ME!!!!
 
(but I want to get their nickel!!)
 
 
 
 

1862
Chatterbox / Re: I HATE POKER
« on: August 13, 2010, 11:32:38 PM »
**** jokerstars in their manipulating ass!!!
 
The last hand was unbelievable.......rigged bullsh**!

1863
Chatterbox / Re: Steam Chat
« on: August 13, 2010, 01:38:48 PM »
I think you have to tell it to install CSS.....then install and use your number.

1864
Nobody is allowed more than one account.....if you forget your password, the forum will send it to you......if you don't have the same email, then contact staff to reset it.
 
 
I am finished laughing at stupidity!

1865
Chatterbox / Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« on: August 11, 2010, 01:12:35 PM »
LOL....
 
His last tournament - one he had won seven times previously - was the worst outing of his career. He only beat one golfer in a field of 78 - and that's because that guy was fighting a flu.
 
 
 
 
 
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/07/16/far-theyve-fallen#slide=3

1866
Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: August 11, 2010, 11:34:28 AM »
My monitor is a 28" Acer with 1920 x 1200 resolution

 
OK, I am home now and my monitor is ASUS.....not Acer, but I still can't find the model or specs.

1867
I just deleted the 2 additional accounts linked to Sparkeys IP

Multi-Accounting is a Bannable Offense, consider this your first and LAST warning

 
I already banned Bob!.....I thought, he has not used it in the last couple days has he?
 

1868
We don't lock topics here! (unless they are dumb...until we finish laughing)

1869
Chatterbox / Re: Email Warning
« on: August 10, 2010, 03:47:12 PM »
I haven't gave my password out to anyone although a couple of my friends know my hobbies ( or some of them at least ) and my pass is one of them

So your password was "Crossdressing"

1870
Chatterbox / Re: I HATE POKER
« on: August 09, 2010, 09:41:08 PM »
What did I do wrong?
 
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[quote=ACAMS]
Your games are rigged, the hands are manipulated..........I know it, you know it.......maybe some day soon the world will know it.[/quote]
 
[quote=jokerstars]
Thank you for contacting PokerStars.
Regarding your suggestion that PokerStars rigs its games, that would be
pointless, as any analysis of the publicly available hand histories could
statistically demonstrate that the games were rigged. Players would
certainly not play anywhere where the games were proven to be unfair. This
is why hand histories are the ultimate safeguard for players, and ensure
that non-random, "rigged" software cannot be hidden by any means.
Of course we understand that a PokerStars employee telling players this may
be treated with cynicism, so our game software was analysed by the largest
consulting firm specializing in software security and quality, Cigital. They
reviewed PokerStars' game software and found it to be fair and random. You
may read their analysis at:
[url]http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/rng/[/url]
Additionally, PokerStars has dealt over 40 billion hands without any
evidence, from anyone, that our shuffle is unfair or anything but random.
If you are still concerned about PokerStars' games, why don't you examine
your results yourself? You can actually request your full hand history from
us and input it into some independent poker analysis software, such as
PokerTracker, PokerOffice, or Hold'em Manager (you can download free trials
if you wish). These programs can then show you easy-to-read reports covering
all your results, plus a large number of other statistics on the hands you
have been dealt, your play, and the play of your opponents. If you do this,
we know you will find that PokerStars deals a fair game.
I hope I have helped alleviate your concerns about the integrity of our
site. Best of luck at the tables, and thank you for choosing PokerStars.
Best Regards,
Danielius
PokerStars Support Team[/quote]
 
[quote=ACAMS]
Additionally, PokerStars has dealt over 40 billion hands without any
evidence, from anyone, that our shuffle is unfair or anything but random.
   
[color=red]That is like one of those who done it detective shows when the guy gets caught and says "You can't prove that!"[/color]
 
If you are still concerned about PokerStars' games, why don't you examine
your results yourself? You can actually request your full hand history from
us and input it into some independent poker analysis software, such as
PokerTracker, PokerOffice, or Hold'em Manager
   
[color=red]I have been playing regularly for 5-6 years and see your pattern......I don't need software that can't see the whole picture!
I will never put another nickel on your site, because I emailed you when I was in a Stud tournament and a guy had 5555333 to my 88877 (was from Buenos Aires....close to where you started out, probably a buddy of yours)....anyway, I used very foul language and since then it has been EVEN worse than it was before the email......I am 100% convinced you control every aspect of the games. Ever who wrote your software has it pretty well nailed now, and I noticed they were "testing" with the play money games a couple years ago, and now have it pretty well controlled.
[/color][/quote]
[quote=jokerstars]
On 8/8/2010 6:07 PM, PokerStars Support wrote:
Poker is a game of high variance (with a very large range of possible
results), in which every player will encounter periodical upswings and
downswings. It is inevitable that for some players these swings will occur
at the same time as other events, such as a software update, a chat
revocation, a chip rebuy, a cashout, or even an email to Support. Although
it may seem evident to some players that there is a link between such
events, the truth is that they are totally unrelated.
We only facilitate the game by dealing the cards in a fair, honest and
random manner. PokerStars has never influenced or altered the outcome of any
hand. Our shuffle algorithm has been tested by Cigital, the largest
consulting firm specialising in software security and quality, who found it
to be fair and random. You may read their analysis here:
[url]http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/rng/[/url]
As mentioned, plenty of independent studies have found the opposite to be
true. You may find just two of them here:
[url]http://tinyurl.com/32ajma[/url]
[url]http://tinyurl.com/2wu99w[/url]
Note this is not PokerStars just saying "we are random", these are
independent reviews.
If you are still concerned about PokerStars' games, our offer to send you
your full hand history, so you may analyse it yourself or with the
assistance of some independent poker analysis software such as PokerTracker,
PokerOffice, or Hold'em Manager. Your own hand histories will clearly show
our shuffle is random.
Regards,
Nick H
PokerStars Support Team
[/quote]
 
[quote=ACAMS]
My game updated last night, and even tho I thought you could not code me worse.....I was wrong.
Oh well at least you are not getting my money!
I KNOW, I KNOW......just a coincidence, PokerStars has never influenced or altered the outcome of any hand. :-*
Keep it up, I don't care anymore.[/quote] 
 
 
Look at what I found...THIS IS REAL!!!!!
 
 
[img]https://gametechmods.com/Pics/5_aces.jpg[/img]
 

1871
Chatterbox / Re: I HATE POKER
« on: August 09, 2010, 09:38:22 PM »
YES.....I AM ****ING PISSSSSSSSSED

1872
Chatterbox / Re: I HATE POKER
« on: August 09, 2010, 09:35:19 PM »
THIS SUCKS.......**** Simple Machines forums AND jokerstars!!!!!!!
 
 
I go to a casino every chance I get (and win, because it is not rigged) BUT I work 25-28 days a month so I have to play online.....I tell you it is rigged because they are not regulated!
 
 
qoute does not work.....img tag does not work **** SIMPLEMACHINES FORUM!!!!!

1873
Chatterbox / Re: I HATE POKER
« on: August 09, 2010, 09:22:59 PM »
Quote
Your games are rigged, the hands are manipulated..........I know it, you know it.......maybe some day soon the world will know it.

 
Quote
Thank you for contacting PokerStars.
Regarding your suggestion that PokerStars rigs its games, that would be
pointless, as any analysis of the publicly available hand histories could
statistically demonstrate that the games were rigged. Players would
certainly not play anywhere where the games were proven to be unfair. This
is why hand histories are the ultimate safeguard for players, and ensure
that non-random, "rigged" software cannot be hidden by any means.
Of course we understand that a PokerStars employee telling players this may
be treated with cynicism, so our game software was analysed by the largest
consulting firm specializing in software security and quality, Cigital. They
reviewed PokerStars' game software and found it to be fair and random. You
may read their analysis at:
http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/rng/
Additionally, PokerStars has dealt over 40 billion hands without any
evidence, from anyone, that our shuffle is unfair or anything but random.
If you are still concerned about PokerStars' games, why don't you examine
your results yourself? You can actually request your full hand history from
us and input it into some independent poker analysis software, such as
PokerTracker, PokerOffice, or Hold'em Manager (you can download free trials
if you wish). These programs can then show you easy-to-read reports covering
all your results, plus a large number of other statistics on the hands you
have been dealt, your play, and the play of your opponents. If you do this,
we know you will find that PokerStars deals a fair game.
I hope I have helped alleviate your concerns about the integrity of our
site. Best of luck at the tables, and thank you for choosing PokerStars.
Best Regards,
Danielius
PokerStars Support Team

 
Quote
Additionally, PokerStars has dealt over 40 billion hands without any
evidence, from anyone, that our shuffle is unfair or anything but random.
   
That is like one of those who done it detective shows when the guy gets caught and says "You can't prove that!"
 

If you are still concerned about PokerStars' games, why don't you examine
your results yourself? You can actually request your full hand history from
us and input it into some independent poker analysis software, such as
PokerTracker, PokerOffice, or Hold'em Manager
   
I have been playing regularly for 5-6 years and see your pattern......I don't need software that can't see the whole picture!
I will never put another nickel on your site, because I emailed you when I was in a Stud tournament and a guy had 5555333 to my 88877 (was from Buenos Aires....close to where you started out, probably a buddy of yours)....anyway, I used very foul language and since then it has been EVEN worse than it was before the email......I am 100% convinced you control every aspect of the games. Ever who wrote your software has it pretty well nailed now, and I noticed they were "testing" with the play money games a couple years ago, and now have it pretty well controlled.

Quote
On 8/8/2010 6:07 PM, PokerStars Support wrote:
Poker is a game of high variance (with a very large range of possible
results), in which every player will encounter periodical upswings and
downswings. It is inevitable that for some players these swings will occur
at the same time as other events, such as a software update, a chat
revocation, a chip rebuy, a cashout, or even an email to Support. Although
it may seem evident to some players that there is a link between such
events, the truth is that they are totally unrelated.
We only facilitate the game by dealing the cards in a fair, honest and
random manner. PokerStars has never influenced or altered the outcome of any
hand. Our shuffle algorithm has been tested by Cigital, the largest
consulting firm specialising in software security and quality, who found it
to be fair and random. You may read their analysis here:
http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/rng/
As mentioned, plenty of independent studies have found the opposite to be
true. You may find just two of them here:
http://tinyurl.com/32ajma
http://tinyurl.com/2wu99w
Note this is not PokerStars just saying "we are random", these are
independent reviews.
If you are still concerned about PokerStars' games, our offer to send you
your full hand history, so you may analyse it yourself or with the
assistance of some independent poker analysis software such as PokerTracker,
PokerOffice, or Hold'em Manager. Your own hand histories will clearly show
our shuffle is random.
Regards,
Nick H
PokerStars Support Team


 
Quote
My game updated last night, and even tho I thought you could not code me worse.....I was wrong.
Oh well at least you are not getting my money!
I KNOW, I KNOW......just a coincidence, PokerStars has never influenced or altered the outcome of any hand. :-*
Keep it up, I don't care anymore.
 

 

 
Look at what I found...THIS IS REAL!!!!!
 
 


 
 
THIS GOD DAMN FORUM SOFTWARE SUCKS!!!

1874
Site News and Feedback / Re: Robot Exchange Problems
« on: August 09, 2010, 03:59:53 PM »
Would be nice......go ahead and write the code and I will add it to the exchange.

1875
Discussion / Re: The Mini Wheel...
« on: August 08, 2010, 08:07:54 PM »
I noticed several things
 
I doubt anybody noticed the mini is faster than other wheels when mounted to an angle motor.

1877
Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: August 08, 2010, 04:15:21 PM »
acer is bad. for screens, Samsung is best.

It had the best specs of ANY monitor less than $3,000.00 and is BY FAR the best monitor I have ever had (but it cost several hundred more than any monitor I have ever had)
 
I can't find it now, but will get the specs when I get home next week.

1878
Chatterbox / Re: Pets.
« on: August 08, 2010, 01:49:22 PM »
^^^And a pet Rock^^^

1879
Chatterbox / Re: Shows that you allways watched as a child
« on: August 08, 2010, 11:29:38 AM »
You do know your sig has been cut off don't you?

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