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1821
« on: February 19, 2012, 05:57:35 PM »
you don't have to be evil to be cynical.
1822
« on: February 19, 2012, 05:07:27 PM »
okay i've always wanted to know this..
what do they teach you brits about when you talk about the american revolution ? (i'd imagine they'd at least cover it..)
1823
« on: February 19, 2012, 02:08:04 PM »
I still don't understand why people, and particularly Americans with this one, give a damn about what people think about their country. It's not as if you can select which country you were born in, it's just some arbitrary geographical chance. You can't really say "MOTHER. AIM YOUR LEGS AT TEXAS.", or something of a similar nature.
because murica is best country.
1824
« on: February 19, 2012, 01:59:40 PM »
nary if anything france is the most unmanly country..
if murrica and the rest of the allied powers weren't there to help you from being ass raped by germany you would have been very much thoroughly ****ed during WWII..
Actually, The french didn't do much in WWII because USA sent curchil a message to make sure france didn't retake Paris by themselves.
Why? It was a black french regiment that was going to march into paris. MURICA MAD AT BACK PEOPLE ACHIEVING THINGS.
HAHAHA OH WOW.
1825
« on: February 19, 2012, 01:11:47 PM »
nary if anything france is the most unmanly country..
if murrica and the rest of the allied powers weren't there to help you from being ass raped by germany you would have been very much thoroughly ****ed during WWII..
Boasting about stuff YOU didn't do is ridiculous. You're not your country.
lolumad.dll
Blaming fallacious arguments isn't being mad.
I never said that I specifically saved france's ass in world war 2, i said murica did.
1826
« on: February 19, 2012, 12:56:16 PM »
nary if anything france is the most unmanly country..
if murrica and the rest of the allied powers weren't there to help you from being ass raped by germany you would have been very much thoroughly ****ed during WWII..
Boasting about stuff YOU didn't do is ridiculous. You're not your country.
lolumad.dll
1827
« on: February 18, 2012, 06:50:31 PM »
here's france's war record btw:
The following is Frances war record.
- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at this time in history, a Roman -ed.]
- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.
- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
- The Dutch War
- Tied
- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
- War on Terrorism
- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
1828
« on: February 18, 2012, 06:49:02 PM »
nary if anything france is the most unmanly country..
if murrica and the rest of the allied powers weren't there to help you from being ass raped by germany you would have been very much thoroughly ****ed during WWII..
1829
« on: February 18, 2012, 06:43:23 PM »
with our nuclear power your pussy european asses would be ****ed six ways from sunday.
USA ! USA ! USA ! USA !
that insult made no sense
atom bombs + fired at europe = RIMP EUROPE
and **** up the whole world with it...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_winter
Also your nuclear weapons are UNMANLY. I THEREFORE WIN.
say when was the last time france won a war ? never ?
1830
« on: February 18, 2012, 06:35:41 PM »
with our nuclear power your pussy european asses would be ****ed six ways from sunday.
USA ! USA ! USA ! USA !
that insult made no sense. therefore. no offense has been taken.
in other news: america would work better if they were communist.
no the food corporations need to work as a Utopian socialism kinda thing.. I'll elaborate: So here in murrica the food industry's company's such as micky d's and coca cola and all those are competeing against eachother by making the cheapest food possible to make the largest profit. Therefore, the stuff the food's made out of gets, the crappier in quality it gets. For example: did you know that beef here is injected with ammonia because it's good at killing echoli ? So i think, there should be just one megacopration who has a monopoly on the food industry. Therefore, quality of food is higher because of there being no competition, and everyone's happy.
1831
« on: February 18, 2012, 06:27:57 PM »
with our nuclear power your pussy european asses would be ****ed six ways from sunday.
USA ! USA ! USA ! USA !
1832
« on: February 18, 2012, 06:22:05 PM »
1833
« on: February 18, 2012, 06:05:28 PM »
MURRICA IS BEST COUNTRY AND ALL OF YOU NONAMERICANS ARE JUST LIBERAL HIPPIE COMMUNISTS.
1834
« on: February 18, 2012, 01:50:36 PM »
So are you assigning members to help you catalog data or are you doing this all yourself ?
1835
« on: February 17, 2012, 10:55:00 PM »
lol i remember when he was popular in 2008.
1836
« on: February 17, 2012, 08:47:22 PM »
so much why
1837
« on: February 17, 2012, 06:02:44 PM »
this is weird but every time i see gore i get a tingly sensation in my penis. (not a hardon, like my dick fell asleep)
1838
« on: February 17, 2012, 04:14:48 PM »
But what if they're just trying to fake us out.
the guvments in on it maaaaan, they're watching us maaaaan..
1839
« on: February 17, 2012, 03:58:42 PM »
lol why is everyone so mad ? i think it's funny actually..
1840
« on: February 17, 2012, 03:55:49 PM »
Dibs on Enigma's mouth.
Would you like a tossed salad?
ewww no..
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