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1801
« on: January 07, 2010, 09:13:54 PM »
that's crap, how can they get to it? is it in the game, just won't work?
They left the files, just removed it from the game. So to get it, you have to replace the battering ram graphics with the forklift graphics.
1802
« on: January 07, 2010, 03:42:39 PM »
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VSOHDKP0
here you go,
Visual Boy Advance
RW Extreme Destruction for GBA
RW Advanced Destruction for GBA
just open VBA and then from it run either one of those games 
from memory the keys are Z, X and the arrorw keys, start is Enter
Extreme Destruction is quite good. It's too bad the Battlebots GBA games sucked. Would it have killed them to throw on a real physics engine?
1803
« on: January 06, 2010, 11:51:44 PM »
You don't believe in ghosts/spirits Jeffery?
Go on google or youtube and search for "poltergeist activity"
Of course I don't believe in ghosts. I'm not five years old. Oh, and I see your YouTube link, and raise you a skepdic entry. http://www.skepdic.com/ghosts.html
1804
« on: January 06, 2010, 11:23:46 PM »
Spirits. A couple years back i had an expierience with ghosts.
Me and some friends were riding bikes under some overpass, when this weird graffiti thing just pops out of nowhere on a nearby wall. I saw it and nearly fell off my bike. It looked like some anchor thing. I went torward it, and when i was no less than 2 feet from it, an arm came out and tried to pull me in, luckily i jumped away when it was less than an inch from my body. We all screamed and rode away.
That is probably my greatest fear.
Bullsh**!
1805
« on: January 06, 2010, 09:04:44 PM »
yes, it made me nauses lol (not really), also HOLY CRAP IT's RS!!!!!!
Also, what do you guys mean about the forklift, why can't you attatch it?
It was removed from the game due to the lack of a physics engine.
1806
« on: January 06, 2010, 01:04:46 AM »
I remember AW from AceUplink modded RA1 so you could ATTACH the fork lift but it didn't actually do anything. Letdown of the year. 
Didn't it function as the battering ram?
1807
« on: January 05, 2010, 11:48:50 PM »
The lack of a forklift was so disappointing. All I wanted to make were flippers, and instead, I was stuck making rammers. All of those rammers sucked, by the way. None of those bots could drive particularly fast, and there were no physics, so it was all just sad.
1808
« on: January 05, 2010, 02:38:04 PM »
Either he's hermaphroditic, either he's asexual.
And by asexual i mean absolutely no functional genitals.
I think it's more likely that he hasn't hit puberty, and nobody has taught him how human sexual functions work.
1809
« on: January 04, 2010, 09:00:20 PM »
i have a sticky hairy penise?
You've at least been around them.
1810
« on: January 04, 2010, 08:59:32 PM »
can someone post a pic of scooterpie and the others? I can't find pics anywhere
NO!
1811
« on: January 04, 2010, 07:51:11 PM »
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww boys are icky!!!
You're the one with sticky, hairy penis experience.
1812
« on: January 04, 2010, 05:00:40 PM »
Occam's Razor.
Is what you need if your member is so hairy that it "sticks to you and won't stop"
Only if you want to shave it in the fewest amount of strokes possible.
1813
« on: January 03, 2010, 08:31:46 PM »
It was a hell of a lot easier to skin.
1814
« on: January 03, 2010, 08:30:16 PM »
Frezal's pun is funnier than this whole thread combined :D
Occam's Razor.
1815
« on: January 03, 2010, 03:40:36 PM »
okay just get over it, I forgot you guys are older and would'nt laughf
For a joke to be funny, it has to make sense. Since there are no hairy twigs that stick to things, and hairy penises don't self adhere to flesh, your joke fails. It seems as though you were just wanting to make a dick joke, but didn't feel like taking the time to flesh it out. When comparing a penis to something made of wood, an easy place to start is to make a morning wood joke.
1816
« on: January 03, 2010, 03:33:06 PM »
Taken from my Facebook:
Dear Rihanna,
You are a terrible singer. Since you're enjoying a successful singing career right now, I'm going to assume that nobody has had the balls to tell you that before. Have you ever wondered why all of your songs are processed heavily with auto-tuning? It's because you are what's called "tone deaf." So while you may enjoy singing, and think you're doing a good job, your voice makes others cringe. That is why your producers always make you sound like a robot. People love robots! People don't, however, enjoy listening to people who hit 0% of the correct notes.
You know how you always fail out of Rock Band when you sing? It's not because the mic is busted. It's because you're all over the place! Seriously. I saw what was supposedly a live performance of yours, and was expecting to hear the usual auto-tuned robot singing that we've all become accustomed to. Instead, I heard an undistorted performance. I've heard local bands with better singers than you! Sure, they suck, but they aren't bringing in the big bucks.
You might be asking yourself, "If I'm pulling in the big bucks with this lack of talent, why should I learn how to sing?" You are raking in the money because of your image. You're young, and I'm told that people find you attractive. How much longer will either of these attributes fit you? If you learn how to sing, none of that will matter. You will be around forever like David Bowie.
That is all for now. Tell that Chris Brown to step off...or something.
Sincerely,
Jeffery Shellenbarger
1817
« on: January 03, 2010, 03:22:19 PM »
First of all, I'm an adult, so a p[a]edophile, by definition, wouldn't want me.
Fixed.
Unless your feet fell off at puberty.
THIS IS 'MER'CA! WE DON'T USE NONE OF THAT THERE PUSSY ENGLISH!
1818
« on: January 03, 2010, 03:09:16 PM »
I was talking about most-likely-hairy pedos
First of all, I'm an adult, so a pedophile, by definition, wouldn't want me. Secondly, why assume that they're hairy? Lastly, what gives you the impression that pedophiles use glue for lube?
1819
« on: January 03, 2010, 02:45:24 PM »
this is very NSFW
what do twigs and penises both have in common?
the[y']re round
the[y']re long
the[y] stick straight up
they will brush people[']s legs
and when you walk by the really hairy ones, they stick to you and don't stop
I don't think I've ever seen a hairy twig, nor have I ever had a hairy penis get stuck to me. For that to happen, I think the dude would have to lube himself with super glue.
there called thorn plants
Those would be prickly, and not twigs. Joke fail.
1820
« on: January 03, 2010, 02:42:19 PM »
yeah i can only beat executor
scooterpie is hard and when your robot gets destroyed u hav to remake it
Use more spikes and weapons. I liked the knives. You can get 'em by typing over your bots name with "cheatbot" and then pressing enter. That also unlocks a skull, Badass tires, and badass speakers. I think that was all.
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