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General Support / Re: help

« on: July 17, 2015, 02:43:24 PM »

see i told you

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Tournament Archives / Re: Mary Todd Lincoln [Live] Tournament

« on: July 17, 2015, 02:41:25 PM »

If I enter, it will only be rigged if 090901 plays my bots

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Chatterbox / Re: Jokes

« on: July 17, 2015, 05:09:25 AM »

ok, an actual joke now

The ass is angry with the intestines... so he speaks to them :

I've had enough of your sh**.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

no literally a baby has a certain amount of blood in it,  so force of throw is irrelevant.

number of dead babies is, however. i assume you need at least thirty.

actually it isn't irrelevant if you take splatter and the amount of blood that comes out of it which would both depend on the force that the baby got btfo

get math'd scrub

dude you paint with a paintbrush, splatter is one thing but good luck removing the bits of baby intestines all around

we're probably overthinking this way too much

you accepted overthinking it when you started this discussion son, and now you complain about it ?

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Chatterbox / Re: Jokes

« on: July 17, 2015, 03:31:24 AM »

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

no literally a baby has a certain amount of blood in it,  so force of throw is irrelevant.

number of dead babies is, however. i assume you need at least thirty.

actually it isn't irrelevant if you take splatter and the amount of blood that comes out of it which would both depend on the force that the baby got btfo

get math'd scrub

dude you paint with a paintbrush, splatter is one thing but good luck removing the bits of baby intestines all around

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Chatterbox / Re: Jokes

« on: July 17, 2015, 02:18:20 AM »

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

no literally a baby has a certain amount of blood in it,  so force of throw is irrelevant.

number of dead babies is, however. i assume you need at least thirty.

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General Support / Re: help

« on: July 17, 2015, 02:15:15 AM »

That's not RA2, it's another software.

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General Support / Re: Need help with getting multiplayer to work...

« on: July 17, 2015, 02:14:32 AM »

don't play stock vs DSL. play stock vs stock or dsl vs dsl.

your bots will not be able to load on a stock version of RA2.

whats with the massive text

^^

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Ironforge TC Showcases / Re: RedAce's Ironforge Filter

« on: July 16, 2015, 04:12:32 AM »

Good to see some chicken drills being built. Above antweight/beetleweight, I mean.

Shouldn't the biggest razors be on the inside of the V, so they all hit at the same time?

no

it's a matter of trapping opponents inside and keeping them inside so the smallest razors are inside and the largest are outside

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Tournament Archives / Re: RA2 Trials 5 - Signups

« on: July 16, 2015, 04:09:55 AM »

I have an entry. I just need to skin it.

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Tournament Archives / Re: BTTB V - Splash, Brackets & Videos

« on: July 15, 2015, 01:52:01 PM »

why the hell did it wobble ? it didn't wobble in the trial arena ! I had to fall on making an angled VS with maces out of all things...

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Tournament Archives / Re: BTTB V - Splash, Brackets & Videos

« on: July 15, 2015, 12:26:55 PM »

No, I perfectly know that the skins have been copied from the originals on purpose. Still, UGH.

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Modifications / Re: Robot Wars RA2 - OFFICIAL MOD

« on: July 15, 2015, 08:55:33 AM »

roundhouse arena is dope. how does it work ?

does it brutally crushes the hopes of any wedge that happens on it ?

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DSL TC Showcases / Re: Naryar's DSL hybrid showcase - Single bot types are boring.

« on: July 15, 2015, 08:29:25 AM »

still not an hybrid, don't care it is manly



whole point of the bot : more speed ! more power !

and yeah i daresay it is irl. that's for helloface's tournament. i can put forward stabilizers though if you guys think it needs some. (it'll end up being ugly, though, I fear)

3mm titanium, etc, 6 ants iirc

and yeah there's only 2 NPC fasts in there. and all the extenders go inside the chassis so the VS is well-supported.

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Tournament Archives / Re: HFT 4 - Signups

« on: July 15, 2015, 07:20:43 AM »

why the ban on NPC fasts ? it's not like 4WD NPCF bots ever win IRL tournaments...

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Discussion / Re: Iron Whispers - A Chinese Whispers experiment.

« on: July 15, 2015, 07:06:07 AM »

ChIRONese Whispers :P

what ? centaurs ?

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Tournament Archives / Re: BTTB V - Splash, Brackets & Videos

« on: July 15, 2015, 07:01:18 AM »

Atomic Wedgie (RedAce) - It's a badass gutripping poker. Skin is a bit too n00b poker-like, though.
Bloody Massacre (Mystic2000) - lol yeah right battleaxes are manly... i suppose
Clown Breath (Badnik96) - Is it a HS/SnS ? (noskill.avi)
Crush? (Somebody) - It's a neat hybrid, also HS/hammer is far too rare. Could have done with an actual skin though.
Cube Crusher (Thrackerzod) - So this is what I will fight. Well, it will be up to wedginess. How many razors does it have on a single DDT ? TWELVE ?
Cutting Cold (G.K.) - Will probably lose to HS but I like the design a lot. it's not a generic true popup = yes
egapmaR (ty4er) - lol crawlers on this arena may not be the best choice...
Extra Mouldy Cheese :D (Naryar) - It's a sloppy build. I'm just hoping I can win a few fights.
Heeellie Razer (Geice) - lol what drive does it have ? 4WD redbirds ? at first i thought it was a multibot
I EVOLVED (Reier) - It's neat. Blades are a bit random though.
Magnificent Mandrill (The Ounce) - RAGE III INCOMING ! (not that it's a bad thing)
Mechanized Warfare (Virus Bomb) - Manly bot is manly. Not an hybrid buut it still looks badass.
Shaver BX or whatever it is (Kill343gs) - It's a triple hybrid. Surprisingly, I'm not THAT fond of it, though I am still looking for that, since it's a triple hybrid.
Sidewinder Supreme (MassimoV) - It's somewhat original, I suppose ? (naaah)
Spinny Dinny (Sage) - It still looks like a trainwreck.
Swamp Ogre (Bubbleman) - For a Bubbleman bot, it is VERY good. Will see how this works.
TEH CLAW OF DOOM!!!!! (090901) - I like it. It's only a borderline hybrid but it's a basically a better Street Sweeper, so i'm looking for this one to not get rekt by a HS.
Tempest of Nematodes (Martymidget) - It's neat. I like that it has a lot of flipping power for a popup, makes fights more entertaining.
This Way Please (Squirrel_Monkey) - It's a bit generic...
Tribute to Tribute to Tribute to Mayhem (Mr. AS) - It may not look like TTM but it still is cool and looks good and wedgy. I'll look at this one for sure. Also another hybrid.
Ultra Murder Pain Bot (Wacky Bob) - It's weird to see a popup with these brackets on top
VALVe (Pwnator) - It does look badass, but it's... generic ?
Hammer Fisted (Byebot) - Maybe it will kill Mystic's bot ?

favorite bots : redace's, virus bomb's (no surprise there), 090901's, and GK's

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Tournament Archives / Re: BTTB V - Splash, Brackets & Videos

« on: July 15, 2015, 02:38:47 AM »

>implying i try to win in stock

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Discussion / Re: Iron Whispers - A Chinese Whispers experiment.

« on: July 15, 2015, 02:06:29 AM »

I'll be a team member.

Thanks Nary.
You can be a captain in the real thing

Of course I will !

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Tournament Archives / Re: BTTB V - Signups are Done - Onto the Building!

« on: July 14, 2015, 09:10:32 AM »

i think macdaddy scrap is just teasing us all and is going to release a bad ass killer of a bot just at the right moment

it must be that

it can ONLY be that

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Discussion / Re: Iron Whispers - A Chinese Whispers experiment.

« on: July 14, 2015, 09:08:47 AM »

I'll be a team member.