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« on: June 16, 2012, 01:29:40 AM »
Scratch N' Sniff, 'nuff said.
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« on: June 15, 2012, 08:24:31 PM »
#likeaboss
that awkward moment when you realize that gtm is not twitter
That awkward moment when you use that awkward moment in reference to a mament that ISN'T REALLY AWKWARD AT ALL.
1743
« on: June 15, 2012, 08:10:40 PM »
Rally is for true men 
But your avatar is both girly and furry.
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« on: June 12, 2012, 10:16:10 PM »
For some reason, I've started to envision Satan as a small fluffy white rabbit. He is far too evil to require the traditional red and horned appearance.
But yeah, that's one of the main reasons I'm glad I don't live in the US. Lack of guns over here, so things like that don't happen.
Because obviously a gun is the only way to kill yourself.
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« on: June 06, 2012, 12:53:42 AM »
Dear School Nurse:
Naryar will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of The Plague and has horrible DICKS and a/an hot fever. We have made an appointment with the throbbing Dr. faggot, who studied for many years in Your Ass and has 69 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
Sincerely
Mrs. enormous.
1746
« on: June 04, 2012, 02:21:17 PM »
Seems accurate.
1747
« on: June 04, 2012, 01:36:27 PM »
Conraa
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« on: June 03, 2012, 11:41:21 AM »
So I’m watching my little nephew and this kid is nuts. First off this kid hops on a car all nuts. Then he ****ing starts a fire, and if that aint enough, right after he starts yelling ‘**** **** **** **** **** ****’ so hard the neighbors look at me funny. Out of no where pulls out a ****ing baggie full of money, drugs, and most of all COCAINEANPHTAMINE
He Racks up like 20 lines about an inch thick and snorts them all like a scarfaced BOSS in under 2 mins. That got this mother**** faded so he went so hard the dj didn’t was if paper-plates
1749
« on: June 02, 2012, 03:04:57 PM »
Wolverine
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« on: June 01, 2012, 01:55:25 AM »
Brevik is the hero Norway deserves.
1751
« on: May 31, 2012, 05:28:16 AM »
Just spent an hour making this:
You vid sucks balls.
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« on: May 26, 2012, 08:28:52 PM »
I'm from New York as well, not that I'd actually want to meet any of you jackwagons.
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« on: May 25, 2012, 04:14:02 PM »
I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything, but then again I was thinking about nothing. And then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there. She called my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming “Mike, Mike!” And I go “what? What's the matter?” She goes “what's the matter with you?” I go “there's nothing wrong, mom.” Shes all “don't tell me that! You're on drugs!” I go “no mom, I'm not on drugs. I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?” She goes “No! You're on drugs!” I go “mom, I'm ok. I'm just thinking.” She goes “No! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't be acting that way!” I go “mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!” And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!
I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go: Mike, we need to talk to you
And I go: Okay what's the matter?
They go: Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems,
You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody,
We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself.
So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere
Where you could get the help that you need.
And I go: Wait, what are you talking about, we decided!?
My best interest?! How can you know what's my best interest is?
How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?
When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,
I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy?
They say they're gonna fix my brain,
Alleviate my suffering and pain,
But by the time they fix my head,
Mentally, I'll be dead.
I'M NOT CRAZY!
INSTITUTION!
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY! IN THIS INSTITUTION!
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« on: May 24, 2012, 09:45:52 PM »
I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything, but then again I was thinking about nothing. And then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there. She called my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming “Mike, Mike!” And I go “what? What's the matter?” She goes “what's the matter with you?” I go “there's nothing wrong, mom.” Shes all “don't tell me that! You're on drugs!” I go “no mom, I'm not on drugs. I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?” She goes “No! You're on drugs!” I go “mom, I'm ok. I'm just thinking.” She goes “No! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't be acting that way!” I go “mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!” And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!
I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go: Mike, we need to talk to you And I go: Okay what's the matter? They go: Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems, You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody, We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself. So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere Where you could get the help that you need. And I go: Wait, what are you talking about, we decided!? My best interest?! How can you know what's my best interest is? How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy? When I went to your schools, I went to your churches, I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy?
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« on: May 24, 2012, 09:14:45 PM »
God damn, why can't we have a female member that isn't the size of a small moon?
because if we did have a really hot girl on here (for example lets say her username is susysue), she'd post ONCE in the camwhore thread and everyone would be like "OMFG!!!!! YOU'RE HOT!!!!!!!!" *fapfapfap*, and then she'd slowly take over gtm and then the site would become susysuetechmods
Prolly better than what is is now. :V
Besides, there is the minute possibility that a good looking female member could join a community and not become a camwhore.
Except that any good looking female who posts a picture is automatically a camwhore.
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« on: May 19, 2012, 12:43:52 AM »
I have no idea why people keep on hating the new CN. I mean, Regular Show, Adventure Time, and Gumball are actually pretty decent. Stay late enough and you get Courage as a bonus.
Nostalgia goggles.
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« on: May 19, 2012, 12:16:11 AM »
honestly i think my little pony is just a fad and i'm surprised it hasn't died yet.
I mean it was cool for a little while but c'mon there's a time when it's time to tear down the shrine..
That would be true, except that it's actually a good show, and bronydom continues to expand, along with its influence.
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« on: May 18, 2012, 12:15:23 AM »
I took one of those online IQ tests. According to it, my IQ is 99. >MFW I'm perfectly average. 
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« on: May 17, 2012, 01:29:42 AM »
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« on: May 15, 2012, 02:24:07 PM »
Fixed the triple post. New phone, which posts quicker than anticipated.
So you're condemning me for having a life that doesn't rely on an internet connection? Hmm... Go **** yourself, dipsh**.
I love you.
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