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« on: April 06, 2010, 12:47:18 AM »
I was only ever a fan of The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat. Old Felix was boring garbage.
1522
« on: April 05, 2010, 07:52:03 PM »
Copypasta of some Steven Wright one-liners:
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes . . .
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars".
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium."
I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today.
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
1523
« on: April 05, 2010, 05:27:37 PM »
It has John DiMaggio and Tom Kenny, so it can't be that terrible.
1524
« on: April 05, 2010, 01:03:06 PM »
frezal, Shrek pwned.
The first two were enjoyable, but they are not in the same league as Pixar movies. Pixar makes movies that are timeless; the jokes in Shrek are very much dated to a particular time.
1525
« on: April 05, 2010, 03:03:06 AM »
Has anyone watched the Disney-Pixar movies, those are great(Cars, Shrek, KungFu Panda, etc). But main Disney movies are terrible. If you can guess why, I <3 you.
Shrek and Kung-Fu Panda are NOT Disney-Pixar! Those are Dreamworks SKG. Pixar is better than that! Pixar films to date include Toy Story, A Bug's Life, Toy Story 2, Monsters, Inc.; Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars, Ratatouille, WALL-E, Up, and the upcoming Toy Story 3. You see, unlike Dreamworks, Pixar doesn't rely on lame pop culture references and designing characters around the celebrity providing the voice. Pixar movies have real stories with lots of emotional content. If you watch Up and aren't saddened (especially in the beginning), you're either too young to get it or are a robot.
1526
« on: April 04, 2010, 05:26:12 PM »
I just watched a minute or so of Hannah Montana yesterday. What do kids find appealing about that show?
1527
« on: April 04, 2010, 01:49:35 PM »
I enjoyed most of those (the Pokemans, Mayan calendar, baby tips, and taxes ones in particular).
1528
« on: April 03, 2010, 05:41:34 PM »
But he just said, "Woo..." 
1529
« on: April 03, 2010, 04:42:11 PM »
Here's a metal take on the Metroid theme. It's quite great!
1530
« on: April 03, 2010, 02:15:38 PM »
Metroid games always have great music.
1531
« on: April 02, 2010, 06:26:40 PM »
His music sucks, but that kid's got spunk. He better enjoy the fame while it lasts, because it's coming to an end soon. Just ask the guys in Hanson.
1532
« on: April 01, 2010, 06:22:29 PM »
According to Snopes, Disney claims somebody tampered with the film in post production.
1533
« on: April 01, 2010, 10:44:46 AM »
GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
I show up to a job interview today, and it's apparently been rescheduled for next week. Once again, people fail to notify me of things ahead of time. Either that or this whole job thing was just an elaborate April Fools prank.
1534
« on: March 31, 2010, 02:42:07 PM »
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term[...]
[...]THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
Proving this is false as UW doesn't give out letter grades.
1535
« on: March 30, 2010, 08:57:18 PM »
I was on chatroulette with my friend today. *shudders*
I imagine that's pedophile-central.
1536
« on: March 30, 2010, 08:02:02 PM »
Remember kids: When baking, sugars are a "wet" ingredient, not a "dry" one.
"dry" like cinnamon? *cough... hack* :P
If you ever need a new career, you could always tour the country as a motivational speaker telling children not to eat cinnamon. I guess you could also tour the country telling them that they can do anything, including attempting to eat cinnamon.
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« on: March 30, 2010, 07:28:04 PM »
Remember kids: When baking, sugars are a "wet" ingredient, not a "dry" one.
1538
« on: March 30, 2010, 12:32:00 PM »
is it possible without a windows disk? i feel like i have like, half of windows somewhere on a disk but when i had actually used and installed it like the full thing is ran smooth only on occasion, it was usually lagging and freaking out. it had trouble with RA1, lol.
i honestly doubt it, but i'll try an figure somethin out and ill keep yall updated
A disk image works just fine.
1539
« on: March 29, 2010, 08:37:18 PM »
That's what she said...
1540
« on: March 28, 2010, 11:53:50 PM »
I think 3D has been confirmed.
Damn, 3D movies hurt my eyes. WHY!
Yeah, 3D's not so great. I just saw Alice in Wonderland in Disney Digital 3D™, and I think I would have preferred it flat.
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