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1501
« on: June 06, 2012, 03:51:31 PM »
In Memorium - Kurt Wylde's Green Headphones.
(Image removed from quote.)
Sunday December 25th 2011 - Wednesday April 29th 2012
Forever and sorely missed.
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE
I STAYED BY YOUR SIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
I MADE MY MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES
edit: I MADE STEAaAAaaAAAaaaAaaaaaakasKeS
I DID IT ALL FOR YOU SANTY CLAUSE
1502
« on: June 06, 2012, 08:00:09 AM »
=> instant gay love triangle
Someone feeling left out?
Nope. Joeblo is enough for me.
JoeBlo is your unhappy wife of 2-3 years. Preytor is that hot young thing down the street that has become your mistress that you keep under wraps.
(inb4 enigma puts this in his sig, possibly modified for his unmanly laughs)
I already have a quote from you.
1503
« on: June 06, 2012, 07:39:35 AM »
i can remove the plows if you want.
1504
« on: June 05, 2012, 09:21:13 PM »
ok here's two:   both are underweight hw's
1505
« on: June 05, 2012, 09:08:36 PM »
the tourney will start even if it lacks entrants? Awesumsauce?
yesh... the bots that are left without another bot to fight will just fight the byebot on the first page
i can supply you with bye-bots
pics ?
edit: wow im posting here a lot
i'll whip some up and you can judge.
1506
« on: June 05, 2012, 09:05:37 PM »
the tourney will start even if it lacks entrants? Awesumsauce?
yesh... the bots that are left without another bot to fight will just fight the byebot on the first page
i can supply you with bye-bots
1507
« on: June 05, 2012, 07:39:56 PM »
1508
« on: June 05, 2012, 03:06:42 PM »
I like it.  I'm assuming this is your BOTM entry ?
1509
« on: June 05, 2012, 03:05:56 PM »
2/10 apply yourself.
First off, shrink the chassis. Use something even half-way pliable, not the current extenders you have. It doesn't need wedges, so remove the hinges. If you're going to use bigger wheels use something so it can be invertible; if not, go with hypnos. And lastly use small DSL teeth.
1510
« on: June 05, 2012, 01:53:30 PM »
http://www.madglibs.com/Dear NARYAR, It has come to my TIT that you are the THE BEST girl/boy in the HOUSE. My PENIS starts ****ING a RIVER every time you speak. I would like to RELINQUISH if you want to go to the SAN FRANCISCO GAY PRIDE PARADE with me next TUESDAY. If you GRUMP please GROUCH me at the NUREMBURG in OVER 9000 EONS. I COMMIT you and everything about you. REJOICINGLY , JONZU95
1511
« on: June 04, 2012, 11:11:14 PM »
I like the spinning pyramids in it and if the match is really boring then it helps keep it entertaining with the pits RIPPING AND TEARING bots apart, bot if there was a way where you could clog the pits and just keep the spinning pyramids that would be nice too.
1512
« on: June 04, 2012, 11:06:24 PM »
Yes, I've seen that, unfortunately. I know this is probably a bit of a biased viewpoint due to me having pet cats, but I think that it's repulsive. I'll bet that that cat was a loving and faithful companion in real life, and I think that it's horrible to have that done to it in return, being desecrated like that after death.
I don't consider it to be either a robot or a piece of art- just an open display of a rather sick person with no respect for animals.
The taxidermy was done with the owners consent. No need to go on an animal rights tangent.
1513
« on: June 04, 2012, 10:58:46 AM »
OH GOD YES ALL OR NOTHING ARENA HERE I COME.
1514
« on: June 03, 2012, 11:37:37 PM »
Airsoft = babby's first rooty tooty point and shooties
i lel'd.
1515
« on: June 03, 2012, 04:56:28 PM »
I laughed my ass off at this one:
A WILD Occurrence
GARY paced up and down, jiggling his FINGER. His very good friend, Mary Sue HANDJOB, had arranged to meet him here HERE IN AFTER. "I have something SLOPPY to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue HANDJOB was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, GARY expected to see her bounce up, her INCANDESCENT hair streaming behind her and her FLACCID eyes aglow.
GARY heard footsteps, but they seemed rather SWEATY for a delicate and FINNISH girl like Mary Sue HANDJOB, whose tread was TUBULAR. He turned around and found JESUS staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" JESUS said RUNNY. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
GARY had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so HUSKILY. "Mary Sue HANDJOB asked to meet me here." As he gazed at JESUS, his PECTORAL MUSCLE began to throb BRISKILY.
"Oh," JESUS said, GAILY. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," GARY said and caught JESUS by his PENIS. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," JESUS said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED.
From behind a MEATBALL, Mary Sue HANDJOB watched with a HOMOEROTIC light in her LOOPY eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "GARY/JESUS". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the BEACHED WHALE from extinction.
A MEATBALL In Time
On a SWEATY and FLACCID morning, GARY sat HERE IN AFTER. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His PECTORAL MUSCLE ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect JESUS to love someone with a INCANDESCENT FINGER?
GAILY, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a HOMOEROTIC FINNISH HANDJOB, all on a summer's day. I wish my JESUS would SLAP me, in his own TUBULAR way..."
"Do you?" JESUS sat down beside GARY and put his hand on GARY's PENIS. "I think that could be arranged."
GARY gasped RUNNY. "But what about my INCANDESCENT FINGER?"
"I like it," JESUS said POST-TRAUMATICLY. "I think it's WILD."
They came together and their kiss was A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED.
"I love you," GARY said HUSKILY.
"I love you too," JESUS replied and SLAPPED him.
They bought a BEACHED WHALE, moved in together, and lived BRISKILY ever after.
1516
« on: June 03, 2012, 04:03:16 PM »
Mr. Posh and Barack Obama Dressed As Satan
by William Shakespeare
Enter Mr. Posh
Barack Obama Dressed As Satan appears above at a window
Mr. Posh:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the dog, and Barack Obama Dressed As Satan is the NARwhal.
Arise, eye-gougingly idiotic NARwhal, and punch the flaccid tit.
See, how she leans her vagina upon her anus!
O, that I were a glove upon that anus,
That I might touch that vagina!
Barack Obama Dressed As Satan:
O Mr. Posh, Mr. Posh! wherefore art thou Mr. Posh?
What's in a name? That which we call a penis
By any other name would smell as lucid
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "A full and his money are soon parted."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove morbid.
Mr. Posh:
Lady, by yonder flaccid tit I swear
That tips on a dick the blatent dildo--
Barack Obama Dressed As Satan:
O, swear not by the tit, the inept tit,
That spedup changes in its vitriolic orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise vitriolic.
Sweet, thick-headed night! A thousand times thick-headed night!
Parting is such guttural sorrow,
That I shall say thick-headed night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Mr. Posh:
Sleep dwell upon thy vagina, peace in thine anus!
Would I were sleep and peace, so fastened to rest!
briskly will I to my eye-gougingly idiotic penis's cell,
Its help to punch, and my lucid penis to tell.
1517
« on: June 03, 2012, 01:26:46 PM »
that's funny.
1518
« on: June 01, 2012, 12:21:09 PM »
Because we're sick of IRL
Quoted for truth. Awesum's tourney is the only IRL one I plan on entering.
1519
« on: June 01, 2012, 11:16:03 AM »
Too much wub in this thread.
1520
« on: May 31, 2012, 08:50:28 PM »
Don't feed the troll, guys.
Methinks someone is mad 'cus Hitler buttfucked their country.
lol it's funny because hitler is the greatest man ever
hitler is my hereo 4evr <3333333333
CHE GUEVARA CHANGED MY LIFE
Che is too mainstream stalin is where it's at.
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