http://pokemonshowdown.com/here thyrus.
I was hoping you'd say blaziken so I could go "hurr durr anthropomorphic ninja chicken ur a furry" but whatever, fuqqit.
i don't like blaziken actually. as for fire/fighting types my fav is emboar
Scyther: How could you not like scyther? Gives venasaur a run for its money for manly pokemon imo. Would be my all-time favorite if grovyle didn't exist.
scythe is a grass type ?
also i'm game for a pokemon tournament.
let's go for a list of favorite water types
Gyarados: **** yeah, Gyarados. It's the most Khornate pokemon, it has a badass mustache, it's a giant, angry, laser-breathing sea monster, it gets plenty of attack variety, and it sweeps entire teams. Manliest water pokemon.
Cloyster: Look at it's grin. Look at it ! How can you not like this grin ? Also it's spiky, and sh**, it has insane defense, survives most Outrages or most physical attacks and kills dragons dead with one STAB Ice attack. Or Icicle Spear. Or you can use shell smash and kill a whole team, your choice. And of course, it's predatory nature only adds to it's appeal.
And no, I don't care if it's a giant vagina.
Feraligatr : Another manly water type. Have you seen how cool it's name is ? It's like Gyarados, but slightly less badass and with less gets killed by one electric attack. Still, how can you not like it ?
Swampert : Water/Ground is awesome. No, I mean really awesome. Also it's big, tough, manly, and has good Attack. It's less predatory than Feraligatr but no less badass.
Squirtle : Yes, I actually like a cute pre-evolution more than Blastoise. But it has a cool design, and it's mostly because of Brawl Squirtle which is badass. Also, squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle. AND IT HAS KAMINA GLASSES, GOD DAMN IT.
Kabutops : For once, it's Water/Rock which is pretty cool, and second, it is a cross between an alien and a horseshoe crab which is badass. Also, it's a large, blood-sucking prehistoric predator which is always cool.
Honorable mentions go to Poliwrath, Kingdra, Tentacruel, Empoleon, Omastar and Relicanth.
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