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« on: May 13, 2011, 07:52:18 PM »
A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home. I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Champagne, Shrimp cocktail, Lobster a nice Puligny Montrachet followed by some Louis XIII.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job."
I asked her if she wanted dessert.
1102
« on: May 12, 2011, 05:26:05 PM »
Read the link in the first post dumdass
1103
« on: May 11, 2011, 10:01:11 PM »
Marked as solved
1104
« on: May 11, 2011, 09:21:28 PM »
My Mistake....sorry
Your dad is Hairy Palms....with the s
1106
« on: May 09, 2011, 11:44:18 PM »
OK, boys and girls...
I went out and whupped everybody....made numerous 3 to 5 rail bank shots......then quit while I was ahead like the chicken sh** asshole I am......NAW, they were glad I quit and learned from my shots, and I am happy......the same principal works in RA2......you need to learn from your betters!
1107
« on: May 09, 2011, 09:22:27 PM »
OK, My stupid ass just realized polls are not allowed in Chatterbox
You should have posted your opinion here.....TO LATE.....I am headed to the pool room with my bottle and cue sticks (custom made...may post pics later)
topic not locked so you suckers can wish you were with me drinking and playing pool
IMPORTANT: drinking is not fun, winning is fun, but just playing the game is what counts......I let others win tournaments, because it will boost them up to my level sometimes...so play your game, and someday YOU can be the one to let others win to boost them up to your level. Don't do drugs, or drink to boost your game, or it will do the opposite!
1108
« on: May 09, 2011, 07:48:05 PM »
This poll will be run until 8:30 PM central time tonight. (I may be drunk by then, these Rattlesnakes are awesome)
1109
« on: May 09, 2011, 06:27:42 PM »
What card trick is that, ACAMS, losing at online poker? 
No, online poker is a make your money disappear trick! (not mine because the game rigging cock suckers don't touch my bank account)
1110
« on: May 09, 2011, 05:21:14 PM »
Way over your head junior son.
1111
« on: May 09, 2011, 05:18:45 PM »
you forgot to dude him!
1112
« on: May 09, 2011, 05:15:43 PM »
and I double posted.....make that triple
1113
« on: May 09, 2011, 05:15:18 PM »
and I had nothing to add.
1114
« on: May 09, 2011, 05:14:59 PM »
I just wanted to bump the oldest topic here.
1115
« on: May 09, 2011, 05:12:53 PM »
If guns don't kill people, and people kill people, then toast doesn't toast toast. Toasters toast toast?
Toasters toast bread dude!
1116
« on: May 09, 2011, 05:11:13 PM »
BUMP
For SOTG, GF93, Hydro, Jonzu, FOTEPX and Kujii
1117
« on: May 09, 2011, 04:53:22 PM »
Go to your profile and join the group.
1118
« on: May 08, 2011, 05:55:28 PM »
Sorry, but too much foul language in it.
1119
« on: May 08, 2011, 05:49:29 PM »
Marked as solved!
1120
« on: May 08, 2011, 03:06:55 PM »
All gamer ID tags are shown in your profile only, but now there is a "see profile for gamer tags" if you have game tags.
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