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« on: May 14, 2009, 12:54:44 AM »
The secret meaning of life - NO REFUNDS!
. o O (Boy, y'all are getting too serious about this........ good discussion, though........)
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« on: May 14, 2009, 12:25:07 AM »
*high-fives the Giga-Meister* Welcome back, Giga.
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« on: May 14, 2009, 12:20:10 AM »
Some people say if you run one of Bill Gates CD's backwords it speaks the words of the devil. That's nothing, if you run it forward it installs Vista. Epic win, right there. QFT. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just got to love this pilot In addition to communicating with the local Air Traffic Control facility, all aircraft in the Persian Gulf AOR are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military) a ten minute 'heads up' if they will be transiting Iranian airspace. This is a common procedure for commercial aircraft and involves giving them your call sign, transponder code, type aircraft, and points of origin and destination. I just flew with a guy who overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai . It is too good not to pass along. The conversation went like this... Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.' Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.' Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!' Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!' Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence)
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« on: May 10, 2009, 01:48:39 AM »
Condor, whudafugwuzzat? i am sooooooo clueless... QFT.
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« on: May 10, 2009, 01:07:18 AM »
The meaning of life:
Whatever you choose to do with the one you have, regardless of sex, race, or religion.
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« on: May 10, 2009, 12:41:21 AM »
The chrome rims on my VW.
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« on: May 02, 2009, 02:10:17 AM »
No, that's an old one. THIS is a good one:
So, this guy and his wife are getting ready for bed, and the wife says, "Honey, you forgot to turn the light out in the garage again."
"No, I turned it out when I came in," he replied.
"I don't think you did, because it's on now," she says.
Sure enough, when the man looks outside, the garage light is on. He also sees shadowy figures running back and forth from the garage to the hedge. "We're being robbed!" the man says.
He picks up the phone and calls the police. "Hello, police? Listen, my place is being robbed! Someone broke into my garage, and is out there right now stealing stuff. If you send someone out right away, you can catch them in the act."
The dispatcher says, "Sir, we have no units available at the time. The safest thing to do would be to lock yourself indoors and remain out of sight, and we'll send a unit in the morning to take the report."
"But my garage is being robbed right NOW!" the flustered man says. "Send a unit out, and you can catch them all red-handed!"
"Sir, I'm sorry, but we have no units available at this time. The safest thing to do would be to lock your doors and stay inside."
"All right," the man sighs, and hangs up. He waits a couple of minutes, then calls the police again.
"Hi, this is the guy who called a couple of minutes ago about the guys breaking into my garage. Listen, don't worry about sending out a patrol car tonight. I went out there with my shotgun, and blew them all away. You guys can pick up the bodies in the morning - they're not going anywhere. Thanks, and good night." Click.
About two minutes later, eighteen units converge on the guy's house, lights and sirens blasting. A SWAT van screeches up and begins unloading, and a helicoptor joins in, circling the area with its spotlight. Of course, the police catch the bandits red-handed, and arrest them all.
As the bandits are being led off in cuffs, one of the officers glares at the homeowner and says, "I thought you said you shot and killed them all."
The man looks back and calmly replies, "And when I called, I thought your dispatcher said there were no units available."
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« on: May 02, 2009, 12:37:29 AM »
@TankCat: Study more in the ways of comedians, you must. Andrew Dice Clay, Sam Kinison, Rixhard Pryor ... all shall be revealed to you.
@Hydro: Take it easy - it was adult humor. When you hit puberty, you'll understand ....
Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?
'Cuz if'n he was gonna BE impotent, he was gonna LOOK impotent ....
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« on: April 17, 2009, 11:41:07 AM »
*Cough Cough Weeze* In my day bots ate people on the way to school... in the snow... up hill... both ways!
Starcore With potatos in your pockets to keep you warm ...... and then you ate the potatos for lunch ...Deraillment #2 ....... Guys, nice job on all the bots. Some unique designs there. Can't wait to see the videos.
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« on: April 17, 2009, 11:21:42 AM »
Awesome artwork on Orac's Revenge.
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« on: April 14, 2009, 11:24:11 AM »
*helps a tired old veteran by placing a dollar bill in his cup, and giving him a cane and a seeing-eye dog*  Geez ..... haven't heard about those two bots in ages ....
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« on: April 14, 2009, 11:19:45 AM »
Geez, guys, get yer minds outta the gutter ....
No on second thought, stay there and move over - y'all meet some interesting people in the gutter ........
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« on: April 14, 2009, 11:03:56 AM »
Nice work on that bot, and good how-to.
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« on: April 13, 2009, 01:18:54 AM »
Any chance I could join up? I may not be on too often, and will more-than-likely come on and give y'all a hard time now and then, but I'd be willing to help out with any skinning you might need. If not, that's okay - I won't be offended if you say no.
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« on: April 06, 2009, 12:22:16 AM »
Not unless he changes his username to "Target" ............... Kid's gotta learn attitude just don't cut it here, especially that kind of attitude ...
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« on: April 03, 2009, 05:20:02 AM »
"HIT ANY KEY TO CONTINUE" . o O (Where's the ANY key?) -Homer Simpson
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« on: April 03, 2009, 05:11:46 AM »
You may also want to consider the larger max_sphere, so your bots can be made larger than the "normal" size. I believe that's on or around the same area as the anti-ballast.
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« on: April 02, 2009, 06:14:15 PM »
Uh-huh ................. I'll make sure I put my tourney bot on the Exchange for easy d/l ..........
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« on: April 02, 2009, 06:03:50 PM »
.... I was here in 2003. RyanRulez/Justice[insert random numbers here]
Why do you think I put "RA/RA2 oldtimer. Now with 30% less suck." in my sig? RyanRulez .... hey, I got your old Portable Nuclear Reactor, made from a small battery pack - copied and modified it slightly to be a PNR cooling wastegate for the air .......
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« on: March 26, 2009, 11:30:42 PM »
Make sure to make a backup of your game first before you go making any modifications to anything ..... It never hurts to play safe, and you'll have a "clean" copy in case you somehow screw up.
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