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Messages - CaptainUseless
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« on: November 20, 2010, 05:54:03 AM »
AHAHAHA, nice.
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« on: November 18, 2010, 05:02:17 PM »
Nice, Sypher......
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« on: November 18, 2010, 04:18:07 PM »
Trousers?
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« on: November 18, 2010, 04:16:35 PM »
Tight latex?
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« on: November 18, 2010, 04:14:39 PM »
Ties?
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« on: November 18, 2010, 04:12:49 PM »
Spandex?
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« on: November 18, 2010, 04:11:29 PM »
SD and Uselesses ideas seem most likely....and they also scare the living enzymes out of me O.o
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« on: November 18, 2010, 04:09:22 PM »
A vibrator?
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« on: November 18, 2010, 04:08:27 PM »
Cartoon porn?
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« on: November 18, 2010, 04:07:03 PM »
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« on: November 18, 2010, 04:04:17 PM »
High Heel Fetish?
Nope, but you're moving very slightly closer.
Women's shoes?
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« on: November 18, 2010, 03:50:19 PM »
Ummm.... Just say it.
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« on: November 18, 2010, 03:39:07 PM »
Today in Drama, we were practicing a Cinderella pantomime. Useless was working in a different group to me. We weren't given a script; we had to make up the lines ourselves. In the first scene, Cinderella was meant to be working and the Ugly Sisters complaining about the house being dirty but Useless decided to do something different.
He sat down and went, "Hello. I am a poor girl called Cinderella. My parents died in a car crash when I was 5 and I have been adopted by my Ugly Sisters. If you give just £5 a month, you could help a girl to live her dream. Just £5 a month. Please, help me. Call, 0800 (SPAM STOPPER) 00 1067. That's 0800 (SPAM STOPPER) 00 1067. Please."
We were LOLing. :D
(He didn't say spam stopper. That was just put there so the phone numbers didn't appear as an actual phone number to stop spambots from phoning them or getting there details.)
Good times....
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« on: November 17, 2010, 05:02:38 PM »
I simply believe an Omnipotent, Omniscient, and Omnipresent God makes a lot more sense than, "a ball of matter existed for eternity before it randomly exploded and made the universe then life started somehow."
Not "somehow". Life is just a series of chaotic chemical reactions. Given enough entropy from the environment, shit will happen sooner or later.
Also, a big explosion makes way more sense than a dude making life just for the kicks, and then demanding an evolved form of it worship him.
^QFT^
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« on: November 16, 2010, 04:46:40 PM »
It seems that in school, if you're gay, have red hair, Asperger's, freckles, glasses or a different accent, you're not considered human. Bloody idiots.
Do you get bullied at my school if.... Gay: Depends. I have nothing against gays or any of the other people on this list. But I've had a bad experience with gay people, one robbed my family, another bullied me and another one cheats benefits... Red head: You definitely get bullied if your a red head at my school. Asperger's: I don't think anyone at my school has Asperger's. Freckles: Sometimes. Glasses: Mostly Accent: Mostly
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« on: November 16, 2010, 03:52:19 PM »
Where should I start?
Well; In Year 3 I acquired a stutter (In Year 5 I lost it) and then I got it again in Year 6 (I'm in Year 8 now and still have one, just not as bad).
Fun, fun, fun....
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« on: November 14, 2010, 01:14:42 PM »
Yeah, Blue, Red and Yellow where the best games.
Not that Diamond poop.
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« on: November 14, 2010, 01:09:50 PM »
Ah, nuts.
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« on: November 14, 2010, 12:19:29 PM »
In the original pokemon games if you surf, no matter what pokemon you use it always shows you surfing on a Lapras.
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« on: November 14, 2010, 12:02:35 PM »
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