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Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: Naryar on July 16, 2009, 10:31:30 AM: After Flying Chao's post on HX's thread, i thought i would make a poll just for laughs and that MIGHT turn into an interesting thread.

So, what would you do if you had the opportunity to rule over our little planet?

(Creating poll right now)
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: life robot arena2 on July 16, 2009, 10:42:06 AM: I would make everybody break there windows for robbers
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: Flying_Chao on July 16, 2009, 10:51:56 AM: My Automated Integrated Empire will be superior to all the other galactic governments, as all my citizens will learn in the computer ran schools to be fanatically loyal to their empire, and our automated integrated military force shall crush all opposition. Lazy people would not exist, and neither would LRA2. The population control laws will make sure their is enough food for everyone forever, and galactic peace will be within reach.... Which isn't true as the universe is infinitely expanding, but people are happier if they believe their life has purpose, so they won't care.
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: System32 on July 16, 2009, 11:24:36 AM: You forgot to capitalize your I's!

To heck with france!

*Presses the "NUKE FRANCE" button*
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: Weirdo on July 16, 2009, 11:30:06 AM: *Tut tut*, I believe France has a capital F in it.

*Presses 'NUKE SCOTLAND' button*
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: System32 on July 16, 2009, 11:34:24 AM: *Watches England sink to the bottom of the sea with Scotland*

Hello, welcome to New Atlantis.
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: life robot arena2 on July 16, 2009, 11:35:46 AM: *Presses NUKE Fliying_Chao button*
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: Flying_Chao on July 16, 2009, 11:40:58 AM: Who is this "Fliying_Chao"?
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: life robot arena2 on July 16, 2009, 11:42:20 AM: Quote from: life robot arena2;51932
*Presses NUKE Flying_Chao button*

fixed.
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: Reier on July 16, 2009, 11:44:01 AM: Nuke LRA2. But let's get back on topic.
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: Flying_Chao on July 16, 2009, 11:45:04 AM: Quote from: Reier;51935
Nuke LRA2. But let's get back on topic.

The UK has already been nuked, where have you been?
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: Reier on July 16, 2009, 11:45:34 AM: Bara Magna.
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: life robot arena2 on July 16, 2009, 11:48:09 AM: Agreed.
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: Natef on July 16, 2009, 11:51:59 AM: I would put a lot of bad people to death (including LRA2).
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: R0B0SH4RK on July 16, 2009, 12:19:17 PM: I'd just get tickets to every sporting event I wanted to :D
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: R1885 on July 16, 2009, 12:20:36 PM: Quote from: Flying_Chao;51908
My Automated Integrated Empire will be superior to all the other galactic governments, as all my citizens will learn in the computer ran schools to be fanatically loyal to their empire, and our automated integrated military force shall crush all opposition. Lazy people would not exist, and neither would LRA2. The population control laws will make sure their is enough food for everyone forever, and galactic peace will be within reach.... Which isn't true as the universe is infinitely expanding, but people are happier if they believe their life has purpose, so they won't care.

So, like Communism?
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: R0B0SH4RK on July 16, 2009, 12:28:33 PM: FC's done waaaay too much thinking about this for his own good. I say we get him some help.

...Isn't Mad a professional shrink? :P
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: Condor33 on July 16, 2009, 04:13:35 PM: I'm glad this thread was made. The world needs more taking over.

I'd probably besiege major cities with 15-foot tall battleship armored Humdrums, or something like that.
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: man manu on July 16, 2009, 04:22:33 PM: Haha.
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: The Ounce on July 16, 2009, 07:40:25 PM: I would use the opportunity to take revenge on the humans for what they did to my species:evil:
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: Doomkiller on July 16, 2009, 07:58:34 PM: Quote from: The Ounce;52075
I would use the opportunity to take revenge on the humans for what they did to my species:evil:

just so u know, i like snow leopards:-D
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: The Ounce on July 16, 2009, 08:03:32 PM: Quote from: Doomkiller;52080
just so u know, i like snow leopards:-D

Then you may join me.
:icon_twisted:
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: Doomkiller on July 16, 2009, 08:05:25 PM: Quote from: The Ounce;52082
Then you may join me.
:icon_twisted:

Sweet.
If I ruled earth, i'd be sitting in a chair trying to think what to do first :mrgreen:
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: HurricaneAndrew on July 17, 2009, 12:03:32 AM: Nuke the whales!

(http://[URL]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8IcO1ehweFs/R48wPj16CfI/AAAAAAAAB7c/WBqL0iWs62U/s320/nuke-the-whales.jpg[/URL])

Meh, gotta nuke somethin'

Edit: OH F--K IT! Just click the damn link!
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: Doomkiller on July 17, 2009, 12:08:32 AM: Quote from: HurricaneAndrew;52133
Nuke the whales!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8IcO1ehweFs/R48wPj16CfI/AAAAAAAAB7c/WBqL0iWs62U/s320/nuke-the-whales.jpg

Meh, gotta nuke somethin'

ima gona give u an optinal target:

Quote from: Reier;51935
Nuke LRA2.
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: trumpetguy on July 17, 2009, 12:18:45 AM: If I take over the world......I will bring back the popularity of combat robots.
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: ACAMS on July 17, 2009, 01:29:19 AM: Quote
What would you do if someone offered you the possibility of ruling over the world?

First off.....that can't be offered......YOU HAVE TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE WORLD!!!!!!

Second...... I can hit you between the eyes in one shot at 500 yds...........Texas is NOT part of your world!!!!!!!
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: R0B0SH4RK on July 17, 2009, 01:33:51 AM: Quote from: The Ounce;52075
I would use the opportunity to take revenge on the humans for what they did to my species:evil:

HOW CAN YOU TYPE WHEN YOU HAVE NO HANDS? D:
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: Naryar on July 17, 2009, 02:26:06 AM: Quote from: R0B0SH4RK;52155
HOW CAN YOU TYPE WHEN YOU HAVE NO HANDS? D:

With the claws... they're small enough.
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: trumpetguy on July 17, 2009, 02:34:32 AM: Well it would be very difficult without good muscles in you fingers.
Title: World Domination Thread
Post by: The Ounce on July 17, 2009, 04:16:45 AM: Quote from: Naryar;52158
With the claws... they're small enough.

Correct my friend, but you would have no idea how long it took me to learn.