What are you guys' thoughts on necromancy and liches?

[Meeko011]

Asking for a friend, what are your thoughts on these subjects? Necromancy is the rising of corpses as eternal slaves. A lich is a dark sorcerer who has ripped his soul out and stored it away for safekeeping, killing himself and becoming immortal. So he's a skeleton and does not feel exhaustion, hunger, or fear.

Again, asking for a friend, how would you feel if such a creature broke into your house, placed a subwoofer, started playing "Spooky Scary Skeletons", and danced?

Asking for a friend, does anyone know of a lady into necrophilia?

[cephalopod]

Asking for a friend, does anyone know of a lady into necrophilia?

I'd judge this as very close to that line that shouldn't be crossed as per our rules... I'll be keeping an eye on the thread.
This isn't the kind of stuff we want to see on GTM.

[NeighImACarrot]

Asking for a friend, what are your thoughts on these subjects? Necromancy is the rising of corpses as eternal slaves. A lich is a dark sorcerer who has ripped his soul out and stored it away for safekeeping, killing himself and becoming immortal. So he's a skeleton and does not feel exhaustion, hunger, or fear.

Again, asking for a friend, how would you feel if such a creature broke into your house, placed a subwoofer, started playing "Spooky Scary Skeletons", and danced?

Asking for a friend, does anyone know of a lady into necrophilia?

i am kindly requesting that you promptly make like robin williams and kill yourself

[Mr. AS]

Asking for a friend, does anyone know of a lady into necrophilia?

[yugitom]

Your 'friends' have some weird interests/fetishes.

[Thrackerzod]

does anyone know of a lady

you've come to the wrong place, bud

[Virus Bomb]

[Hercules]

Dunno what is this but I wanna know what is gonna happen here

[The Red Blur]

Well, when it's toned down, necromancy can be cool. And liches are just another day in the office for me. Fortunately, I don't know anyone into necrophilia.

[Hercules]

This might be the most successful troll ever

[madman3]

surely it is largely irrelevant from the point of view of an onlooker whether a lady is into Necrophilia as to act on it she'd have to be dead?

[Thrackerzod]

surely it is largely irrelevant from the point of view of an onlooker whether a lady is into Necrophilia as to act on it she'd have to be dead?

I thought the implication was that Meeko's "friend" was in fact some sort of undead abomination, and was looking for a lady-partner.

[Kossokei]

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I died of laughter

someone call a necromancer

[Naryar]

I am neutral about the whole necromancy thing. I mean some necromancy spells are good and some are less good.

Liches... well most of those are evil but if it's a nonevil, chill lich i'll be fine with it. Who knows maybe it may become a buddy after all.

About dancing liches... hell, that's cool. I would be like WTF but i would deal with it.

Asking for a friend, does anyone know of a lady into necrophilia?

...What. Do you want to become a lich (>implying there is such a thing lololol) so you can bone girls ? You know they don't dig the rotting undead thing, AND especially the paralysis touch attack ?

And yes, it's still necrophilia if they are undead.

[Meganerdbomb]

You need Jesus.

[123savethewhales]

Corpses stink, and only seem cool in video games when you don't smell them.

[frezal]

[RpJk]

What is this thread and I don't know these things.