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Ｏｏｈ ｂｏｙ, ＧＴＭ ｄｒａｍａ！ Ｔｈａｔ＇ｓ ｎｅｗ． Ｎｅｖｅｒ ｓｅｅｎ ｔｈａｔ ｈａｐｐｅｎ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ．
Ａｌｓｏ, ６９ ｔｅｘｔ ｓｉｚｅ． Ｒｅａｌ ｍａｔｕｒｅ, Ｈｅｌｌｏｆａｃｅ． Ｐｒｏｕｄ ｏｆ ｙｏｕ, ｋｅｅｐ ｕｐ ｔｈｅ ｐａｃｅ．
Ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓｌｙ, ｔｈｅ ｆａｃｔ ｔｈａｔ ｙｏｕ ｃａｒｅ ｓｏ ｍｕｃｈ ａｂｏｕｔ ａ ｄｙｉｎｇ ＳＭＦ ｂｏａｒｄ ｔｈａｔ ｉｓ ｒｕｎ ｂｙ ａ ｒａｃｉｓｔ ｔｅｘａｎ ｉｓ ｌａｕｇｈａｂｌｅ ａｔ ｂｅｓｔ ａｎｄ ｐａｉｎｆｕｌｌｙ ａｕｔｉｓｔｉｃ ａｔ ｗｏｒｓｔ； ｌｅｔ ａｌｏｎｅ ｔｈｅ ｆａｃｔ ｔｈａｔ ｎｏｂｏｄｙ ＊＊＊＊ｉｎｇ ｃａｒｅｓ ａｂｏｕｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｏｐｉｎｉｏｎｓ． Ｇｏ ｏｕｔｓｉｄｅ ａｎｄ ｒｉｄｅ ａ ｂｉｋｅ ｏｒ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ．
Ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓｌｙ, ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ １６, ｙｏｕ ａｕｔｉｓｔｉｃ ＊＊＊＊ｂｏｙ！ Ｙｏｕ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｍｉｄｄｌｅ ｏｆ ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｂｕｌｌｉｅｄ ａｔ ｓｃｈｏｏｌ ｆｏｒ ＡＣＮＥ ａｎｄ ｂｅｉｎｇ ｒｅｊｅｃｔｅｄ ｂｙ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｃｈｉｃｋ ｔｈａｔ ｅｖｅｎ ｌｏｏｋｓ ａｔ ｙｏｕ, ｎｏｔ ｓｐｅｎｄｉｎｇ ｙｏｕｒ ｄａｙｓ ｃｒｅａｔｉｎｇ ｍｅｄｉｏｃｒｅ ｂｏｔｓ ｏｎ ａ １３ ｙｅａｒ ｏｌｄ ｇａｍｅ ｔｈａｔ ｈａｒｄｌｙ ａｎｙｂｏｄｙ ｐｌａｙｓ．
Ｔｈｅ ｆａｃｔ ｔｈａｔ ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｔｒｙｉｎｇ ｓｏ ｈａｒｄ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｔｈｅ ｎｅｘｔ ＨｕｒｒｉｃａｎｅＡｎｄｒｅｗ ｗｈｅｎ ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅ ｎｏ ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄｉｎｇ ｏｆ ｗｈａｔ ｍａｄｅ ｈｉｍ ａｃｔｕａｌｌｙ ｆｕｎｎｙ ｉｓ ｐｒｏｂａｂｌｙ ｔｈｅ ｓａｄｄｅｓｔ, ｍｏｓｔ ａｕｔｉｓｔｉｃ ｐａｒｔ ｏｆ ｙｏｕｒ ｅｎｔｉｒｅ ＧＴＭ ｐｒｏｆｉｌｅ． Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｔｒｙｉｎｇ ｓｏ ｈａｒｄ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｄｅｓｐｅｒａｔｅ ａｎｄ ｅｄｇｙ, ｉｎ ａ ｖａｉｎ ａｔｔｅｍｐｔ ｔｏ ｔｒｙ ａｎｄ ｍａｋｅ ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ ｃａｒｅ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｉｎ ｒｅａｌｉｔｙ ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ａｂｏｕｔ ａｓ ｅｍｐｔｙ ａｎｄ ｌｏｎｅｌｙ ａｓ ｔｈｅ ｒｅｓｔ ｏｆ ｕｓ, ａｎｄ, ｋｎｏｗｉｎｇ ｙｏｕｒ ｔｙｐｅ, ｙｏｕ＇ｌｌ ｒｅｓｐｏｎｄ ｔｏ ｔｈｉｓ ｉｎ ａｎ ｅｑｕａｌｌｙ ｃｈｉｌｄｉｓｈ ｍａｎｎｅｒ, ａｋｉｎ ｔｏ ＂ｌｍａｏ, ｕ ｍａｄ ｂｒｏ？？？ ｘＤＤＤＤ＂ － ｗｈｅｎ Ｉ＇ｍ ｎｏｔ ｅｖｅｎ, Ｉ＇ｍ ｊｕｓｔ ｔｒｙｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｋｅｅｐ ｙｏｕ ｆｒｏｍ ｂｅｉｎｇ Ａｕｔｉｓｔｉｃ Ｔｅｅｎａｇｅ Ｆａｇｇｏｔ Ｗｉｔｈ Ａｎ Ｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ Ｃｏｎｎｅｃｔｉｏｎ ＃２３９５９３４． Ｓａｄｌｙ, ｉｔ ｓｅｅｍｓ ｌｉｋｅ Ｉ＇ｖｅ ｆａｉｌｅｄ．
ＴＬ；ＤＲ － Ｇｏ ｆ＊ｃｋ ｙｏｕｒｓｅｌｆ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｍｏｕｔｈ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｔａｚｅｒ．
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71;DR - 60 F*CK Y0UR531F IN 7H3 M0U7H WI7H 4 74Z3RZORZ.
ooh boy, gtm drama! thatz new. never peeped dat happen before.
also, 69 text size. real mature, helloface. proud as a mutha****a of you, keep up tha pace.
seriously, tha fact dat you care so much on some thugged-out dyin smf board dat is run by a racist texan is laughable at dopest n' painfully autistic at worst; let ridin' solo tha fact dat no mutha****a in cares bout yo' opinions. go outside n' ride a funky-ass bike or something.
seriously, you 16, you autistic pimp dawwwwg! you should be up in tha middle of gettin bullied up in dis mutha****a fo' acne n' bein rejected by every last mutha****in chick dat even looks at you, not bustin yo' minutes bustin mediocre bots on a 13 year oldschool game dat hardly anybody plays.
the fact dat you tryin so hard ta be tha next hurricaneandrew when you have no understandin of what tha **** made his ass straight-up funky is probably tha saddest, most autistic part of yo' entire gtm profile. you tryin so hard ta be desperate n' edgy, up in a vain attempt ta try n' make one of mah thugs care cuz up in realitizzle you bout as empty n' lonely as tha rest of us, and, knowin yo' type, you gonna respond ta dis up in a equally childish manner, akin ta "lmao, u mad bro??, biatch? xdddd" - when i'm not even, i'm just tryin ta keep you from bein autistic teenage playa wit a internizzle connection #2395934. sadly, it seems like i've failed.
tl;dr - go f*ck yo ass up in tha grill wit a tazer.