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Title: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Team Code Red Robotics on December 31, 2018, 06:37:05 PM
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the bots, think of the moves, ignore everything else
-after that make sure you know exactly what is happening at the moment
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to the screen, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the screen
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a distraction)
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: pokebro14 on December 31, 2018, 06:39:47 PM
Would like to formally apologise for being the one to sarcastically tell him to post this on GTM. He did not realising I was joking.
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: 09090901 on December 31, 2018, 06:43:10 PM
unironically delete your account
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Hoppin on December 31, 2018, 06:55:52 PM
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E

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Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: superbomb122 on January 01, 2019, 07:35:10 PM
Welcome to: HOW TO LITERALLY JUST PLAY A VIDEO GAME (For Pros ONLY) (NOT CLICKBAIT) XDXD-TCRR's BIG TUTORIALS!!!!!
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: RedAce on January 01, 2019, 07:37:41 PM
Best Post of GTM 2019 right here folks.  We did it.  Nothing can beat this.
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: TheOrcCorp on January 01, 2019, 07:40:58 PM
This would be great advice...if it worked for Code Red in the first place. I seem to recall him doing this and he's ended up driving into the pit every Parsec tournament before blaming lagging or the host! :V
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: 09090901 on January 01, 2019, 07:43:46 PM
Best Post of GTM 2019 right here folks.  We did it.  Nothing can beat this.
knowing code red, he'll top this within the next few days
Title: The Parsec Zone Part II
Post by: kix on January 01, 2019, 08:16:47 PM
Code Redalert irl



you may wonder how I do so well in driving into the pit like a boss, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the pit, think of that gaping hole, ignore the fact that you will lose immediately. Winning is not the goal
-after that make sure you know exactly where it will go
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to that pit, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the pit
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a fog of war)
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone Part II
Post by: superbomb122 on January 01, 2019, 08:24:19 PM
Code Redalert irl



you may wonder how I do so well in driving into the pit like a boss, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the pit, think of that gaping hole, ignore the fact that you will lose immediately. Winning is not the goal
-after that make sure you know exactly where it will go
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to that pit, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the pit
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a fog of war)
Uncredited smh
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: kix on January 01, 2019, 08:27:23 PM
Code Redalert irl



you may wonder how I do so well in driving into the pit like a boss, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the pit, think of that gaping hole, ignore the fact that you will lose immediately. Winning is not the goal
-after that make sure you know exactly where it will go
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to that pit, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the pit
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a fog of war)
You stole it from code red smh
Uncredited smh
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Redalert on January 02, 2019, 07:21:42 AM
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the bots, think of the moves, ignore everything else
-after that make sure you know exactly what is happening at the moment
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to the screen, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the screen
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a distraction)

You don’t need all these steps for fighting a match in RA2, you just fight the match, no matter how you are, and sugar isn’t the best idea for a match- it makes your brain race= hastily built bot = bad luck in tournament.
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: kix on January 02, 2019, 09:59:08 AM
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the bots, think of the moves, ignore everything else
-after that make sure you know exactly what is happening at the moment
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to the screen, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the screen
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a distraction)

You don’t need all these steps for fighting a match in RA2, you just fight the match, no matter how you are, and sugar isn’t the best idea for a match- it makes your brain race= hastily built bot = bad luck in tournament.
Redalert chad dropping facts here
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Team Code Red Robotics on January 02, 2019, 11:56:12 AM
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the bots, think of the moves, ignore everything else
-after that make sure you know exactly what is happening at the moment
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to the screen, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the screen
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a distraction)

You don’t need all these steps for fighting a match in RA2, you just fight the match, no matter how you are, and sugar isn’t the best idea for a match- it makes your brain race= hastily built bot = bad luck in tournament.
If you didn't know already, this was a joke from the beginning
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: TheOrcCorp on January 02, 2019, 12:20:10 PM
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the bots, think of the moves, ignore everything else
-after that make sure you know exactly what is happening at the moment
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to the screen, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the screen
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a distraction)

You don’t need all these steps for fighting a match in RA2, you just fight the match, no matter how you are, and sugar isn’t the best idea for a match- it makes your brain race= hastily built bot = bad luck in tournament.
If you didn't know already, this was a joke from the beginning

Of course it was! This is definitely something you don't do and then get angry when it doesn't work...right? Nah, I MUST be thinking of someone else. :dumb)
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Team Code Red Robotics on January 02, 2019, 02:28:49 PM
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the bots, think of the moves, ignore everything else
-after that make sure you know exactly what is happening at the moment
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to the screen, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the screen
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a distraction)

You don’t need all these steps for fighting a match in RA2, you just fight the match, no matter how you are, and sugar isn’t the best idea for a match- it makes your brain race= hastily built bot = bad luck in tournament.
If you didn't know already, this was a joke from the beginning

Of course it was! This is definitely something you don't do and then get angry when it doesn't work...right? Nah, I MUST be thinking of someone else. :dumb)
I don't really follow the instructions of the zone, I tried to make it a meme and it didn't really work as I wanted to, I wanted it to be ironic and stupid, and it backfired completely
Title: The REAL Parsec Zone
Post by: TheOrcCorp on January 02, 2019, 02:41:32 PM
I don't really follow the instructions of the zone...

Ah yes, you don't follow THIS Parsec Zone, you follow another one. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Code Red's ACTUAL Parsec Zone".
- Declare before your match that you're deafening yourself to concentrate.
- Don't drive your bot upon activation, allowing someone else to drive for you. (Such a gentleman!)
- Suddenly come back and start driving again before driving yourself into the pit.
- Make a fuss about how you were "lagging" to try and avoid the fact you drove into the pit again.
- Ragequit while constantly saying "I'M A BAD DRIVER GUYS, I'M A BAD DRIVER!" and declaring the host to rig the tournament against you. (Oh, forget what I said about being a gentleman.)
- ???
- Profit? Nah, there's no profit here...you just look like an imbecile.

Lesson of the day guys: don't listen to people who don't know what they're talking about and be able to accept defeat! Be a Gentleman, don't be a Code Red. ;)
Title: Re: The REAL Parsec Zone
Post by: Team Code Red Robotics on January 02, 2019, 02:44:40 PM
I don't really follow the instructions of the zone...

Ah yes, you don't follow THIS Parsec Zone, you follow another one. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Code Red's ACTUAL Parsec Zone".
- Declare before your match that you're deafening yourself to concentrate.
- Don't drive your bot upon activation, allowing someone else to drive for you. (Such a gentleman!)
- Suddenly come back and start driving again before driving yourself into the pit.
- Make a fuss about how you were "lagging" to try and avoid the fact you drove into the pit again.
- Ragequit while constantly saying "I'M A BAD DRIVER GUYS, I'M A BAD DRIVER!" and declaring the host to rig the tournament against you. (Oh, forget what I said about being a gentleman.)
- ???
- Profit? Nah, there's no profit here...you just look like an imbecile.

Lesson of the day guys: don't listen to people who don't know what they're talking about and be able to accept defeat! Be a Gentleman, don't be a Code Red. ;)
There is no parsec zone orc, no matter what way you put it
Title: Re: The REAL Parsec Zone
Post by: TheOrcCorp on January 02, 2019, 02:48:05 PM
There is no parsec zone

*looks at the title of the thread*
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You mean you've lied to us this whole time? Definitely not a gentleman then. You should hang your head in shame.
Title: Re: The REAL Parsec Zone
Post by: Team Code Red Robotics on January 02, 2019, 02:51:52 PM
There is no parsec zone

*looks at the title of the thread*
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You mean you've lied to us this whole time? Definitely not a gentleman then. You should hang your head in shame.
yep, :thumbup
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: superbomb122 on January 02, 2019, 03:23:23 PM
You can't go back on something you thought was serious advice and call it a joke or "le funny meme ecksdee".
Either you posted this with serious intent or you have managed to transcend the mortal plane of satire, and one of those things is more believable.
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Team Code Red Robotics on January 02, 2019, 03:30:33 PM
You can't go back on something you thought was serious advice and call it a joke or "le funny meme ecksdee".
Either you posted this with serious intent or you have managed to transcend the mortal plane of satire, and one of those things is more believable.
I had no serious intent while making this, it's not really believable but I was genuinely joking when I wrote it
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: TheOrcCorp on January 02, 2019, 03:37:16 PM
You've literally done this every time before you did a Parsec match. Stop with the bulls***.
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: superbomb122 on January 02, 2019, 03:47:10 PM
You've literally done this every time before you did a Parsec match. Stop with the bulls***.
Seconded
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Hoppin on January 02, 2019, 03:52:44 PM
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Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: 09090901 on January 02, 2019, 03:54:44 PM
unironically delete your account
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: kix on January 02, 2019, 04:07:24 PM
time for this thread to commit kill
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Hoppin on January 02, 2019, 05:16:30 PM
you may wonder how I drive so well in certain parsec battles, it's because of something I like to call "T H E Z O N E", and here is a tutorial to get into T H E Z O N E
-I recommend meditation before getting into the zone, as it calms and clears your mind of anything
- make sure there no audible distractions
- make sure you don’t have to take a dump/eat/ect
- just focus on the bots, think of the moves, ignore everything else
-after that make sure you know exactly what is happening at the moment
You are almost there
- make sure you have yourself a snack with high sugar content (quick reaction time due to high energy)
- Pay attention only to the screen, blink when you need to, never stop looking at the screen
That is how you get to T H E Z O N E (probably only works 10% of the time as most of the time you will have occurred a distraction)

Just won a Parsec match using this tactic. Great tutorial Code!
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: pokebro14 on January 02, 2019, 05:37:45 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you
'The Parsec Zone Audio Book'tm
Written by Code red and Read by some random text to speech thing.
This inspirational audio book has been critically aclaimed by RA2 players.

"This has really helped me benefit my life"-Plerco

"I'm now evolved tbh"-Hoppin

"Now this is something the parsec support team would be interested in"-Geese

Please rate
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Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Hoppin on January 02, 2019, 05:44:30 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you
'The Parsec Zone Audio Book'tm
Written by Code red and Read by some random text to speech thing.
This inspirational audio book has been critically aclaimed by RA2 players.

"This has really helped me benefit my life"-Plerco

"I'm now evolved tbh"-Hoppin

"Now this is something the parsec support team would be interested in"-Geese

Please rate
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It's like Stephen Hawking himself is talking to my soul from the heavens.
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Billy5545 on January 02, 2019, 05:45:34 PM
Seeing the piss against Code Red. Wow, savage
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: 09090901 on January 02, 2019, 06:39:12 PM
Seeing the piss against Code Red. Wow, savage
inf would be proud
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Billy5545 on January 02, 2019, 06:40:59 PM
Seeing the piss against Code Red. Wow, savage
inf would be proud
What do you mean?
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Reier on January 02, 2019, 06:57:45 PM
im getting 2nd hand embarrassment from how much funnier code red is than any other member in this topic
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: kix on January 02, 2019, 07:19:21 PM
This post makes me wet
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Reier on January 02, 2019, 07:59:30 PM
im getting 2nd hand embarrassment from how much funnier code red is than any other member in this topic
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peak comedy
i never said code red was funny either
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Team Code Red Robotics on January 02, 2019, 08:01:57 PM
im getting 2nd hand embarrassment from how much funnier code red is than any other member in this topic
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peak comedy
i never said code red was funny either
At least you are being honest
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: 09090901 on January 02, 2019, 09:05:10 PM
epic comedy prank: host an epic gaymer parsec tournament and restart your match when you lose because you were """distracted"""

edit: good job 09
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228400876497272832/530274136103321601/unknown.png)

dont blame me fbi
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Redalert on January 03, 2019, 07:11:18 AM
Okay, okay, this is rediculous.
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Team Code Red Robotics on January 03, 2019, 07:15:44 AM
Okay, okay, this is rediculous.
No it's GTM
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: Redalert on January 03, 2019, 07:16:12 AM
Ah.

It’s like a sick April fools joke.
Title: Re: The Parsec Zone
Post by: superbomb122 on January 03, 2019, 10:32:28 AM
Welcome to the real GTM newbie