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A Formal Letter To Kurt Wylde
« Reply #43260 on: August 11, 2013, 07:05:53 PM »
Dear Kossokei,

I'm writing to you in regards to our old love. Ever since I left you and ran off with Ducky I have been completely wrought with guilt. Many nights I laid awake, fretting about you and wondering how you were. I tried to forget about it and get on with my life without feeling ashamed of my decision, but I still can't help but feel bad. And so it plagued me to write to you, hoping for forgiveness and to be taken back by you. If you don't feel that way about me anymore it's understandable.

I still love you. Will you be my Kossy again?

Love, Kurt Wylde.

x x x
Dear Kurt Wylde,

     See me in the bedroom at a quarter to 11 for my answer  ;)

-Kossokei

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Re: A Formal Letter To Kurt Wylde
« Reply #43261 on: August 11, 2013, 07:24:49 PM »
Dear Kossokei,

I'm writing to you in regards to our old love. Ever since I left you and ran off with Ducky I have been completely wrought with guilt. Many nights I laid awake, fretting about you and wondering how you were. I tried to forget about it and get on with my life without feeling ashamed of my decision, but I still can't help but feel bad. And so it plagued me to write to you, hoping for forgiveness and to be taken back by you. If you don't feel that way about me anymore it's understandable.

I still love you. Will you be my Kossy again?

Love, Kurt Wylde.

x x x
Dear Kurt Wylde,

     See me in the bedroom at a quarter to 11 for my answer  ;)

-Kossokei
Oh Kossy! *Jumps into your arms.*

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Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« Reply #43262 on: August 11, 2013, 07:25:54 PM »
OH KOSSOKEI

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Re: A Formal Letter To Kurt Wylde
« Reply #43263 on: August 11, 2013, 07:33:58 PM »
Dear Kossokei,

I'm writing to you in regards to our old love. Ever since I left you and ran off with Ducky I have been completely wrought with guilt. Many nights I laid awake, fretting about you and wondering how you were. I tried to forget about it and get on with my life without feeling ashamed of my decision, but I still can't help but feel bad. And so it plagued me to write to you, hoping for forgiveness and to be taken back by you. If you don't feel that way about me anymore it's understandable.

I still love you. Will you be my Kossy again?

Love, Kurt Wylde.

x x x
Dear Kurt Wylde,

     See me in the bedroom at a quarter to 11 for my answer  ;)

-Kossokei
Oh Kossy! *Jumps into your arms.*
Welcome back, wylde-kun~ <3 *catches you*

OH KOSSOKEI
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Re: A Formal Letter To Kurt Wylde
« Reply #43264 on: August 11, 2013, 07:45:34 PM »
Dear Kossokei,

I'm writing to you in regards to our old love. Ever since I left you and ran off with Ducky I have been completely wrought with guilt. Many nights I laid awake, fretting about you and wondering how you were. I tried to forget about it and get on with my life without feeling ashamed of my decision, but I still can't help but feel bad. And so it plagued me to write to you, hoping for forgiveness and to be taken back by you. If you don't feel that way about me anymore it's understandable.

I still love you. Will you be my Kossy again?

Love, Kurt Wylde.

x x x
Dear Kurt Wylde,

     See me in the bedroom at a quarter to 11 for my answer  ;)

-Kossokei
Oh Kossy! *Jumps into your arms.*

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Re: A Formal Letter To Kurt Wylde
« Reply #43265 on: August 11, 2013, 07:48:11 PM »
Dear Kossokei,

I'm writing to you in regards to our old love. Ever since I left you and ran off with Ducky I have been completely wrought with guilt. Many nights I laid awake, fretting about you and wondering how you were. I tried to forget about it and get on with my life without feeling ashamed of my decision, but I still can't help but feel bad. And so it plagued me to write to you, hoping for forgiveness and to be taken back by you. If you don't feel that way about me anymore it's understandable.

I still love you. Will you be my Kossy again?

Love, Kurt Wylde.

x x x
Dear Kurt Wylde,

     See me in the bedroom at a quarter to 11 for my answer  ;)

-Kossokei
Oh Kossy! *Jumps into your arms.*
Welcome back, wylde-kun~ <3 *catches you*
I promise I'll never leave you again. I'm so sorry I did.

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Re: A Formal Letter To Kurt Wylde
« Reply #43266 on: August 11, 2013, 08:07:06 PM »
Dear Kossokei,

I'm writing to you in regards to our old love. Ever since I left you and ran off with Ducky I have been completely wrought with guilt. Many nights I laid awake, fretting about you and wondering how you were. I tried to forget about it and get on with my life without feeling ashamed of my decision, but I still can't help but feel bad. And so it plagued me to write to you, hoping for forgiveness and to be taken back by you. If you don't feel that way about me anymore it's understandable.

I still love you. Will you be my Kossy again?

Love, Kurt Wylde.

x x x
Dear Kurt Wylde,

     See me in the bedroom at a quarter to 11 for my answer  ;)

-Kossokei
Oh Kossy! *Jumps into your arms.*
Welcome back, wylde-kun~ <3 *catches you*
Just leave me then  :'(

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Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« Reply #43267 on: August 11, 2013, 08:39:11 PM »
You never loved me, plaz...

I realized that when you stopped participating in Whipped-Cream Wednesdays  :nope:

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Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« Reply #43268 on: August 11, 2013, 09:15:33 PM »
You never loved me, plaz...

I realized that when you stopped participating in Whipped-Cream Wednesdays  :nope:

I was just a one night thing...







Wanna make it a two night thing?

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Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« Reply #43269 on: August 11, 2013, 10:38:08 PM »
So this is canon now huh

Goddammit I liked shipping Koss and Tweedy 

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Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« Reply #43270 on: August 11, 2013, 10:44:08 PM »
So this is canon now huh

Goddammit I liked shipping Koss and Tweedy 
Tweedy x Colonel Sanders
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« Reply #43271 on: August 11, 2013, 10:52:13 PM »
 Fun fact: Tweedy has never had Kool-Aid.

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Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« Reply #43272 on: August 12, 2013, 02:58:28 AM »
Fun fact: Although I'm Asian, I've never played the piano.
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Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« Reply #43273 on: August 12, 2013, 03:32:27 AM »
Fun fact: Although I'm Asian, I've never played the piano.
How about violin?
Oh I'll be doing some banging.......

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Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« Reply #43274 on: August 12, 2013, 10:07:47 AM »
Fun fact: Although I'm Asian, I've never played the piano.
How about violin?

Nope, electric guitar.

Neither am I good in kung-fu (always been more partial to boxing or wrestling), My math is decent, but then again Malaysian math is really simple.
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Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« Reply #43275 on: August 12, 2013, 04:06:25 PM »
Kossy, can we snuggle tonight?

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Re: A Formal Letter To Kurt Wylde
« Reply #43276 on: August 12, 2013, 04:31:34 PM »
Dear Kossokei,

I'm writing to you in regards to our old love. Ever since I left you and ran off with Ducky I have been completely wrought with guilt. Many nights I laid awake, fretting about you and wondering how you were. I tried to forget about it and get on with my life without feeling ashamed of my decision, but I still can't help but feel bad. And so it plagued me to write to you, hoping for forgiveness and to be taken back by you. If you don't feel that way about me anymore it's understandable.

I still love you. Will you be my Kossy again?

Love, Kurt Wylde.

x x x
Dear Kurt Wylde,

     See me in the bedroom at a quarter to 11 for my answer  ;)

-Kossokei
Oh Kossy! *Jumps into your arms.*
Welcome back, wylde-kun~ <3 *catches you*
I promise I'll never leave you again. I'm so sorry I did.
I have no words...

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Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« Reply #43277 on: August 12, 2013, 04:50:27 PM »

Hmmm... Interesting video.

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Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« Reply #43278 on: August 12, 2013, 04:53:39 PM »
10 useless human body parts, huh? Is Noodle's dick one of them?

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Re: The General Chatter Thread.
« Reply #43279 on: August 12, 2013, 04:58:47 PM »

Hmmm... Interesting video.
Hair follicles do serve a purpose, and a couple of others I think might also have a purpose, but further investigation would be required to confirm this. Anyways, hair does trap air pockets under clothes to keep us warm, like a natural string vest. Whilst not entirely effective, it's much better than no hair. You would notice the difference.

EDIT: upon consideration, this makes it one of the only evolutions in human history to be affected by our intelligence and our use of clothing in the first place.