Sorry for interrupting the flow of Username meanings but I thought in sharing a winner Internet image: I laughed for 10 minutes straight. Better yet it's now my profile picture in facebook!
Hurricane Andrew struck Florida in August of 1992. I have always said that it was named after me because I always left a path of destruction.
Shish-KaBotnot sure why i decided to use this as my username. this is the only forum where i'm not the username i use for everything else.
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.
IT’S no secret that Ke$ha has a stirring effect on the loins of red-blooded heterosexual men everywhere. From her smouldering “come sleep with me” eyeshadow to her wanton tumble of blonde curls, she leaves a lot of us imagining a wanton tumble of a very different kind!This appealing trailer-park Lady Gaga has it all, combining stunning good looks with an air of unbridled feminine sexuality and an aura of easy availability and exciting sleaze. It’s not hard to fantasise about meeting her in your local beer garden on a weekend when your girlfriend is out of town, striking up a conversation over a couple of drinks, and before you know it finding out that one thing has led to another!Yet the Bible says: “whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.” We are talking about a thought crime for which the punishment is a literal eternity of torment with no possibility of release.Everywhere she goes this blithely seductive autotuned minx leaves a trail of good Christian men who, according to scripture, have condemned themselves to the most fiery pits of Hell by gazing lustfully upon her heaving milk sacs and “come hither” hindquarters. Many of these men cannot help but cement their damnation by furiously “tipping the filthy concrete” into a basketball sock the very minute they get home!But something even more disturbing is going on.In her latest shameless smut video, Ke$ha appears to be using her pulchritudinous charms to recruit the unsuspecting youth of America into a furrysexual agenda!Most Christwire readers have never heard of furrysexual “furries” (or “furverts”, as some of them like to be called). Sadly, that blissful, blessed innocence is about to end.Furrysexualism is a weird subculture of tortured souls who get strange sexual kicks out of dressing up in smelly homemade animal costumes. Many of these furry sex suits have strategically placed sex holes that offer other furrysexuals uninhibited access to the furvert’s sex parts during “yiffing” or “skritching” sex sessions!But these bizarre, anonymous glory holes are merely the glistening tip of the furrysexual iceberg. Some furrysexuals spend their parents’ money buying depraved phallic sex toys modelled on the sin sticks of real animals! They then use these toys — which have such suggestive names as “Medium Hyena” and “Euro Ruff Jr” — to diddle their own hungry sodomy holes!Worse still, a brief look at sicko furrysexual websites like vivisector.org reveals that some furrysexuals apparently rape their own pets. The fact that this is not widely discussed might suggest that there really is a shadowy furrysexual cabal known as the Furluminati that is able to shut down the conversation with specious claims of “fursecution”.Anyway, in the grimy video for her latest catchy Top-40 hit, C’mon, Ke$ha cavorts with alarming insouciance with a startling menagerie of furrysexual creatures including a rabbit, a crocodile, a cat and a dog — all the while singing about how she wants to “stay up all night” and “screw”.The point of the whole squalid exercise appears to be to promote social acceptance of the furrysexual lifestyle. And to make impressionable teenagers let their guard down around priapic weirdos in badly stitched chicken suits who want to touch them on their toilet parts.Many of Ke$ha’s more mature male fans — some of whom are old enough to be her father — are now for the first time finding themselves downcast instead of in their accustomed posture of standing to attention.Over to you: Do you think Ke$ha is promoting a furrysexual agenda? Have you ever had furrysexual thoughts or a furrysexual experience? Do you think that traditional American culture is being undermined by a furrysexual menace?** NEW FURRYSEXUAL FRIENDS PLEASE NOTE: Comments from new accounts automatically go into moderation until one of them is approved by a Christwire author. Once your first comment is approved you are free to comment to your little black heart’s content.I do my best to approve comments on my stories, but most of the other authors are too busy doing the LORD’s work to concern themselves with such things. — Arthur
Got to write an essay about Macbeth tomorrow morning... Done no revision for it, like all my tests. I'm ****ed. Wish me luck.
Quote from: Kurt Wylde on May 01, 2013, 03:28:41 PMGot to write an essay about Macbeth tomorrow morning... Done no revision for it, like all my tests. I'm ****ed. Wish me luck.Hit up sparknotes.com bro.
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*Bone cracking sound*Finally back. That mute wasn't expected. I guess kissing is too offensive material for Naryar's eyes. I would also like to thank GF, Sparkey and Powerrave for giving me great laughs. So much whining for one single, miserable avatar that was supposed to troll People, and it worked. I also found it hilarious that people ACTUALLY thought it's me in the avatar.It's funny how much people care about others profile pictures, especially when they should realize it's a joke.
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