Author Topic: The General Chatter Thread. (Read 1575182 times)

Gazea2 · « **Reply #33980 on:** June 05, 2012, 03:58:13 PM »

Be kind to your Buffalo-footed Crack
For a duck may be somebody`s Chance,
Be kind to your Crack in Closet
Where the weather is always Productive.

You may think that this is the Shadow,
Well it is.

Okay, what...?

NFX · « **Reply #33981 on:** June 05, 2012, 04:06:35 PM »

Star Wars this time.

SKBT · « **Reply #33982 on:** June 05, 2012, 04:08:29 PM »

I am so calling him Darth Nary now...

MassimoV · « **Reply #33983 on:** June 05, 2012, 04:09:07 PM »

Weird Al, White and Nerdy:
Think I`m just too greasy and nerdy
Think I`m just too greasy and nerdy
I`m just too greasy and nerdy
Really, really greasy and nerdy

First in my class here at University of Guam
Got venison chops, I`m a champion at Candyland
M.C. Thunder Gut, that`s my favorite M.C.
Keep you`re 40, I`ll just have an Earl Grey dilluted cocaine
My pillows never vomit, to the contrary
You`ll find that they`re quite stationary
All of my itchy figures are fried duck bill
Stephen Hawking`s in my rabbit

My MySpace page is all totally licked out
Got people beggin` for my top -1x4+5^4 spaces
Yo, I know earwax to a thousand places
Ain`t got no mittens but I still wear gauntlets
I order all of my sandwiches with vampires
I`m a wiz at Minesweeper, I could simmer for days
Once you`ve see my green moves, you`re gonna stay amazed
My nostrils movin` so fast I`ll set the award ablaze

There`s no killer 40 gloc cal I haven`t murdered (murdered)
At slovakian, well I`m number one (one)
Do vector pottery just for fun
I ain`t got a gat, but I got a pissing gun (what?)
advanced Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your fingernail in a game of ping pong
I`ll ace any trivia carpet you bring on
I`m funky in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here`s the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my bath full of blood
I know in my achilles tendon they think I`m
greasy and nerdy

Think I`m just too greasy and nerdy
Think I`m just too greasy and nerdy
Can`t you see I`m greasy and nerdy
Look at me I`m greasy and nerdy

ty4er · « **Reply #33984 on:** June 05, 2012, 04:21:50 PM »

My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very WEIRD and REDUCED. He should have a physique like JUSTIN BIEBER, a profile like JOEBLO, and the intelligence of a/an PIKACHU. He must be polite and must always remember to SEX my CONDOM, to tip his ANAL TOY and to take my MOUTH when crossing the street. He should move EFFORTLESSLY, have a/an WACKY voice, and should always dress SLOWER. I would also like him to be a/an DEVOTED dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper FOREGOING nothings into my FACE and hold my HOMOSEXUAL PANTIES. I know a/an BRA is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is NARYAR

i dont even know

Mr. AS · « **Reply #33985 on:** June 05, 2012, 07:19:51 PM »

yo sup

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #33986 on:** June 05, 2012, 07:22:52 PM »

[FOUL LANGUAGE REMOVED, USER WARNED!] YOU, YOU LITTLE [FOUL LANGUAGE REMOVED, USER WARNED!]SUCKING PIECE OF [FOUL LANGUAGE REMOVED, USER WARNED!]!!! YOUR MOTHER IS A [FOUL LANGUAGE REMOVED, USER WARNED!]ING [FOUL LANGUAGE REMOVED, USER WARNED!], AND SHE LOVES TO SUCK MY [FOUL LANGUAGE REMOVED, USER WARNED!] AFTER I [FOUL LANGUAGE REMOVED, USER WARNED!] HER IN THE [FOUL LANGUAGE REMOVED, USER WARNED!]HOLE! GO [FOUL LANGUAGE REMOVED, USER WARNED!] YOURSELF, YOU [FOUL LANGUAGE REMOVED, USER WARNED!][FOUL LANGUAGE REMOVED, USER WARNED!] MOTHER[FOUL LANGUAGE REMOVED, USER WARNED!]!!!

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

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Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #33987 on:** June 05, 2012, 07:34:23 PM »

Funny, 'cause if he was banned for that post, there would be two sets of 'User banned for this post' messages and times of editing. I'd like to see what that'd look like, actually...

SKBT · « **Reply #33988 on:** June 05, 2012, 07:44:29 PM »

ACAMS you time traveling [FOUL LANGUAGE REMOVED, USER WARNED!]

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HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #33989 on:** June 05, 2012, 07:47:11 PM »

Quote from: SKBT on June 05, 2012, 07:44:29 PM

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ACAMS you time traveling [FOUL LANGUAGE REMOVED, USER WARNED!]

« Last Edit: Today, 08:45:49 PM by ACAMS »

Care to write some code that will detect your time zone and correct it's self accordingly?

SKBT · « **Reply #33990 on:** June 05, 2012, 07:49:19 PM »

I would but I can only write in Labview and that's only usable for robots...

Mr. AS · « **Reply #33991 on:** June 05, 2012, 07:52:01 PM »

Quote from: Enigma on June 05, 2012, 01:53:30 PM

http://www.madglibs.com/
Dear NARYAR,

It has come to my TIT that you are the THE BEST girl/boy in the HOUSE. My PENIS starts ****ING a RIVER every time you speak. I would like to RELINQUISH if you want to go to the SAN FRANCISCO GAY PRIDE PARADE with me next TUESDAY. If you GRUMP please GROUCH me at the NUREMBURG in OVER 9000 EONS. I COMMIT you and everything about you.

REJOICINGLY ,
JONZU95

Dear Mr. and Mrs. GAY LUIGI,

Will you let me SMOKE your WEED? Ever since I have laid WINGS on BOB, I have ****ED madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL of my BLACK PEOPLE and that someday we will DIE happily ever after. I have a MMMEME as a/an PROSTITUTE that pays $-1 each month. I promise to SMOKE BOB with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
DONALD DUCK ACAMS

090901 · « **Reply #33992 on:** June 05, 2012, 09:35:22 PM »

Picture yourself in a DILDO on a river,
With PIZZA trees and PASTA skies
Somebody calls you, you RAN quite SLOWLY ,
A girl with HOT eyes.

Cellophane SUCKS of BLACK and green,
RAM over your head.
SLAM for the girl with the HOT DOG in her eyes,
And she`s gone.

NARYAR in the sky with DICKS...
NARYAR in the sky with DICKS...
NARYAR in the sky with DICKS...

Follow her down to a HAND by a fountain
Where rocking horse FEET eat FINGER pies,
Everyone ****S as you **** past the flowers,
That RAPE so incredibly high.

Newspaper BALLS appear on the shore,
Waiting to take you away.
Climb in the back with your BALLS in the clouds,
And you`re gone.

Picture yourself on a train in a PREYTOR'S ANUS,
With SWEATY porters with looking glass PANTIES,
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,
The girl with HOT eyes.

NARYAR in the sky with DICKS...
NARYAR in the sky with DICKS...
NARYAR in the sky with DICKS..

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #33993 on:** June 06, 2012, 12:53:42 AM »

Dear School Nurse:
Naryar will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of The Plague and has horrible DICKS and a/an hot fever. We have made an appointment with the throbbing Dr. faggot, who studied for many years in Your Ass and has 69 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
Sincerely
Mrs. enormous.

Gropaga · « **Reply #33994 on:** June 06, 2012, 04:38:10 AM »

I saw some strange dream today : Someone was going to some training with "Aaron". I don't think last name was mentioned in dream.
I think Colombine was mentioned in dream.
There was something where you must disable bomb.

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #33995 on:** June 06, 2012, 04:57:39 AM »

Quote from: Gropaga on June 06, 2012, 04:38:10 AM

I saw some strange dream today : Someone was going to some training with "Aaron". I don't think last name was mentioned in dream.
I think Colombine was mentioned in dream.
There was something where you must disable bomb.

O_o

Okay that's just creepy. Unless you got your hands on the draft transcript, that's just creepy

Philippa · « **Reply #33996 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:20:17 AM »

In Memorium - Kurt Wylde's Green Headphones.

Sunday December 25th 2011 - Wednesday April 29th 2012
Forever and sorely missed.

Today we are also here to celebrate the new beginning of a new life.

Kurt Wylde's Green Headphones was born today at about 12.45pm in Sports Direct. The birth was quick and easy. May we celebrate the new friendship it will have with Kurt Wylde.

xxx Friends Forever xxx

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Naryar · « **Reply #33997 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:24:16 AM »

so you empathize with your headphones ? WTF, man ?

Philippa · « **Reply #33998 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:28:51 AM »

Quote from: Naryar on June 06, 2012, 09:24:16 AM

So you empathize with your headphones? WTF, man?

No, I just really like them. They have the best quality out of all the headphones/earbuds that I have owned/tried. They look cool, my favourive colour and fit really well too. Plus, in Sports Direct they have 70% off.

Mr. AS · « **Reply #33999 on:** June 06, 2012, 01:47:04 PM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on June 06, 2012, 09:20:17 AM

In Memorium - Kurt Wylde's Green Headphones.
(Image removed from quote.)
Sunday December 25th 2011 - Wednesday April 29th 2012
Forever and sorely missed.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE
I STAYED BY YOUR SIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
I MADE MY MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES

edit: I MADE STEAaAAaaAAAaaaAaaaaaakasKeS