[2:23:34 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: MPRI[2:25:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO WHAT UP IM WILL SMITH[2:25:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO ONE DAY I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND I TRIED TO TAKE A BIG sh**[2:26:10 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT THEN MY ASS WAS REALLY TIGHT SO ONLY A BIT OF sh** CAME OUT[2:26:18 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND IT LEFT A sh** TRAIL ON THE SIDE OF THE BOWL[2:26:19 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: ok[2:26:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE sh** TRAIL WAS SO THICK EVEN WHEN YOU FLUSHED THE TOILET IT STAYED ON[2:26:32 PM] octagon man: sexy time[2:26:38 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN CARLTON CAME IN THE BATHROOM[2:26:43 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE TOOK A REALLY BIG sh**[2:26:50 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT THIS TIME HIS CAME OUT ALL THE WAY[2:26:54 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: carlton farted[2:26:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND BEFORE LONG HIS HEAD WAS STUCK IN THE ROOF[2:27:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I SAID YO CARLTON YOU SHOULDNT BE UP THERE[2:27:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE SAID HE COULDNT HELP IT BECAUSE THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF sh** COMING OUT OF HIS ASS FORCED HIM UP THERE![2:27:41 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY I WENT OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND WENT INTO THE KITCHEN[2:27:51 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE BUTLER GUY WAS CHOPPING ONIONS[2:27:57 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I SAID YOOOOO[2:28:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WHAT YOU DOING GEOFFRY[2:28:09 PM] octagon man: amazing story[2:28:12 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE SAID OH NOTHING MASTER WILL[2:28:17 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: IM JUST CHOPPING ONIONS[2:28:28 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP A KNIFE AND THREW IT AT HIS FACE[2:28:34 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HIS EYEBALL FELL OUT![2:28:40 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP HIS EYEBALL[2:28:45 PM] doublestrand: I did not notice there was another pony thread debate :I[2:28:48 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I USED IT IN A GAME OF SNOOKER[2:28:50 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I WON[2:29:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: NYEGH WHERE DID YOU GET THAT EYEBALL SNOOKER CUE[2:29:13 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WAS LIKE UUUUH IT WAS STUCK UP YOUR ASS[2:29:19 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE LOOKED UP HIS ASS[2:29:23 PM] octagon man: damn[2:29:27 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND BY CHANCE HE FOUND ONE JUST LIKE IT![2:29:31 PM] octagon man: ha ha[2:29:35 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: aaa[2:29:45 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE PULLED IT OUT AND THEN CARLTON CAME DOWNSTAIRS[2:29:50 PM] octagon man: hehe[2:29:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT CARLTON DIDN'T WIPE HIS ASS[2:30:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THE sh** WAS BEGINNING TO FLAKE AROUND HIS BUTT CHEEKS[2:30:04 PM] octagon man: ur slow[2:30:04 PM | Removed 2:30:39 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: This message has been removed.[2:30:22 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE CAME DOWNSTAIRS AND SAID YO WE RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER[2:30:26 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT ACCIDENTALY[2:30:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: fat[2:30:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: MY ASS LOOSENED UP[2:30:37 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP IN MY PANT[2:30:49 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: UNCLE PHIL SAID WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL AND THE ROOM BEGAN TO FLOOD WITH sh**[2:30:55 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: MY ASS WAS REALLY loose[2:30:57 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I RAN INTO THE GARDEN[2:31:05 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HILARY WAS PLAYING SWINGBALL WITH HER TOP OFF[2:31:27 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WENT UP TO HER AND SMASHED HER SO HARD ACROSS THE FACE THAT HER HEAD GOT SHOVED UP HER ASS AND CAME OUT OF HER VAGINA[2:31:39 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SHE SCREAMED IN PAIN BUT I SAID ONE MOMENT PLEASE[2:31:59 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I WENT INSIDE AND GEOFFREY HAD PUT THE EYE FROM UNCLE PHIL'S ASS IN HIS EYEBALL[2:32:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY SHALL I CONTINUE OR IS THIS STORY BORING YOU?[2:32:33 PM] octagon man: continu[2:32:53 PM] Skittrox220: Penis.[2:32:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: OK SO IT'S NIGHT TIME OVER HERE IN BEL AIR AND EVERYONES ASLEEP BUT THEN WE ALL WOKE UP[2:32:58 PM] octagon man: wait[2:32:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND WE LOOKED OUTSIDE[2:33:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND ALL OF A SUDDEN[2:33:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: 9/11 HAPPENED[2:33:11 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO WE ALL HUDDLED AROUND THE TV[2:33:24 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND WE LOOKED AND SAW THAT THE PLANE HAD A MASSIVE ASS CRACK DRAWN ON IT[2:33:28 PM] *** POWDERED TOAST MAN has changed the conversation topic to "MY ASS WAS REALLY TIGHT" ***[2:33:29 PM] octagon man: bich i am ninja[2:33:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN JAZZY JEFF CAME IN OUR HOUSE[2:33:39 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE WAS ALL LIKE[2:33:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO WHAT UP[2:33:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: I'M JAZZY[2:33:46 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I'M JEFFT[2:33:47 PM] octagon man: hehe[2:33:52 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: COMING BACK ON THE MIC[2:34:04 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ON THE ONE'S AND TWO'S AND THREE'S AND FOUR'S AND FIVE'S AND SIX'S[2:34:06 PM] octagon man: /thred[2:34:07 PM] octagon man: fuu[2:34:25 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I TOOK THE EYEBALL OUT OF THE BUTLER'S FACE AND I THREW IT AT JAZZY JEFF AND HE CAUGHT IT[2:34:31 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE CRUSHED IT WITH HIS BEAR HANDS![2:34:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THEN I WENT UPSTAIRS TO VIVIAN'S ROOM[2:34:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SHE WAS WATCHING SOME GAY PORN OR SOMETHING[2:34:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I SAID YOOOOOOO[2:35:02 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WHAT YOU ****IN' DOING IN THERE[2:35:07 PM] octagon man: but his ass was tight[2:35:10 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I BROKE DOWN THE DOOR WITH MY ASS CHEEKS[2:35:24 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I NEEDED ANOTHER sh** REALLY BAD[2:35:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WENT TO THE BATHROOM[2:35:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE LITTLE sh** TRAIL WAS STILL THERE[2:35:40 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: here we go again[2:35:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WASHED MY FACE[2:35:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN HILARY CAME IN[2:35:55 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SHE SAID[2:36:00 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: I NEED A SHOWER NOW WILL[2:36:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP THE SHOWERHEAD AND SAID[2:36:09 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: was her ass tight[2:36:12 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO HERE'S YOUR SHOWER BITCH[2:36:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I THREW THE SHOWERHEAD AT HER FACE AND HER FACE EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PEICES![2:36:37 PM] doublestrand: thats it I'm going on busy to many beeps :I[2:36:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN I SAT DOWN TO TAKE A sh**[2:36:49 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: too_many_toasters.jpeg[2:36:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT MY ASS WAS STILL EXTREMELY TIGHT SO IT WAS REALLY PAINFUL[2:37:11 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SO I WAS THERE FOR 4 HOURS WRIGGLING AROUND LIKE I WAS IN SOME KINDA LMFAO VIDEO[2:37:12 PM] octagon man: yea[2:37:18 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN UNCLE PHIL BURST IN THE DOOR ALL LIKE[2:37:23 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AAAAAAGH MOTHERLAAAAAND[2:37:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah[2:37:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP THE TOILET BOWL[2:37:35 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WITH ALL MY sh** IN IT[2:37:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I THREW IT AT HIS FAT ****ING GREASY FACE[2:37:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE CAUGHT IT[2:37:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE DROPPED IT ON HIS TOES[2:38:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND COMPLETELY OBLITERATED HIS FEET![2:38:04 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY, SHOULD I CONTINUE?[2:40:00 PM] octagon man: yes[2:40:15 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: NO YOU CONTINUE THE STORY NOW[2:40:16 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: FAGGOT[2:40:21 PM] octagon man: OK[2:40:24 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: then[2:40:33 PM] octagon man: SO I WALKED IN AND I WAS LIKE HOLY JESUS ITS JESUS[2:40:43 PM] octagon man: BUT THEN I REALISED IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON[2:40:48 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: THEN HE WAS JIZZING ON GAY LUIGI[2:40:50 PM] octagon man: SO I TRIED TO RAPE HIM[2:41:06 PM] octagon man: BUT THEN HE ASPLODED BECAUSE HIS ASS WAS TOO TIGHT[2:41:15 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I WAS LIKE WOAH HE HAD ONE TIGHT ASS[2:41:24 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I WENT TO THE ZOO ON MARS[2:41:33 PM] octagon man: AND THOSE ANIMALS HAD SOME TIGHT ASSES[2:41:49 PM] octagon man: SO I WENT TO THE TOILET AND TRIED TO TAKE A sh**[2:41:52 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: AND THEN ALL THE GIRAFFES FARTED OUT OF THIER TIGHT ASSES[2:41:53 PM] *** FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=- has changed the conversation topic to "TIGHT ASS" ***[2:41:54 PM] octagon man: SO I COULDNT[2:42:03 PM] *** POWDERED TOAST MAN has changed the conversation topic to "CANDY ASS" ***[2:42:09 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I ASKED MY FRIEND TO sh** FOR ME[2:42:11 PM] octagon man: AND HE DID[2:42:21 PM] octagon man: AND THEN I THREW HIS sh** RIGHT AT HIM[2:42:23 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: SO I WAS LIKE WHERE DA HOS AT[2:42:34 PM] octagon man: AND HE DISTRFDGTSGINTERGRATED[2:42:42 PM] octagon man: AND WENT BACK TO MEXICO[2:42:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE JUMPED OVER THE ****IN' BORDER[2:43:00 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: WHERE WE KILLED SANTA CLAUSE[2:43:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN UNCLE PHIL CAME IN[2:43:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE DIDN'T JUMP THE BORDER[2:43:17 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: HE JUST WALKED RIGHT THROUGH IT BECAUSE HE'S A ****ING FAT PRICK[2:43:30 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE SAID WILL WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT TIGHT ASSES ON MARS[2:43:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I SAID BUT DAD YOU KNOW IT'S MY THING[2:43:41 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: THEN I \\\\\\\\\[2:43:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AT THAT[2:43:48 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE EXPLODED[2:44:03 PM] *** SOTG has left ***[2:44:08 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND ALL OF HIS CHUBBY TUBBY GREASY STICKY STINKY ****IN' sh**TY FAT-ASS ****ER FAT WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE[2:44:09 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN[2:44:14 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: A MODERN DAY DISASTER HAPPENED[2:44:16 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SCOURGE LEFT[2:44:21 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND NOBODY CARED[2:44:25 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN JESUS SAID[2:44:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: owell[2:44:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: EVERYONE SHOULD CARE BECAUSE IT'S ****IN' SCOURGE[2:44:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SO I GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AT THAT[2:44:45 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND MY ASS BECAME SO TIGHT[2:44:50 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: SHE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF A TIGHT ASS[2:44:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THAT IT BEGAN IMPLODING ON ITSELF[2:45:05 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN MY ASS TURNED INTO A BLACK HOLE[2:45:20 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND UNCLE PHIL SAID WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL BUT THEN HE WAS SUCKED IN BY THE BLACK HOLE IN MY ASS[2:45:26 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN I GOT SUCKED IN[2:45:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: AND SUCKED ALL THE OTHER TIGHT ASSES IN[2:45:33 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN EVERYTHING GOT SUCKED IN AS WELL[2:45:40 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN EVERYTHING JUST EXPLODED![2:45:41 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THE END
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on January 18, 2012, 02:07:52 PM [2:23:34 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: MPRI[2:25:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO WHAT UP IM WILL SMITH[2:25:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO ONE DAY I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND I TRIED TO TAKE A BIG sh**[2:26:10 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT THEN MY ASS WAS REALLY TIGHT SO ONLY A BIT OF sh** CAME OUT[2:26:18 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND IT LEFT A sh** TRAIL ON THE SIDE OF THE BOWL[2:26:19 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: ok[2:26:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE sh** TRAIL WAS SO THICK EVEN WHEN YOU FLUSHED THE TOILET IT STAYED ON[2:26:32 PM] octagon man: sexy time[2:26:38 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN CARLTON CAME IN THE BATHROOM[2:26:43 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE TOOK A REALLY BIG sh**[2:26:50 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT THIS TIME HIS CAME OUT ALL THE WAY[2:26:54 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: carlton farted[2:26:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND BEFORE LONG HIS HEAD WAS STUCK IN THE ROOF[2:27:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I SAID YO CARLTON YOU SHOULDNT BE UP THERE[2:27:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE SAID HE COULDNT HELP IT BECAUSE THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF sh** COMING OUT OF HIS ASS FORCED HIM UP THERE![2:27:41 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY I WENT OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND WENT INTO THE KITCHEN[2:27:51 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE BUTLER GUY WAS CHOPPING ONIONS[2:27:57 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I SAID YOOOOO[2:28:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WHAT YOU DOING GEOFFRY[2:28:09 PM] octagon man: amazing story[2:28:12 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE SAID OH NOTHING MASTER WILL[2:28:17 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: IM JUST CHOPPING ONIONS[2:28:28 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP A KNIFE AND THREW IT AT HIS FACE[2:28:34 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HIS EYEBALL FELL OUT![2:28:40 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP HIS EYEBALL[2:28:45 PM] doublestrand: I did not notice there was another pony thread debate :I[2:28:48 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I USED IT IN A GAME OF SNOOKER[2:28:50 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I WON[2:29:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: NYEGH WHERE DID YOU GET THAT EYEBALL SNOOKER CUE[2:29:13 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WAS LIKE UUUUH IT WAS STUCK UP YOUR ASS[2:29:19 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE LOOKED UP HIS ASS[2:29:23 PM] octagon man: damn[2:29:27 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND BY CHANCE HE FOUND ONE JUST LIKE IT![2:29:31 PM] octagon man: ha ha[2:29:35 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: aaa[2:29:45 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE PULLED IT OUT AND THEN CARLTON CAME DOWNSTAIRS[2:29:50 PM] octagon man: hehe[2:29:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT CARLTON DIDN'T WIPE HIS ASS[2:30:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THE sh** WAS BEGINNING TO FLAKE AROUND HIS BUTT CHEEKS[2:30:04 PM] octagon man: ur slow[2:30:04 PM | Removed 2:30:39 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: This message has been removed.[2:30:22 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE CAME DOWNSTAIRS AND SAID YO WE RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER[2:30:26 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT ACCIDENTALY[2:30:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: fat[2:30:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: MY ASS LOOSENED UP[2:30:37 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP IN MY PANT[2:30:49 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: UNCLE PHIL SAID WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL AND THE ROOM BEGAN TO FLOOD WITH sh**[2:30:55 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: MY ASS WAS REALLY loose[2:30:57 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I RAN INTO THE GARDEN[2:31:05 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HILARY WAS PLAYING SWINGBALL WITH HER TOP OFF[2:31:27 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WENT UP TO HER AND SMASHED HER SO HARD ACROSS THE FACE THAT HER HEAD GOT SHOVED UP HER ASS AND CAME OUT OF HER VAGINA[2:31:39 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SHE SCREAMED IN PAIN BUT I SAID ONE MOMENT PLEASE[2:31:59 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I WENT INSIDE AND GEOFFREY HAD PUT THE EYE FROM UNCLE PHIL'S ASS IN HIS EYEBALL[2:32:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY SHALL I CONTINUE OR IS THIS STORY BORING YOU?[2:32:33 PM] octagon man: continu[2:32:53 PM] Skittrox220: Penis.[2:32:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: OK SO IT'S NIGHT TIME OVER HERE IN BEL AIR AND EVERYONES ASLEEP BUT THEN WE ALL WOKE UP[2:32:58 PM] octagon man: wait[2:32:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND WE LOOKED OUTSIDE[2:33:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND ALL OF A SUDDEN[2:33:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: 9/11 HAPPENED[2:33:11 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO WE ALL HUDDLED AROUND THE TV[2:33:24 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND WE LOOKED AND SAW THAT THE PLANE HAD A MASSIVE ASS CRACK DRAWN ON IT[2:33:28 PM] *** POWDERED TOAST MAN has changed the conversation topic to "MY ASS WAS REALLY TIGHT" ***[2:33:29 PM] octagon man: bich i am ninja[2:33:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN JAZZY JEFF CAME IN OUR HOUSE[2:33:39 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE WAS ALL LIKE[2:33:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO WHAT UP[2:33:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: I'M JAZZY[2:33:46 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I'M JEFFT[2:33:47 PM] octagon man: hehe[2:33:52 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: COMING BACK ON THE MIC[2:34:04 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ON THE ONE'S AND TWO'S AND THREE'S AND FOUR'S AND FIVE'S AND SIX'S[2:34:06 PM] octagon man: /thred[2:34:07 PM] octagon man: fuu[2:34:25 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I TOOK THE EYEBALL OUT OF THE BUTLER'S FACE AND I THREW IT AT JAZZY JEFF AND HE CAUGHT IT[2:34:31 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE CRUSHED IT WITH HIS BEAR HANDS![2:34:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THEN I WENT UPSTAIRS TO VIVIAN'S ROOM[2:34:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SHE WAS WATCHING SOME GAY PORN OR SOMETHING[2:34:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I SAID YOOOOOOO[2:35:02 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WHAT YOU ****IN' DOING IN THERE[2:35:07 PM] octagon man: but his ass was tight[2:35:10 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I BROKE DOWN THE DOOR WITH MY ASS CHEEKS[2:35:24 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I NEEDED ANOTHER sh** REALLY BAD[2:35:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WENT TO THE BATHROOM[2:35:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE LITTLE sh** TRAIL WAS STILL THERE[2:35:40 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: here we go again[2:35:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WASHED MY FACE[2:35:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN HILARY CAME IN[2:35:55 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SHE SAID[2:36:00 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: I NEED A SHOWER NOW WILL[2:36:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP THE SHOWERHEAD AND SAID[2:36:09 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: was her ass tight[2:36:12 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO HERE'S YOUR SHOWER BITCH[2:36:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I THREW THE SHOWERHEAD AT HER FACE AND HER FACE EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PEICES![2:36:37 PM] doublestrand: thats it I'm going on busy to many beeps :I[2:36:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN I SAT DOWN TO TAKE A sh**[2:36:49 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: too_many_toasters.jpeg[2:36:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT MY ASS WAS STILL EXTREMELY TIGHT SO IT WAS REALLY PAINFUL[2:37:11 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SO I WAS THERE FOR 4 HOURS WRIGGLING AROUND LIKE I WAS IN SOME KINDA LMFAO VIDEO[2:37:12 PM] octagon man: yea[2:37:18 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN UNCLE PHIL BURST IN THE DOOR ALL LIKE[2:37:23 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AAAAAAGH MOTHERLAAAAAND[2:37:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah[2:37:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP THE TOILET BOWL[2:37:35 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WITH ALL MY sh** IN IT[2:37:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I THREW IT AT HIS FAT ****ING GREASY FACE[2:37:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE CAUGHT IT[2:37:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE DROPPED IT ON HIS TOES[2:38:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND COMPLETELY OBLITERATED HIS FEET![2:38:04 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY, SHOULD I CONTINUE?[2:40:00 PM] octagon man: yes[2:40:15 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: NO YOU CONTINUE THE STORY NOW[2:40:16 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: FAGGOT[2:40:21 PM] octagon man: OK[2:40:24 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: then[2:40:33 PM] octagon man: SO I WALKED IN AND I WAS LIKE HOLY JESUS ITS JESUS[2:40:43 PM] octagon man: BUT THEN I REALISED IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON[2:40:48 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: THEN HE WAS JIZZING ON GAY LUIGI[2:40:50 PM] octagon man: SO I TRIED TO RAPE HIM[2:41:06 PM] octagon man: BUT THEN HE ASPLODED BECAUSE HIS ASS WAS TOO TIGHT[2:41:15 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I WAS LIKE WOAH HE HAD ONE TIGHT ASS[2:41:24 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I WENT TO THE ZOO ON MARS[2:41:33 PM] octagon man: AND THOSE ANIMALS HAD SOME TIGHT ASSES[2:41:49 PM] octagon man: SO I WENT TO THE TOILET AND TRIED TO TAKE A sh**[2:41:52 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: AND THEN ALL THE GIRAFFES FARTED OUT OF THIER TIGHT ASSES[2:41:53 PM] *** FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=- has changed the conversation topic to "TIGHT ASS" ***[2:41:54 PM] octagon man: SO I COULDNT[2:42:03 PM] *** POWDERED TOAST MAN has changed the conversation topic to "CANDY ASS" ***[2:42:09 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I ASKED MY FRIEND TO sh** FOR ME[2:42:11 PM] octagon man: AND HE DID[2:42:21 PM] octagon man: AND THEN I THREW HIS sh** RIGHT AT HIM[2:42:23 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: SO I WAS LIKE WHERE DA HOS AT[2:42:34 PM] octagon man: AND HE DISTRFDGTSGINTERGRATED[2:42:42 PM] octagon man: AND WENT BACK TO MEXICO[2:42:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE JUMPED OVER THE ****IN' BORDER[2:43:00 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: WHERE WE KILLED SANTA CLAUSE[2:43:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN UNCLE PHIL CAME IN[2:43:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE DIDN'T JUMP THE BORDER[2:43:17 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: HE JUST WALKED RIGHT THROUGH IT BECAUSE HE'S A ****ING FAT PRICK[2:43:30 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE SAID WILL WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT TIGHT ASSES ON MARS[2:43:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I SAID BUT DAD YOU KNOW IT'S MY THING[2:43:41 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: THEN I \\\\\\\\\[2:43:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AT THAT[2:43:48 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE EXPLODED[2:44:03 PM] *** SOTG has left ***[2:44:08 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND ALL OF HIS CHUBBY TUBBY GREASY STICKY STINKY ****IN' sh**TY FAT-ASS ****ER FAT WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE[2:44:09 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN[2:44:14 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: A MODERN DAY DISASTER HAPPENED[2:44:16 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SCOURGE LEFT[2:44:21 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND NOBODY CARED[2:44:25 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN JESUS SAID[2:44:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: owell[2:44:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: EVERYONE SHOULD CARE BECAUSE IT'S ****IN' SCOURGE[2:44:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SO I GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AT THAT[2:44:45 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND MY ASS BECAME SO TIGHT[2:44:50 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: SHE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF A TIGHT ASS[2:44:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THAT IT BEGAN IMPLODING ON ITSELF[2:45:05 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN MY ASS TURNED INTO A BLACK HOLE[2:45:20 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND UNCLE PHIL SAID WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL BUT THEN HE WAS SUCKED IN BY THE BLACK HOLE IN MY ASS[2:45:26 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN I GOT SUCKED IN[2:45:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: AND SUCKED ALL THE OTHER TIGHT ASSES IN[2:45:33 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN EVERYTHING GOT SUCKED IN AS WELL[2:45:40 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN EVERYTHING JUST EXPLODED![2:45:41 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THE END olol, is this on AIMZ ? if so i just might have to get an account and add u guise.
Quote from: Enigma on January 18, 2012, 07:01:05 PMQuote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on January 18, 2012, 02:07:52 PM [2:23:34 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: MPRI[2:25:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO WHAT UP IM WILL SMITH[2:25:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO ONE DAY I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND I TRIED TO TAKE A BIG sh**[2:26:10 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT THEN MY ASS WAS REALLY TIGHT SO ONLY A BIT OF sh** CAME OUT[2:26:18 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND IT LEFT A sh** TRAIL ON THE SIDE OF THE BOWL[2:26:19 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: ok[2:26:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE sh** TRAIL WAS SO THICK EVEN WHEN YOU FLUSHED THE TOILET IT STAYED ON[2:26:32 PM] octagon man: sexy time[2:26:38 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN CARLTON CAME IN THE BATHROOM[2:26:43 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE TOOK A REALLY BIG sh**[2:26:50 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT THIS TIME HIS CAME OUT ALL THE WAY[2:26:54 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: carlton farted[2:26:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND BEFORE LONG HIS HEAD WAS STUCK IN THE ROOF[2:27:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I SAID YO CARLTON YOU SHOULDNT BE UP THERE[2:27:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE SAID HE COULDNT HELP IT BECAUSE THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF sh** COMING OUT OF HIS ASS FORCED HIM UP THERE![2:27:41 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY I WENT OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND WENT INTO THE KITCHEN[2:27:51 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE BUTLER GUY WAS CHOPPING ONIONS[2:27:57 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I SAID YOOOOO[2:28:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WHAT YOU DOING GEOFFRY[2:28:09 PM] octagon man: amazing story[2:28:12 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE SAID OH NOTHING MASTER WILL[2:28:17 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: IM JUST CHOPPING ONIONS[2:28:28 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP A KNIFE AND THREW IT AT HIS FACE[2:28:34 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HIS EYEBALL FELL OUT![2:28:40 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP HIS EYEBALL[2:28:45 PM] doublestrand: I did not notice there was another pony thread debate :I[2:28:48 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I USED IT IN A GAME OF SNOOKER[2:28:50 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I WON[2:29:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: NYEGH WHERE DID YOU GET THAT EYEBALL SNOOKER CUE[2:29:13 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WAS LIKE UUUUH IT WAS STUCK UP YOUR ASS[2:29:19 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE LOOKED UP HIS ASS[2:29:23 PM] octagon man: damn[2:29:27 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND BY CHANCE HE FOUND ONE JUST LIKE IT![2:29:31 PM] octagon man: ha ha[2:29:35 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: aaa[2:29:45 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE PULLED IT OUT AND THEN CARLTON CAME DOWNSTAIRS[2:29:50 PM] octagon man: hehe[2:29:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT CARLTON DIDN'T WIPE HIS ASS[2:30:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THE sh** WAS BEGINNING TO FLAKE AROUND HIS BUTT CHEEKS[2:30:04 PM] octagon man: ur slow[2:30:04 PM | Removed 2:30:39 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: This message has been removed.[2:30:22 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE CAME DOWNSTAIRS AND SAID YO WE RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER[2:30:26 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT ACCIDENTALY[2:30:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: fat[2:30:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: MY ASS LOOSENED UP[2:30:37 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP IN MY PANT[2:30:49 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: UNCLE PHIL SAID WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL AND THE ROOM BEGAN TO FLOOD WITH sh**[2:30:55 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: MY ASS WAS REALLY loose[2:30:57 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I RAN INTO THE GARDEN[2:31:05 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HILARY WAS PLAYING SWINGBALL WITH HER TOP OFF[2:31:27 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WENT UP TO HER AND SMASHED HER SO HARD ACROSS THE FACE THAT HER HEAD GOT SHOVED UP HER ASS AND CAME OUT OF HER VAGINA[2:31:39 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SHE SCREAMED IN PAIN BUT I SAID ONE MOMENT PLEASE[2:31:59 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I WENT INSIDE AND GEOFFREY HAD PUT THE EYE FROM UNCLE PHIL'S ASS IN HIS EYEBALL[2:32:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY SHALL I CONTINUE OR IS THIS STORY BORING YOU?[2:32:33 PM] octagon man: continu[2:32:53 PM] Skittrox220: Penis.[2:32:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: OK SO IT'S NIGHT TIME OVER HERE IN BEL AIR AND EVERYONES ASLEEP BUT THEN WE ALL WOKE UP[2:32:58 PM] octagon man: wait[2:32:58 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND WE LOOKED OUTSIDE[2:33:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND ALL OF A SUDDEN[2:33:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: 9/11 HAPPENED[2:33:11 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO WE ALL HUDDLED AROUND THE TV[2:33:24 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND WE LOOKED AND SAW THAT THE PLANE HAD A MASSIVE ASS CRACK DRAWN ON IT[2:33:28 PM] *** POWDERED TOAST MAN has changed the conversation topic to "MY ASS WAS REALLY TIGHT" ***[2:33:29 PM] octagon man: bich i am ninja[2:33:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN JAZZY JEFF CAME IN OUR HOUSE[2:33:39 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE WAS ALL LIKE[2:33:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO WHAT UP[2:33:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: I'M JAZZY[2:33:46 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I'M JEFFT[2:33:47 PM] octagon man: hehe[2:33:52 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: COMING BACK ON THE MIC[2:34:04 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ON THE ONE'S AND TWO'S AND THREE'S AND FOUR'S AND FIVE'S AND SIX'S[2:34:06 PM] octagon man: /thred[2:34:07 PM] octagon man: fuu[2:34:25 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I TOOK THE EYEBALL OUT OF THE BUTLER'S FACE AND I THREW IT AT JAZZY JEFF AND HE CAUGHT IT[2:34:31 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE CRUSHED IT WITH HIS BEAR HANDS![2:34:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THEN I WENT UPSTAIRS TO VIVIAN'S ROOM[2:34:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SHE WAS WATCHING SOME GAY PORN OR SOMETHING[2:34:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I SAID YOOOOOOO[2:35:02 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WHAT YOU ****IN' DOING IN THERE[2:35:07 PM] octagon man: but his ass was tight[2:35:10 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I BROKE DOWN THE DOOR WITH MY ASS CHEEKS[2:35:24 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I NEEDED ANOTHER sh** REALLY BAD[2:35:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WENT TO THE BATHROOM[2:35:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THE LITTLE sh** TRAIL WAS STILL THERE[2:35:40 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: here we go again[2:35:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I WASHED MY FACE[2:35:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN HILARY CAME IN[2:35:55 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SHE SAID[2:36:00 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: I NEED A SHOWER NOW WILL[2:36:07 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP THE SHOWERHEAD AND SAID[2:36:09 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: was her ass tight[2:36:12 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: YO HERE'S YOUR SHOWER BITCH[2:36:29 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I THREW THE SHOWERHEAD AT HER FACE AND HER FACE EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PEICES![2:36:37 PM] doublestrand: thats it I'm going on busy to many beeps :I[2:36:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN I SAT DOWN TO TAKE A sh**[2:36:49 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: too_many_toasters.jpeg[2:36:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT MY ASS WAS STILL EXTREMELY TIGHT SO IT WAS REALLY PAINFUL[2:37:11 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SO I WAS THERE FOR 4 HOURS WRIGGLING AROUND LIKE I WAS IN SOME KINDA LMFAO VIDEO[2:37:12 PM] octagon man: yea[2:37:18 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN UNCLE PHIL BURST IN THE DOOR ALL LIKE[2:37:23 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AAAAAAGH MOTHERLAAAAAND[2:37:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah[2:37:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO I PICKED UP THE TOILET BOWL[2:37:35 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: WITH ALL MY sh** IN IT[2:37:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I THREW IT AT HIS FAT ****ING GREASY FACE[2:37:47 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE CAUGHT IT[2:37:53 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE DROPPED IT ON HIS TOES[2:38:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND COMPLETELY OBLITERATED HIS FEET![2:38:04 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: ANYWAY, SHOULD I CONTINUE?[2:40:00 PM] octagon man: yes[2:40:15 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: NO YOU CONTINUE THE STORY NOW[2:40:16 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: FAGGOT[2:40:21 PM] octagon man: OK[2:40:24 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: then[2:40:33 PM] octagon man: SO I WALKED IN AND I WAS LIKE HOLY JESUS ITS JESUS[2:40:43 PM] octagon man: BUT THEN I REALISED IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON[2:40:48 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: THEN HE WAS JIZZING ON GAY LUIGI[2:40:50 PM] octagon man: SO I TRIED TO RAPE HIM[2:41:06 PM] octagon man: BUT THEN HE ASPLODED BECAUSE HIS ASS WAS TOO TIGHT[2:41:15 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I WAS LIKE WOAH HE HAD ONE TIGHT ASS[2:41:24 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I WENT TO THE ZOO ON MARS[2:41:33 PM] octagon man: AND THOSE ANIMALS HAD SOME TIGHT ASSES[2:41:49 PM] octagon man: SO I WENT TO THE TOILET AND TRIED TO TAKE A sh**[2:41:52 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: AND THEN ALL THE GIRAFFES FARTED OUT OF THIER TIGHT ASSES[2:41:53 PM] *** FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=- has changed the conversation topic to "TIGHT ASS" ***[2:41:54 PM] octagon man: SO I COULDNT[2:42:03 PM] *** POWDERED TOAST MAN has changed the conversation topic to "CANDY ASS" ***[2:42:09 PM] octagon man: SO THEN I ASKED MY FRIEND TO sh** FOR ME[2:42:11 PM] octagon man: AND HE DID[2:42:21 PM] octagon man: AND THEN I THREW HIS sh** RIGHT AT HIM[2:42:23 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: SO I WAS LIKE WHERE DA HOS AT[2:42:34 PM] octagon man: AND HE DISTRFDGTSGINTERGRATED[2:42:42 PM] octagon man: AND WENT BACK TO MEXICO[2:42:56 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE JUMPED OVER THE ****IN' BORDER[2:43:00 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: WHERE WE KILLED SANTA CLAUSE[2:43:01 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN UNCLE PHIL CAME IN[2:43:06 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: BUT HE DIDN'T JUMP THE BORDER[2:43:17 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: HE JUST WALKED RIGHT THROUGH IT BECAUSE HE'S A ****ING FAT PRICK[2:43:30 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE SAID WILL WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT TIGHT ASSES ON MARS[2:43:36 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND I SAID BUT DAD YOU KNOW IT'S MY THING[2:43:41 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: THEN I \\\\\\\\\[2:43:44 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AT THAT[2:43:48 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND HE EXPLODED[2:44:03 PM] *** SOTG has left ***[2:44:08 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND ALL OF HIS CHUBBY TUBBY GREASY STICKY STINKY ****IN' sh**TY FAT-ASS ****ER FAT WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE[2:44:09 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN[2:44:14 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: A MODERN DAY DISASTER HAPPENED[2:44:16 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SCOURGE LEFT[2:44:21 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND NOBODY CARED[2:44:25 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: SO THEN JESUS SAID[2:44:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: owell[2:44:32 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: EVERYONE SHOULD CARE BECAUSE IT'S ****IN' SCOURGE[2:44:42 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND SO I GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AT THAT[2:44:45 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND MY ASS BECAME SO TIGHT[2:44:50 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: SHE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF A TIGHT ASS[2:44:54 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THAT IT BEGAN IMPLODING ON ITSELF[2:45:05 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN MY ASS TURNED INTO A BLACK HOLE[2:45:20 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND UNCLE PHIL SAID WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL BUT THEN HE WAS SUCKED IN BY THE BLACK HOLE IN MY ASS[2:45:26 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN I GOT SUCKED IN[2:45:28 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: AND SUCKED ALL THE OTHER TIGHT ASSES IN[2:45:33 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN EVERYTHING GOT SUCKED IN AS WELL[2:45:40 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: AND THEN EVERYTHING JUST EXPLODED![2:45:41 PM] FOTEPX -=[ASSiGN]=-: THE END olol, is this on AIMZ ? if so i just might have to get an account and add u guise.skype actually
TP alright my name on there is uncle_slamm so add me you cock monglers..
is this bot don't lost all razors in a fight before do a damage thought
I just realized my tournament ban is over. o_o
Quote from: Jonzu95 on January 19, 2012, 07:47:09 AMI just realized my tournament ban is over. o_oquick do a multi entry lightweight tournament or heavyweight tag team or something
Quote from: ty4er on January 19, 2012, 09:40:34 AMQuote from: Jonzu95 on January 19, 2012, 07:47:09 AMI just realized my tournament ban is over. o_oquick do a multi entry lightweight tournament or heavyweight tag team or somethingHW's, Hell no. O_O
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