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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28320 on: January 16, 2012, 11:46:06 AM »
I actually have had a dream about nary. :P
i think i had a weird dream a week ago about having a new year's eve party in the containment cube or whatever the ironbot arena is called with a green and red bot fighting and an audience is watching (iirc the red bot was a hs and the green bot was a rammer and they were both stock irl realism) and the rammer was winning i think
then my dream cut to a cgi bart and lisa (from the simpsons) trying to cross a broken bridge to get to the the new year's eve party (which apparently is in the city on the lowest floor of a building), they decide to jump the bridge but lisa doesn't make it and scratches her face on the edge of the bridge but manages to climb the bridge's other side
BUT THEN a huge-ass statue of some fat kid starts trying to destroy the building where the ironbot arena is and the people notice when the building starts shaking so everyone goes outside and starts attacking the statue, by now it's probably 10 or 11 pm, and some guy is shooting pickles at the statue (you can probably guess who this is)
so the people (including the bots that were fighting, controlled by some more people) eventually kill the statue and it falls down and they go back to celebrating, and the cgi bart and lisa finally show up at the party and go to watch the bots fight
then there just a (partially) sepia tone slide show of what happened (except the statue was a statue of a little girl crying blood when clearly it was a statue of somebody else earlier)
the dream ends with me riding a carnival ride the next morning and the seats were bumble bees while eating a steak and cheese (basically a "happily ever after" ending)
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Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28321 on: January 16, 2012, 11:49:25 AM »
You have a girlfriend? o_o
Of course he does. He's a brony.

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...no, couldn't type that with a straight face.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28322 on: January 16, 2012, 12:07:25 PM »
No, couldn't type that with a straight face.
Or read it with one either. :3

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28323 on: January 16, 2012, 12:28:41 PM »

inb4 this post ends in doubles

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28324 on: January 16, 2012, 01:55:59 PM »
Wha...?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28325 on: January 16, 2012, 01:58:09 PM »
Just finished playing Happy Wheels, during the 5 minutes I was playing - this happened.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28326 on: January 16, 2012, 02:44:56 PM »
Just finished playing Happy Wheels, during the 5 minutes I was playing - this happened.
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This is perfectly normal.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28327 on: January 16, 2012, 03:00:18 PM »
Happy wheels <3

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28328 on: January 16, 2012, 03:30:13 PM »
Happy wheels <3
It is if that sort of things happens.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28329 on: January 16, 2012, 03:59:11 PM »
Even though Temi plays happy wheels alot more than me. :P

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28330 on: January 16, 2012, 04:02:21 PM »
Happy wheels is fun but needs some new characters.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28331 on: January 16, 2012, 05:41:57 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)
inb4 this post ends in doubles

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ok lets try this again..

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28332 on: January 16, 2012, 08:33:33 PM »
So... today for lunch my school served fried chicken, mac n' cheese and green beans. Sans "purple drank" and watermelon could they have served a more politically incorrect meal on Martin Luther King Day?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28333 on: January 16, 2012, 08:58:17 PM »
So... today for lunch my school served fried chicken, mac n' cheese and green beans. Sans "purple drank" and watermelon could they have served a more politically incorrect meal on Martin Luther King Day?
trololololol

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28334 on: January 16, 2012, 09:29:17 PM »
Holy sh**... Tankcat came back.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28335 on: January 17, 2012, 01:23:20 AM »
I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE FOR LONG ENOUGH

WHO IS TANKCAT D:

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28336 on: January 17, 2012, 01:27:05 AM »
He had the great 36HS rivalry with II.
Better than GK since 2009.
I think SM is a pretty cool guy, eh builds unicycle-bots and doesn't afraid of anything

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28337 on: January 17, 2012, 01:29:48 AM »
after reading through his previous posts, he seems like a douche who can't get over the fact that infy's a better builder, and was too arrogant to admit it.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28338 on: January 17, 2012, 01:30:48 AM »
He innovated a new way to chain motors in stock, then went into pointless drama.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #28339 on: January 17, 2012, 01:57:53 AM »
Déja vu... o__o