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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27420 on: January 03, 2012, 10:00:35 PM »
Some guy who owed me $140 and went off the radar just called me today saying he'd be hitting me back. **** yes.

Depends on what he hits you with!

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27421 on: January 03, 2012, 10:17:34 PM »
I;m starting to like mustard a lot recently. Which is odd, since I used to never eat it at all. :p

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27422 on: January 03, 2012, 11:52:59 PM »
ok kids gather round, cause uncle enigma's gonna tell you a story that like just happened..

so i'm at this party at my friends house, bunch of my friends there. My girlfriend didn't want to come cause parties are too mainstream to her. (she's about as social as i am)
So one of the bro's there provided booze, i provided music, was a fun time. A girl who's like best friends with my girlfriend's there, she's also been third-wheeling it with me and my girlfriend.. (she's 15)
she comes over to talk to me, i'm on my third round of sammy adams.. kinda buzzed
>this can't go well.jpg
we start to talk, she says she doesn't like metal, (most of my friends do that's why provided teh tunes) i tell her to dealwithit
>she says i'm an ass but that's why she thinks i'm cool
>i make the mistake of giving her a beer
>now she's wasted (obviously never drank before)
she starts to talk about sex n shit and how guys jack off
so uncomfortable.jpg
she really shitfaced now, starts to tell me how she's had a crush on me for about a year now.
>i'm feeling threat level red amounts of uncomfortableness now
>she starts rubbing my leg
>shewantsmydick.jpg
>i don't back away because i'm a candy-ass pussy
>i tell her i have to go to the bathroom.
luckily the bathroom has a window.
i don't give a fuck how high it is, i jump.
>it's only a few feet
>everything went better than expected
I run to my car and leave
hopefully she'll be too drunk to remember anything..
true story bros.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27423 on: January 04, 2012, 12:13:30 AM »
I don't think you need to post it twice.
Yes I do, most of the people doesn't check TF2 thread. :3
That's because TF2 is sh**, and TF2 jokes and memes are the most unfunny things ever devised by humankind.
reasons help
TF2 memes are the most overused things on the ****ing planet, and they weren't all that funny to begin with. Now they tend to induce vomiting. That's like saying food sucks because 99.99% of people eat it. And what relevance has this to the game itself?

 And TF2 is for casuals. That's just common knowledge. That depends on the server. Several of the more experienced players are complete bosses at the game and play specific servers to cater for that.
Now better reasons.
It has sh**ty graphics compared to Call of Duty, and unlike Call of Duty, it restricts you to only a few classes. Plus, TF2 allows spawn killing and any game that allows spawn killing is automatically a bad game because the developers didn't even bother to make it fair.

Call of Duty does allow for spawn killing though, especially Black Ops. so by that reasoning, CoD is as bad as TF2, at least. And I can't be bothered to say anything else about it because you are attempting to troll.
Yes that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27424 on: January 04, 2012, 01:20:26 AM »
Better than GK since 2009.
I think SM is a pretty cool guy, eh builds unicycle-bots and doesn't afraid of anything

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27425 on: January 04, 2012, 01:23:33 AM »
RA2 is awesome on lan
IKR
Only when you have friends that like RA2... -.-

I mean, constant LAN matches of Essemm vs. G.K.? You lucky people =P

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27426 on: January 04, 2012, 04:09:50 AM »
ok kids gather round, cause uncle enigma's gonna tell you a story that like just happened..

so i'm at this party at my friends house, bunch of my friends there. My girlfriend didn't want to come cause parties are too mainstream to her. (she's about as social as i am)
So one of the bro's there provided booze, i provided music, was a fun time. A girl who's like best friends with my girlfriend's there, she's also been third-wheeling it with me and my girlfriend.. (she's 15)
she comes over to talk to me, i'm on my third round of sammy adams.. kinda buzzed
>this can't go well.jpg
we start to talk, she says she doesn't like metal, (most of my friends do that's why provided teh tunes) i tell her to dealwithit
>she says i'm an ass but that's why she thinks i'm cool
>i make the mistake of giving her a beer
>now she's wasted (obviously never drank before)
she starts to talk about sex n shit and how guys jack off
so uncomfortable.jpg
she really shitfaced now, starts to tell me how she's had a crush on me for about a year now.
>i'm feeling threat level red amounts of uncomfortableness now
>she starts rubbing my leg
>shewantsmydick.jpg
>i don't back away because i'm a candy-ass pussy
>i tell her i have to go to the bathroom.
luckily the bathroom has a window.
i don't give a fuck how high it is, i jump.
>it's only a few feet
>everything went better than expected
I run to my car and leave
hopefully she'll be too drunk to remember anything..
true story bros.


A daring window escape... from a girl ? Seriously, man ? Why didn't you hit it ?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27427 on: January 04, 2012, 05:02:38 AM »
Since I can't send PM's in school anymore, I'll post it here:

Scourge, if you read this, I'll be on Skype for a breif time at 12:35, and I'll be on it at home at 3:30. What time will you be on?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27428 on: January 04, 2012, 05:09:57 AM »
Scourge, if you read this, I'll be on Skype for a breif time at 12:35, and I'll be on it at home at 3:30. What time will you be on?
All day, but leaving it 'til about 8pm is the best bet
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27429 on: January 04, 2012, 05:55:53 AM »
Scourge, if you read this, I'll be on Skype for a breif time at 12:35, and I'll be on it at home at 3:30. What time will you be on?
All day, but leaving it 'til about 8pm is the best bet

Yeah, and then you sign off prematurely ._.

I think 7PM is best, but we'll talk before then about whatever.


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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27430 on: January 04, 2012, 05:57:40 AM »
I don't sign off prematurely. I HAVE to go to bed at 10, and I sometimes manage to skip off later than that if I'm lucky, but not often

But 7 sounds fine
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27431 on: January 04, 2012, 06:38:23 AM »
ok kids gather round, cause uncle enigma's gonna tell you a story that like just happened..

so i'm at this party at my friends house, bunch of my friends there. My girlfriend didn't want to come cause parties are too mainstream to her. (she's about as social as i am)
So one of the bro's there provided booze, i provided music, was a fun time. A girl who's like best friends with my girlfriend's there, she's also been third-wheeling it with me and my girlfriend.. (she's 15)
she comes over to talk to me, i'm on my third round of sammy adams.. kinda buzzed
>this can't go well.jpg
we start to talk, she says she doesn't like metal, (most of my friends do that's why provided teh tunes) i tell her to dealwithit
>she says i'm an ass but that's why she thinks i'm cool
>i make the mistake of giving her a beer
>now she's wasted (obviously never drank before)
she starts to talk about sex n shit and how guys jack off
so uncomfortable.jpg
she really shitfaced now, starts to tell me how she's had a crush on me for about a year now.
>i'm feeling threat level red amounts of uncomfortableness now
>she starts rubbing my leg
>shewantsmydick.jpg
>i don't back away because i'm a candy-ass pussy
>i tell her i have to go to the bathroom.
luckily the bathroom has a window.
i don't give a fuck how high it is, i jump.
>it's only a few feet
>everything went better than expected
I run to my car and leave
hopefully she'll be too drunk to remember anything..
true story bros.


A daring window escape... from a girl ? Seriously, man ? Why didn't you hit it ?

oh damn wait i just forgot you're both underage, and in america. Unless you don't care.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27432 on: January 04, 2012, 07:33:58 AM »
I got a MOAB! :DDDDDDDD
With a Shotgun :DDDDDDDDDD
Then the game disconnected  :FFFUUU

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27433 on: January 04, 2012, 08:11:19 AM »
Only 1 hour left of school... Including the walk home...

@Scourge If It's OK with you, Is 6PM OK? I'm gonna come off the PC early today, 'cause of my Bro being ill and having to look after him and stuff.


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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27434 on: January 04, 2012, 08:24:11 AM »
I love this COD/TF2 debate. I love them both.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27435 on: January 04, 2012, 08:48:41 AM »
'tis fine by me, FO
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27436 on: January 04, 2012, 08:50:18 AM »
'tis fine by me, FO

Thank ya very much, Scourge. I'll see you in an hour.


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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27437 on: January 04, 2012, 08:53:01 AM »
'tis fine by me, FO

Thank ya very much, Scourge. I'll see you in an hour.
Actually, you might not see me in an hour. I'm off to visit Suzume, starting now, so I could be away for some time
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27438 on: January 04, 2012, 09:35:31 AM »
ok kids gather round, cause uncle enigma's gonna tell you a story that like just happened..

so i'm at this party at my friends house, bunch of my friends there. My girlfriend didn't want to come cause parties are too mainstream to her. (she's about as social as i am)
So one of the bro's there provided booze, i provided music, was a fun time. A girl who's like best friends with my girlfriend's there, she's also been third-wheeling it with me and my girlfriend.. (she's 15)
she comes over to talk to me, i'm on my third round of sammy adams.. kinda buzzed
>this can't go well.jpg
we start to talk, she says she doesn't like metal, (most of my friends do that's why provided teh tunes) i tell her to dealwithit
>she says i'm an ass but that's why she thinks i'm cool
>i make the mistake of giving her a beer
>now she's wasted (obviously never drank before)
she starts to talk about sex n shit and how guys jack off
so uncomfortable.jpg
she really shitfaced now, starts to tell me how she's had a crush on me for about a year now.
>i'm feeling threat level red amounts of uncomfortableness now
>she starts rubbing my leg
>shewantsmydick.jpg
>i don't back away because i'm a candy-ass pussy
>i tell her i have to go to the bathroom.
luckily the bathroom has a window.
i don't give a fuck how high it is, i jump.
>it's only a few feet
>everything went better than expected
I run to my car and leave
hopefully she'll be too drunk to remember anything..
true story bros.


A daring window escape... from a girl ? Seriously, man ? Why didn't you hit it ?

oh damn wait i just forgot you're both underage, and in america. Unless you don't care.
...because i have a girlfriend ?
and i'm not underage but she is.
in oklahoma it's legal to have sex at 16.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #27439 on: January 04, 2012, 11:24:01 AM »
Yo, back from school and still wearing my labcoat. 'Cuz it's cool.

Also this afternoon, we centrifugated a mix of red blood cells and salt. We had 11 test tubes to test in the centrifuge, and the teacher said we needed another one filled with water on the twelvth hole cause the centrifuge needed to be balanced else it'll wobble (think HS building)

I suddenly realized I was using ballasts.