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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25440 on: November 29, 2011, 03:46:38 PM »
Scourge, can you continue the Bedtime story? ;3
i'll continue it for her



Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25441 on: November 29, 2011, 03:47:55 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)
Am I going mad, or does that have an uncanny resemblance to me IRL? :3

Mr. AS; please no more stupid Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25442 on: November 29, 2011, 03:49:18 PM »
Mr. AS; please no more stupid Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Seconded.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25443 on: November 29, 2011, 03:50:22 PM »
Scourge, can you continue the Bedtime story? ;3
I think I missed the start of this... But I cant resist a bedtime story.  :bigsmile: Been about 11 or 12 years since I had one.
You can read it here. I update it nightly, just after reading a page to Jonzu
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25444 on: November 29, 2011, 03:51:41 PM »
 Thanks Scourge... ^_^

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25445 on: November 29, 2011, 03:52:38 PM »
Mr. AS; please no more stupid Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Well it WAS a story, wasn't it? A story all about how his life got flip-turned upside-down?


also
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25446 on: November 29, 2011, 03:54:56 PM »
Scourge, can you continue the Bedtime story? ;3
I think I missed the start of this... But I cant resist a bedtime story.  :bigsmile: Been about 11 or 12 years since I had one.
You can read it here. I update it nightly, just after reading a page to Jonzu
Think I might read it. Looks interesting.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25447 on: November 29, 2011, 03:56:29 PM »
A story all about how his life got flip-turned upside-down?
That happened to me.

I got back up off the floor though. Bloody banana peels. :laughing

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25448 on: November 29, 2011, 03:58:49 PM »
A story all about how his life got flip-turned upside-down?
That happened to me.

I got back up off the floor though. Bloody banana peels. :laughing
This happened to me. The girls off my school bus saw slip on ice and fall backwards last winter. My 'friends' were loling so hard they didn't see me get up and quickly get out of sight :/

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25449 on: November 29, 2011, 04:03:25 PM »

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25450 on: November 29, 2011, 04:05:08 PM »
A story all about how his life got flip-turned upside-down?
That happened to me.

I got back up off the floor though. Bloody banana peels. :laughing
This happened to me. The girls off my school bus saw slip on ice and fall backwards last winter. My 'friends' were loling so hard they didn't see me get up and quickly get out of sight :/

Speaking of falls, I have had two major falls in my life.

1. I was 4 and I fell into my next-door neighbour's driveway. Not so bad? My drive is raised and their's is flat. Landed on my head and now I am a little mentally unstable.

2. Two days after I left for the Christmas holidays I slipped on some hidden ice and landed on the point where all three edges meet on solid stone steps. I split my knee open all the way to the bone and I can't run, swim or do goalkeeping properly anymore.

Smashy - I remember that. Bloody brilliant  :mrgreen:

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25451 on: November 29, 2011, 05:07:30 PM »
The worst I've ever done is sprinted into a locked door. Hey, the door was normally unlocked, how was I to know...

I ended up on my back on the floor a few feet from the door, while the people on the other side were laughing at me :L

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25452 on: November 29, 2011, 05:11:23 PM »
let`s make I like Tacos an AU!

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25453 on: November 29, 2011, 05:19:31 PM »
hee hee trias' avatar 404'd
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25454 on: November 29, 2011, 05:31:27 PM »

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25455 on: November 29, 2011, 05:32:37 PM »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25456 on: November 29, 2011, 05:32:58 PM »
404'd here too. =D
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25457 on: November 29, 2011, 05:35:08 PM »
And here =D

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25458 on: November 29, 2011, 05:37:46 PM »
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #25459 on: November 29, 2011, 05:40:09 PM »
trias, the only reason that it looks fine to you is because it's saved in your cache, if you cleared it, you would see that the image 404'd
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.