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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24040 on: November 09, 2011, 03:27:55 PM »
While walking home from school, my girlfriend was followed by a gang of three neds, who threatened, abused and attacked her with rocks, sticks and anything they could get their hands on. Once they had done that, they grabbed her, held a lighter under her hair, and threatened to set fire to her. Then they threatened to find her boyfriend (i.e., me), and kick the <expletive> out of me. Finally, they threatened to go after her family, and burn her house down.
 
Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, go to Glasgow. It contains the worst examples of scum that has ever been dumped unto humanity.
Damn...I'm sorry to hear about it. I hope you're both alright. Personally, I hope someone does that to them.
Never will though, best hope is that they end up killing themselves (most likely.

I've only been in glasgow once, and am very thankful I was there with a large group I must say.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24041 on: November 09, 2011, 03:33:08 PM »
While walking home from school, my girlfriend was followed by a gang of three neds, who threatened, abused and attacked her with rocks, sticks and anything they could get their hands on. Once they had done that, they grabbed her, held a lighter under her hair, and threatened to set fire to her. Then they threatened to find her boyfriend (i.e., me), and kick the <expletive> out of me. Finally, they threatened to go after her family, and burn her house down.
 
Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, go to Glasgow. It contains the worst examples of scum that has ever been dumped unto humanity.

That sucks.

What's a ned?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24042 on: November 09, 2011, 03:37:18 PM »
What's a ned?
Non-Educated Delinquent, the Scottish equivalent of a chav or yobbo
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24043 on: November 09, 2011, 03:38:03 PM »
First I thought he meant a nerd...

So, who here likes Transformers?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24044 on: November 09, 2011, 03:38:25 PM »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24045 on: November 09, 2011, 03:41:07 PM »
So, who here likes Transformers?
Me! Memememememememememememememememememememe! 8D
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24046 on: November 09, 2011, 03:44:31 PM »
I freaking love Transformers!

I saw the original movie, and remember how messed up it was when I was a younger.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24047 on: November 09, 2011, 03:46:03 PM »
I saw the original movie
"It is the year 2005..."

I swear I watched that movie every day I could during 2005 8D
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24048 on: November 09, 2011, 03:49:22 PM »
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24049 on: November 09, 2011, 03:50:12 PM »
I saw the original movie
"It is the year 2005..."

I swear I watched that movie every day I could during 2005 8D

The opening was cool, as the visuals went with the music and the destruction of Lithone was amazing (even though it was pretty depressing), though I wish it was longer (more development).

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24050 on: November 09, 2011, 03:53:26 PM »
While walking home from school, my girlfriend was followed by a gang of three neds, who threatened, abused and attacked her with rocks, sticks and anything they could get their hands on. Once they had done that, they grabbed her, held a lighter under her hair, and threatened to set fire to her. Then they threatened to find her boyfriend (i.e., me), and kick the <expletive> out of me. Finally, they threatened to go after her family, and burn her house down.
 
Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, go to Glasgow. It contains the worst examples of scum that has ever been dumped unto humanity.
I have already been warned about this. you don't go there to get your eyes gouged out by glass or sand kicked in your face, no you go there to purchase booze.
Glasgow never ceases to amaze me, what will them arse munchers do next :(
solution? banish them all to the Arctic!

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24051 on: November 09, 2011, 03:55:17 PM »
I saw the original movie
"It is the year 2005..."

I swear I watched that movie every day I could during 2005 8D

The opening was cool, as the visuals went with the music and the destruction of Lithone was amazing (even though it was pretty depressing), though I wish it was longer (more development).
Likewise. Also, did you know that Weird Al's Dare to be Stupid is a music track in the movie?



8D
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24052 on: November 09, 2011, 03:58:55 PM »
Heck yeah!

I also liked the extended trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvoAxeykxwc&feature=related#

The music at the end with the clips of Unicron is just spectacular!

Did you know about the international versions?

Some had Optimus Prime die in a violent way, and some had scrolling text saying "Optimus Prime will return".

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24053 on: November 09, 2011, 04:15:38 PM »
so...my dad come's home from work, and then he says he's going to go pick someone up, and i'm like "oh goodie, he's bringing home one of his drinking buddies, yay, another mouth to feed.." But then when he gets back, he brings home a women, and says that he's dating her.
My face RIGHT FUCKING NOW:
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« Reply #24054 on: November 09, 2011, 04:50:17 PM »
Here's something I DID learn today:

IF YOU WANT TO NOT GET TROLLED THEN STAY OUT OF THE JUNKYARD.

dude. Every time I see one of your posts it makes me want to faceplant (see wut i did thar). People are trying to help you. Stop ignoring them and read their goddamn posts for once.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24055 on: November 09, 2011, 04:55:04 PM »
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24056 on: November 09, 2011, 04:56:18 PM »
so yea, the first the she said to me was "boi you need a haircut"
i just kinda shrugged and smiled and went upstairs to my room to jackoff or something..
(i'm upstairs right now)
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« Reply #24057 on: November 09, 2011, 05:08:08 PM »
faceplant (see wut i did thar)
o i c wat u did thar


also putting sex-related tags in youtube videos completely screws up the related videos lol
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24058 on: November 09, 2011, 05:14:04 PM »
is currently blasting this in protest of the lady that i do not approve of my dad dating:

What i liked about having an antisocial dad was that he didn't date and what little attention he gave to me was still there.
Now, I don't get any attention. I just cook and clean the house now. :/
I WANT MY REAL DAD BACK YOU CUNT.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #24059 on: November 09, 2011, 05:17:00 PM »
so yea, the first the she said to me was "boi you need a haircut"
i just kinda shrugged and smiled and went upstairs to my room to jackoff or something..
(i'm upstairs right now)
lol, I don't give a crap what my dad does or who he dates, problem solved. ;P

And are you trying to say that you can fap to GTM???