My 'net connection just dropped for no apparent reason x.xBut at least you were saved from my singing, right boss?
According to the bible, it's completely fine to have intercourse with your own family (and thus increase the risk of recessive hereditary disorders), but not with someone of the same gender.
Why Can't I Own a Canadian?October 2002Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:Dear Dr. Laura:Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair?I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.Your devoted fan,Jim
XDI may be a bit out of kilter, but you'll never catch me talking to my own chest XD
My chest's too flat to showPlus I wear male clothing
Jim sounds like quite a character.My girlfriend sometimes has to get me to tell her chest off for getting in the way.
is this bot don't lost all razors in a fight before do a damage thought
Quote from: Scourge of teh Galaxy on September 30, 2011, 11:50:34 AMMy chest's too flat to showPlus I wear male clothingEXTENSIVE RESEARCH SHOWS YOU ARE ACTUALLY A MALE
Chest too flatdress like a manKinda pointing towards male there :Punless you're a weird alien cross-dressing species i don't know about
Like I said, I'd love to see you try and prove that, because you don't have much in the way of solid proof there, many a woman wears male clothes
This conversation is getting weird...
Quote from: ty4er on September 30, 2011, 12:06:38 PMChest too flatdress like a manKinda pointing towards male there :Punless you're a weird alien cross-dressing species i don't know aboutLike I said, I'd love to see you try and prove that, because you don't have much in the way of solid proof there, many a woman wears male clothes
Quote from: Scourge of teh Galaxy on September 30, 2011, 12:15:13 PMLike I said, I'd love to see you try and prove that, because you don't have much in the way of solid proof there, many a woman wears male clothesNone of the girls at my school do. In fact, they wear hardly any clothes... I'm just sayin'
Girls like that are horrible and, more often than not, orange
Quote from: Zog on September 30, 2011, 12:23:52 PMQuote from: Scourge of teh Galaxy on September 30, 2011, 12:15:13 PMLike I said, I'd love to see you try and prove that, because you don't have much in the way of solid proof there, many a woman wears male clothesNone of the girls at my school do. In fact, they wear hardly any clothes... I'm just sayin'Girls like that are horrible and, more often than not, orange
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